then there will be another mess to clean up![]()
Man, someone walked into the handicapped stall and was hitting high C's on the trumpet while I was trying to fend off constipation from antibiotics. If the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket heard that he'd be like "WHY DON'T YOU UNPUCKER THAT BUTTHOLE SON!"
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Hung over and shitting in the women's restroom.
Aren't you glad you work with me, bitch?
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I just unleashed an unholy shit at work. That toilet will never be the same after today. I also slightly feel bad for the sales staff back in that area. Man that is gonna stink all day.
Shitting.
To be clear, it's a one-toilet bathroom with a lock on the door. It's not like women were going in and out.
I just went in, shit, and left. Hopefully, the next user gagged and wondered what bitch could make such an aroma.
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Yeah I hate it when it's Grand Central Station when I need to shit.
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