I heard the Cops arrived on the scene after Gator beat up the old man at Exxon.

Cop: "So what happened here, Gator?"

Gator: "Wendy's stopped the damn $1.00 Menu!! On top of that, someone on The Gaming Tailgate wants me to upgrade his Long Snapper's Awareness 5 points 'cause last year the guy got away with a Holding call on a FG Attempt all because he noticed the Umpire was checking out a Cheerleader!!"

Cop: "Looks like a classic case of Roster Rage here, Son..."

Gator: "You have no idea..." :rolleyes: