Doing Your Business at Your Place of Business Thread

[SmoothPancakes]

Goddamn I can't stop ripping today. Long, windy and reek to high hell. I think there might be an epic deuce building up for later tonight from what I'm ripping right now.

[Deuce]

Goddamn I can't stop ripping today. Long, windy and reek to high hell. I think there might be an epic shit building up for later tonight from what I'm ripping right now.

Fixed.


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[JBHuskers]

Fixed.


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So who's up for dropping a deuce today?

[morsdraconis]

I prevent the grand central station epidemic by going to one of the bathrooms that only has one stall in it (of which there are two different ones). It has a urinal, but it's rarely frequented at the time that I normally have to take a shit.

[JBHuskers]

I prevent the grand central station epidemic by going to one of the bathrooms that only has one stall in it (of which there are two different ones). It has a urinal, but it's rarely frequented at the time that I normally have to take a shit.

Yeah all of ours have 3 urinals and 3 shitters. There is one that just has one and one, but it's all the way in the other building inside the gym.

[Deuce]

So who's up for dropping a deuce today?

That's just mean.


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[steelerfan]

That's just mean.


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At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[Deuce]

At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

:bright side:


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[JBHuskers]

At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Don't tempt the guy who can put them into the system

[LeeSO]

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

[JBHuskers]

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

That's probably how the urinal games in bars got started.

[LeeSO]

I've also tried it with a staple. The staple presented more of a challenge.

[SmoothPancakes]

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

Before or after drinking?

[LeeSO]

Before or after drinking?

Before, I hardly ever drink. I've also pissed in the sink at a past employer. (sober)

[steelerfan]

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[LeeSO]

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

Niiiiice.

[steelerfan]

Niiiiice.

Yep, it was a work function too. Long time ago.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

[JBHuskers]

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

This surprises me zero.

Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2

[countryboy]

I find I come up with my best sales pitches while sitting on the throne at work.

Some call it taking a dump, I call it a brainstorming session.

[steelerfan]

I find I come up with my best sales pitches while sitting on the throne at work.

Some call it taking a dump, I call it a brainstorming session.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.