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  1. 08-01-2012, 01:28 AM #381
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    I work in an aircraft hangar at night with about 30 other guys. We have 1 bathroom with 2 urinals and 1 stall. Like everything else in this hangar, everything is beat to shit. Even the stall structure. The door doesn't lock, (Hell, i'm surprised we even still have a door) and there is an oddly huge gap between the wall and the stall door. You can make eye contact with someone walking in the bathroom if you're sitting on the john.
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  2. 08-01-2012, 05:02 AM #382
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    Wow. THAT sucks. I wouldn't be able to take a shit there AT ALL. Gotta have my privacy.
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  3. 08-01-2012, 07:24 AM #383
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    Quote Originally Posted by morsdraconis View Post
    Wow. THAT sucks. I wouldn't be able to take a shit there AT ALL. Gotta have my privacy.
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  4. 08-01-2012, 10:41 AM #384
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    Decided to do a little MS Paint work

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    oh man....that steak that i had tonight must have still been alive. i do not feel good at all. stomach is curling over on itself. i've been on the toilet 4 times in the last 2 hours. the sharts are killin me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    Decided to do a little MS Paint work

    Almost got this achievement yesterday. I gave birth to an absolute monster just in time for lunch.

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  8. 08-06-2012, 08:28 AM #388
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  9. 08-07-2012, 11:23 AM #389
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    I'm having the most violent farts ever on the shitter here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    I'm having the most violent farts ever on the shitter here.

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    I actually took a shit that lasted 20 seconds.
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  12. 08-08-2012, 04:30 AM #392
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckeye02 View Post
    I actually took a shit that lasted 20 seconds.
    Talk about a power shit. Damn.
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    Sam's Club jumbo sized jar of creamy peanut butter deposited....carry on

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  14. 08-26-2012, 07:52 AM #394
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    Ever have one of those cake batter craps? Half a roll of toilet paper later and it is still there
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    My favorite is being at work and getting a call for a pt who was had been constipated for 3 days. We get them in back of our ambulance,(BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING TO GO TO THE ER AT 3 AM FOR) then they shit themselves on the way there.
    So I guess the moral of the story is if you can't shit call 911 at 3 in the morning and crap on a cot.
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  16. 09-04-2012, 01:09 PM #396
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    Quote Originally Posted by punter View Post
    My favorite is being at work and getting a call for a pt who was had been constipated for 3 days. We get them in back of our ambulance,(BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING TO GO TO THE ER AT 3 AM FOR) then they shit themselves on the way there.
    So I guess the moral of the story is if you can't shit call 911 at 3 in the morning and crap on a cot.
    Oh man, hate it for you
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  17. 09-04-2012, 02:23 PM #397
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    Quote Originally Posted by punter View Post
    My favorite is being at work and getting a call for a pt who was had been constipated for 3 days. We get them in back of our ambulance,(BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING TO GO TO THE ER AT 3 AM FOR) then they shit themselves on the way there.
    So I guess the moral of the story is if you can't shit call 911 at 3 in the morning and crap on a cot.
    Duly noted
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  18. 09-06-2012, 07:29 AM #398
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    Women have no clue how bad our public restrooms are......KNOW THAT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SCClassof93 View Post
    Women have no clue how bad our public restrooms are......KNOW THAT!
    when using a public restroom, always use hover mode. cuz you dont know what that seat has touched.
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    Depending on the style of beer I have had I can play Clapton, Hendrix or Page
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