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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes View Post
    I generally read the newspaper while taking a shit. That's about the only time of day that I read the paper.
    I've gotten into the habit of reading a book while taking a shit. Takes a while to read the whole thing, but it's nice and relaxing and it's about the only time I'm not distracted by anything else to where I don't feel like reading.

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    Went to drain the main vein, and there was someone in the handicapped stall. Not sure if he had a lot of gas or a kazoo up his butt

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    The dude abides.

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    The musical instrument or the little dude from the Flintstones


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    Nice pull

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    Jesus Christ....dude rolls up in the stall next to me and just unloads....painting the toilet bowl....then after the initial detonation, a couple minutes later it sounds like he's emptying a ketchup bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    Jesus Christ....dude rolls up in the stall next to me and just unloads....painting the toilet bowl....then after the initial detonation, a couple minutes later it sounds like he's emptying a ketchup bottle.
    You should actually feel sorry for him, we have all been there where its actually painful to drop a duece.

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    i took a shit this morning and the long floater ended up in a question mark shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oweb26 View Post
    You should actually feel sorry for him, we have all been there where its actually painful to drop a duece.
    I don't think there was pain involved....from all the sounds it sounded like relief and luck that he didn't shit himself on the way there.

    Quote Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp View Post
    i took a shit this morning and the long floater ended up in a question mark shape.
    You should have took a picture.

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    Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gschwendt View Post
    Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

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    Aww... And here I had one ready to upload.

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    Leave it to G to go and spoil all the fun.

    What if we were to put it in spoiler (or even double or triple spoiler) tags?

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    so is this crossing the line?


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    Quote Originally Posted by gschwendt View Post
    Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.

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    Pet peeve... when at work going #2 why do people feel the need to talk to you through the stall? I'm busy... focus on yourself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaymo76 View Post
    Pet peeve... when at work going #2 why do people feel the need to talk to you through the stall? I'm busy... focus on yourself!
    Do you work with JB???

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    Lol I was thinking the same thing

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    I keep conversations to a minimum at the work restroom. Not the place to have one. Regardless if I'm shitting or pissing.

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    This is my 5,000th post. In honor of my 5,000th post, I am hereby typing and posting it on my cell phone while sitting in a stall at work. Pictures to follow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes View Post
    This is my 5,000th post. In honor of my 5,000th post, I am hereby typing and posting it on my cell phone while sitting in a stall at work. Pictures to follow.
    must be one long shit smooth is having.

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