The best is when you take a shit, and it's just one long log. It's like, "how in the hell did that fit inside me?"
Then you have to think, "Will the toilet actually flush and go down with that long of a log?"
The best is when you take a shit, and it's just one long log. It's like, "how in the hell did that fit inside me?"
Then you have to think, "Will the toilet actually flush and go down with that long of a log?"
Those are almost the shits you want to take a picture of because you're so proud of it.Originally Posted by morsdraconis
What like its never happened to you.?
:eek:
no........no........just no......
Where does the dog piss and crap if he brings it to work?So there is a guy in a wheelchair on our floor. But it is just odd when his service dog comes into the shitter with him. And there is this other guy sitting here petting and talking to the dog while they wash their handslet me shit in peace!!!
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Outside (I hope)....sometimes the dog wanders off from his cubicle....which is on the other end of the floor from ours.....but the dog will go rooting around in trash cans
The best kinda shit is the blessed one. Hardly if any to wipe. ITS A MIRACLE!
Anybody have a ghost shit? I had one last week. That thing was a bitch coming out, then the fucker wasn't even in the toilet when I was done.
Ah, the 20 minute shit that results in little pebbles but feels like you're shitting a brick.
About the only thing worse than a ghost shit is the messy shit (where it takes you 10 minutes to wipe afterwards and makes you feel like you need to take a shower to truly feel clean).
I call that Kibbles & Shits
Jesus no kidding, and it isn't like the work TP is Quilted Northern either....if you have to shit three times in a day you're going to walk like you'd been riding a horse all day in RDR.
Does anyone still read while taking a shit anymore? I figure cellphones/Kindles (or kindle like devices)/iPads (or iPad like devices) have taken the place of books for most people, but certainly not for me. Gives me a chance to read a good 20-40 pages in peace. I had been playing games while takin' a shit for the longest time, but I went back to reading again (certainly helps to have a good book to read - Bill Simmons' The Book of Basketball is my current book) and it's been quite enjoyable to once again work my brain while spending useless time on the shitter.
I usually end up reading that night's local rag. Which also tends to result in a massive variance of amount of time I spend in there. If there is not a single thing worth a damn to read in it, my visits to the shitter are very, very short. I pretty much do my business and get out. If it's one of those days where there is at least one good story on nearly every page, even if I'm done shitting within two or three minutes, I end up sitting there until I'm done reading the entire paper.
After all the shit that's come between them, I can't believe their still together...who you ask...My ass cheeks.
From Al Snow's twitter page.
i hate that....all that hard work and nothing to show for it.
Not sure if I have to just shamelessly let out a bunch of gas or if any solids follow....time to investigate.
Good thing I didn't do a test fire
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The dude abides.
What could have been.......
I'm sitting here currently enjoying a morning cup of coffee and I open this thread. Now I suddenly don't really want to finish my coffee anymore after seeing that.
That's how JB feels this morning after hitting up the McDonalds drive thruI'm sitting here currently enjoying a morning cup of coffee and I open this thread. Now I suddenly don't really want to finish my coffee anymore after seeing that.
ummmmmmm.... McNuggets. I might have to see if the local McDs is still running the 50 piece McNugget for $9.99 today.McDonalds drive thru
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