The How Many Times Can Ram Be Wrong Thread

[bdoughty]

Post tweet from a guy that covers the Eagles for Philadelphia Daily News.

You don't say. An Eagle fan and sportswriter crying about a Cowboy win and how they were cheated.

Now Ram I need you to stop and think about this. Stop imagining the foot of that young boy in the old car I posted and really concentrate. Concentrate as hard as when you are sitting in your van stalking your next victim.

If the NFL is scripted, why on earth are the Cowboys calling out the Eagles plays? A legal way to keep us morons guessing at what is real or not? The logic is so backwards that I had to make sure I had taken all my meds. Holy crap on a cracker, it's like watching the next Jerry Brudos. Pray for all those unwitting Oregonians that do not know what lies ahead.

[steelerfan]

I found another random quote on another site.

I met ram29jackson once in Pasadena. At first, he seemed ok. But then he wanted me to take his picture while he was urinating in the restroom of this restaurant we went into so he could stalk some guy named Ben who worked on that college football game. After Ben called the manager over and had us thrown out, ram started focusing on my son and asking if he could smell his socks and underwear.

EDIT: You can't prove this didn't happen but I can prove a couple of different parts of the story.

[SmoothPancakes]

That's freakin Gold right there..... Douchecanoe!

And it's absolutely, positively 100% factually true! I even put the anonymous comments in a quote to show how true and factual and trustworthy that anonymous commenter is. Everyone knows anything you put in quotes is automatically 100% true and factual and entirely trustworthy.

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, would you look at that. Another extremely boring, thoroughly unexciting blowout in a prime time football game. Way to go dumbasses in the NFL scripting department!

[gschwendt]

Well, would you look at that. Another extremely boring, thoroughly unexciting blowout in a prime time football game. Way to go dumbasses in the NFL scripting department!

It was a conspiracy to get people to watch the Cincinnati at Memphis game that saw 1200+ yards of total offense and came down to the final minute.

NFL & NCAA script these things together so that it's not always obvious.

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[SmoothPancakes]

It was a conspiracy to get people to watch the Cincinnati at Memphis game that saw 1200+ yards of total offense and came down to the final minute.

NFL & NCAA script these things together so that it's not always obvious.

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Dear god! They're scripting these contests across multiple leagues/levels of sports at the same bloody time!? How far and deep does this plot of deception go?!?

Gasp... What if the Pope is in on it? The Pope goes to New York City tonight. The Giants win their first game of the season at home. Sweet mother of God, everything and everyone is in on the plot!!!

[steelerfan]

The Pope only gives a shit about counting money and covering up kid-fucking.

[ram29jackson]

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[bdoughty]

[souljahbill]

It was a conspiracy to get people to watch the Cincinnati at Memphis game that saw 1200+ yards of total offense and came down to the final minute.

NFL & NCAA script these things together so that it's not always obvious.

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Did you see the brilliant acting of Gunner Kiel when got nailed by the Memphis defender while sliding? Both medical staffs were on the field when they carted him off. It deserved an Emmy for best drama.

[ram29jackson]

Lolol Marshawn Lynch is a game day decision ?!
You gonna fall for that drama?

[SmoothPancakes]

Yeah, I told my boss the other day that I was gonna be a work day decision. I like to keep him hanging from time to time.

[bdoughty]

Yeah, I told my boss the other day that I was gonna be a work day decision. I like to keep him hanging from time to time.

[souljahbill]

Lolol Marshawn Lynch is a game day decision ?!
You gonna fall for that drama?

How does this "drama" help the NFL?

[ram29jackson]

So out of the blue..Lynch is questionable for what was supposed to be an assumed boring ass slaughter. Now,all the sudden there's confusion and,a reason to check in.
This doesn't mean I assume Bears will win lol but I already picked them to cover before this happened.
You want to deny the perfect dramatic timing of all this? The nfl knows how to keep your attention.
Seahawks with 2 losses...Lynch doesnt play, it hurts the team. Lynch plays and gets injured it hurts the team. Maybe Kam C. Has no chemistry with team?
Sports is so dumb. If the Seahawks lose everyone shouts "anything can happen!" If they win it's of course because Bears were too weak.
No logical reasons,just cliches to cling to.
It's the nfl that keeps changing the narrative,not me.
Bears using a different qb and Jeffries may be out. Seattle with gimpy RB and a confused DB. A lot if pieces are being shuffled here lol. All the money is on Seahawks to win. Would you really try to pull this with the Pats v Jags game? I doubt it but if they did you'd buy that anyway because of the unproven unscientific cry that anything can happen.
Pats better not lose lol I've got one strike in a 3 strike survivor pool and everyone choked on the Ravens - raiders game last week...another unlikely bullshit ending.
I may bite the bullet and pick Chicago for the Flying heck of it ! What the heck,it's one game.....

[ram29jackson]

@smooth

You keep asking for proof or why doesn't someone write about it?
Tuohy has already written a couple books.
The nfl/espn won't promote his book and don't/cant sue him because he's got proof of fbI files of thrown games etc.
They've given him a few minutes on a major morning show but they try to act indifferent like yeah what ever dude and get rid of him quick.Why don't you try reading them before you tell me what you think you know and don't know.

[SmoothPancakes]

Riiight. I'm gonna waste my time reading the same retarded stuff that you keep copy/pasting from his website. Yes, because I'm sure he is absolutely 100% unequivocally unbiased and will present neutral opinions for all sides. There is absolutely nothing in it for him other than the truth. Yeah, and I have three nuts. Like I would even waste my money on that loser and do nothing but add money to his pockets.

Bring me a book of an actual former NFL (or college, since they're all apparently fixed too) player or coach who "tells all" about all these supposed shenanigans, and then I'll read it. I'm not wasting my time or money on this same retard you keep going and copy/pasting shit from his site.

[souljahbill]

What a catch on 4th down off the deflection for TCU by former Husker Aaron Green.

Looks like TCU is going to hold on, 55-52.

I can't imagine how long it must've taken to practice that in Forth Worth and Lubbock to get that down pat so I could drool with the rest of the masses by the convenient drama.

[steelerfan]

I can't imagine how long it must've taken to practice that in Forth Worth and Lubbock to get that down pat so I could drool with the rest of the masses by the convenient drama.

ram has stated on numerous occasions how easy tip drills are.

Pay attention!

[souljahbill]

Marquee game of the week#Drama