The Anything Thread

[steelerfan]

Dammit. Drank one too many beers. There was left over carnitas in the fridge and halfway through the first taco I noticed the meat might be rancid. I finished it and then polished off the second one. I'm going to pay for this...shitting like a pet monkey is in my future. (at best)

Hence, the name Deuce!!

[JBHuskers]

ask for an ice pack.

Just "toweled off" while taking a piss

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[Deuce]

Oh, you are in for some pain. It's gonna be a long night (or day) when that stuff kicks in.

I know. damn those beers!

[SmoothPancakes]

My balls are so schweaty tonight.

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I'm going to have some schweaty balls the next time I hit the golf course.

[Deuce]

Hence, the name Deuce!!

I need to rethink my name...everytime someone takes a dump they think of me.

[SmoothPancakes]

I need to rethink my name...everytime someone takes a dump they think of me.

Pretty much. I just dropped a deuce two hours ago.

[steelerfan]

I need to rethink my name...everytime someone takes a dump they think of me.

After that rancid meat kicks in, maybe "Loose"?

[Deuce]

Pretty much. I just dropped a deuce two hours ago.

Dammit! I'm going Conan on y'alls asses. Change my name to 'thrice'!!

Ok, I know that's random. You gotta be a Conan fan to get it.

[Deuce]

After that rancid meat kicks in, maybe "Loose"?

Actually "loose deuce" could have some traction.

Only issue is that the type of poo I would be associated with would be specific to butt pees. Not cool.

[steelerfan]

Actually "loose deuce" could have some traction.

Only issue is that the type of poo I would be associated with would be specific to butt pees. Not cool.

Yeah, "Loose" just rhymes with "Deuce".

"Loose" may actually work better for JB.

[JBHuskers]

Yeah, "Loose" just rhymes with "Deuce".

"Loose" may actually work better for JB.

I had a loose deuce after eating some Parker's BBQ today.

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[psuexv]

Actually "loose deuce" could have some traction.

Actually "loose deuce" would not have any traction.

[Deuce]

Actually "loose deuce" would not have any traction.

Ha ha...true.

[morsdraconis]

So, I was wondering something (purely hypothetical). Say I got tired of a bill collector calling and decided to say that person was dead. Are there legal ramifications for that not being the case?

[psuexv]

So, I was wondering something (purely hypothetical). Say I got tired of a bill collector calling and decided to say that person was dead. Are there legal ramifications for that not being the case?

I don't know about dead, but my old college roommate was tits deep in debt and we used to say we've never heard of that person before. Funny too because they started to get clever and try to ask for him just by first name and try to sound like a friend calling for him.

[JBHuskers]

So, I was wondering something (purely hypothetical). Say I got tired of a bill collector calling and decided to say that person was dead. Are there legal ramifications for that not being the case?

Are you the person they're calling for or someone else? If it is you, maybe you'd get in trouble. But I dunno, have to ask our resident lawyer CLW

[JerzeyReign]

Now that the lockout is over.... FUCK DALLAS!

That is all. Carry On.

[texacotea]

Now that the lockout is over.... FUCK DALLAS!

That is all. Carry On.

no need for the lockout to be over just to say that.

Urks me when the fast food establishment that I go to cant seem to sit my fry box right side up, now im stuck digging fries out of the bottom of the bag.

[JBHuskers]

Urks me when the fast food establishment that I go to cant seem to sit my fry box right side up, now im stuck digging fries out of the bottom of the bag.

No kidding....

[morsdraconis]

Yeah. Fries out of the bottom of the bag isn't awesome unless they're extra fries.