The Anything Thread

[JeffHCross]

As if I wasn't sick enough of patents and lawsuits over basic functionality, this hit the newswire today: http://paidcontent.org/article/419-p...related-links/

[SmoothPancakes]

This is my 4000th TGT post. That is all.

You are such a whore.

[JBHuskers]

So at around 3:30am this morning for the first time in forever I sleepwalked. Ended up biffing it pretty good clearing everything off of my nightstand, busting my lip and my knee, and not knowing what the hell I busted it on. I woke up after all that standing in my bedroom wondering WTF just happened

[morsdraconis]

Woah. That must have been hella crazy.

[JeffHCross]

http://new.music.yahoo.com/various-a...d_L3Y04bOxxCUv

Wal-Mart Stores Inc. spokeswoman Melissa Hill said the company had already started pulling the CDs from its shelves nationwide on Monday after a supplier notified it about a problem with the CD.

"When we learned of a CD that could appeal to children included songs with profanity, we took immediate action to begin removing the product from our store shelves," Hill said. "We are working with our supplier to investigate this matter further."

My favorite part:

Wilson said although her [4-year-old] son never listened to the CD, the incident will make her more vigilant.

"We never had to preview his CDs before, but we probably will from now on," she said.

Exactly how many 4-year-olds CDs would need previewed?

[JeffHCross]

This is old, but this is the first time I saw it. Found it hilarious.

Note that most of the teams have negative negative points ... as in they're actually ahead.

[morsdraconis]

WTF?

[psusnoop]

Haha that is funny, can you say $$$$$$ always knew FSU was dirty.... (sorry Prime).

[JBHuskers]

is this the worst way to die?

[morsdraconis]

I'm speechless...

[steelerfan]

is this the worst way to die?

Everyone wants to die doing what they love most.

For this man, it's fucking chickens.

[JBHuskers]

Everyone wants to die doing what they love most.

For this man, it's fucking chickens.

[steelerfan]

Jeez JB! Here you go, buddy...

http://www.blaha.at/

[JBHuskers]

Jeez JB! Here you go, buddy...

http://www.blaha.at/

Blocked at work for pornography trying to get me in trouble?

[steelerfan]

Blocked at work for pornography trying to get me in trouble?

Yeah, ok, buddy. Keep fucking that chicken.

[psuexv]

Blocked at work for pornography trying to get me in trouble?

How can a strip club block a pornographic site?

[JBHuskers]

How can a strip club block a pornographic site?

That's my part-time gig.

[JeffHCross]

Yep, his full time job is a lot more boring ... and a lot less boobies.

[JBHuskers]

Yep, his full time job is a lot more boring ... and a lot less boobies.

Very.

[JeffHCross]

If you need some inspiration: http://er.jsc.nasa.gov/seh/ricetalk.htm

But if I were to say, my fellow citizens, that we shall send to the moon, 240,000 miles away from the control station in Houston, a giant rocket more than 300 feet tall, the length of this football field, made of new metal alloys, some of which have not yet been invented, capable of standing heat and stresses several times more than have ever been experienced, fitted together with a precision better than the finest watch, carrying all the equipment needed for propulsion, guidance, control, communications, food and survival, on an untried mission, to an unknown celestial body, and then return it safely to earth, re-entering the atmosphere at speeds of over 25,000 miles per hour, causing heat about half that of the temperature of the sun--almost as hot as it is here today--and do all this, and do it right, and do it first before this decade is out--then we must be bold.