The Anything Thread

[SmoothPancakes]

Though fries that fall out of the box and into the bag are a pain in the ass, am I the only one who finds that the fries in the bottom of the bag, and not in the box, taste better? For some reason, those fries that fall out and end up in the bag are just so much tastier than the ones still in the box. I don't know why.

[steelerfan]

So, I was wondering something (purely hypothetical). Say I got tired of a bill collector calling and decided to say that person was dead. Are there legal ramifications for that not being the case?

True story.

Years ago (probably about 2003), I got a call from a tele-marketer one evening and here is how it went:

Asshole: "Good evening Mr. , I'm (some asshole from some company selling shit you don't want). How are you doing?"

: "I've had a rough day."

Asshole: "I'm sorry to hear that."

"I had to bury a baby today."

Asshole: "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. I will leave you alone, sir. My apologies."

: "Thanks."

What I said was completely true. What I failed to mention was that I buried lots of babies all the time. Oh well, whatever works.

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[JerzeyReign]

Thats effed up... I feel bad for laughing

[ram29jackson]

Though fries that fall out of the box and into the bag are a pain in the ass, am I the only one who finds that the fries in the bottom of the bag, and not in the box, taste better? For some reason, those fries that fall out and end up in the bag are just so much tastier than the ones still in the box. I don't know why.

they aired out a little.......?

[HWill]

[baseballplyrmvp]

True story.

Years ago (probably about 2003), I got a call from a tele-marketer one evening and here is how it went:

Asshole: "Good evening Mr. , I'm (some asshole from some company selling shit you don't want). How are you doing?"

: "I've had a rough day."

Asshole: "I'm sorry to hear that."

"I had to bury a baby today."

Asshole: "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. I will leave you alone, sir. My apologies."

: "Thanks."

What I said was completely true. What I failed to mention was that I buried lots of babies all the time. Oh well, whatever works.

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i....i dont get it. were you a grave digger?

[morsdraconis]

No, he used to be a mortician.

[SmoothPancakes]

i....i dont get it. were you a grave digger?

Damn, I thought you were ram for a second there. I was all ready to whip out the

[morsdraconis]

[baseballplyrmvp]

No, he used to be a mortician.

oh, well now it makes sense.

[ram29jackson]

Damn, I thought you were ram for a second there. I was all ready to whip out the

dude, come on, no one here is a neighbor or a actual friend. I'm not going to retain every detail about stuff or people from the site. I've been killing too much time here, but its still secondary stuff to need to remember

[psuexv]

So we know JB worked the club this weekend and here are his tweets from today

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at Antelope Creek Family Physicians (2200 S 40th St, Normal Blvd, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/nfzK3E

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at CVS (2711 S. 48th, 48th & Van Dorn, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/mYpJpJ

What do you think he's got??????

[psuexv]

dude, come on, no one here is a neighbor or a actual friend. I'm not going to retain every detail about stuff or people from the site. I've been killing too much time here, but its still secondary stuff to need to remember

Considering I talk to you guys more than I do my shitty neighbors.... yeah I remember this stuff.

[JBHuskers]

So we know JB worked the club this weekend and here are his tweets from today

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at Antelope Creek Family Physicians (2200 S 40th St, Normal Blvd, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/nfzK3E

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at CVS (2711 S. 48th, 48th & Van Dorn, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/mYpJpJ

What do you think he's got??????

[NatureBoy]

So we know JB worked the club this weekend and here are his tweets from today

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at Antelope Creek Family Physicians (2200 S 40th St, Normal Blvd, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/nfzK3E

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at CVS (2711 S. 48th, 48th & Van Dorn, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/mYpJpJ

What do you think he's got??????

Crabs?

[SmoothPancakes]

So we know JB worked the club this weekend and here are his tweets from today

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at Antelope Creek Family Physicians (2200 S 40th St, Normal Blvd, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/nfzK3E

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at CVS (2711 S. 48th, 48th & Van Dorn, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/mYpJpJ

What do you think he's got??????

Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.

[psuexv]

I'm going with the clap

[morsdraconis]

http://www.cdc.gov/parasites/scabies/

[psuexv]

[steelerfan]

I bet JB has an anal prolapse and/or fissure from the security guard having to "tell" him to keep his hands off the ladies.

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