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  1. 04-11-2012, 04:07 PM #301
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    Quote Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp View Post
    must be one long shit smooth is having.
    Only the best for number 5,000.
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  2. 04-11-2012, 04:17 PM #302
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    I've been at this job for over 9 years. I might be approaching my 2500th shit here.

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    I had to shit 3 times at work today. Our toilet set up SUCKS! It's like from the 60's and I have to hold my junk so it doesn't touch the walls of the toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DariusLock View Post
    I had to shit 3 times at work today. Our toilet set up SUCKS! It's like from the 60's and I have to hold my junk so it doesn't touch the walls of the toilet.
    Last year, much to my dismay, I discovered that the toilets at the horse track soak my sack. There is nothing worse than being drunk after 18 hours of continuous drinking, being at the horse track, sitting down because you have to shit, and having your balls submerged in toilet water.

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    LMFAO at those last two posts
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  6. 04-11-2012, 09:28 PM #306
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    Quote Originally Posted by psuexv View Post
    LMFAO at those last two posts
    No shit (pun intended)

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  7. 05-04-2012, 01:21 PM #307
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    I hate the molasses shits where you wipe your ass, let go of the toilet paper, and it is still stuck to your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    I keep conversations to a minimum at the work restroom. Not the place to have one. Regardless if I'm shitting or pissing.
    Sure everyone has seen this educational video, if not, watch, listen and learn.

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  9. 05-04-2012, 01:57 PM #309
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    More for your education in poopology


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Br...tool_chart.svg
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  10. 05-14-2012, 07:39 AM #310
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    Just needed to check in for therapeutic reasons. Contractors will begin to demolish my bathroom here at the house in about 2 hours. My throne of some 15 years and I will part ways . Being self employed means that this particular throne is my personnel one....I don't share it....going to miss it . On the plus side it was very exciting last night to check the aisle with over 40 new thrones at Lowe's last night . Should have seen the guys face when I said I needed to sit on them first. This was a man of understanding
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  11. 05-14-2012, 08:48 AM #311
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    Self employed. That explains how you can get so many rounds of Tiger Woods in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    Self employed. That explains how you can get so many rounds of Tiger Woods in.

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    That and I don't play fifa, ssx, or hanna montana
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  13. 05-14-2012, 09:53 AM #313
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    Quote Originally Posted by SCClassof93 View Post
    That and I don't play fifa, ssx, or hanna montana
    Hanna Montana =

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    Hanna Montana =



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    Quote Originally Posted by SCClassof93 View Post
    More for your education in poopology


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Br...tool_chart.svg
    I think I created something new....
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  16. 05-14-2012, 10:13 AM #316
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  17. 05-14-2012, 11:18 AM #317
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    Quote Originally Posted by DariusLock View Post
    I think I created something new....

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  18. 05-14-2012, 01:35 PM #318
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    God I hate fucking splashback.
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  19. 05-14-2012, 02:06 PM #319
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes View Post
    God I hate fucking splashback.
    +1
    Sadly this is usually caused by excessive straining then that "pop" ejection of the material that hurls into the bowl at high velocity and causes "splashback".
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  20. 05-14-2012, 02:34 PM #320
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    Just look at it as a complementary wash
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