I took a massive shit at work yesterday, stunk up the bathroom to high fucking hell. It was so damn bad, it stunk me out of there. Instead of leaving the door open and infecting the rest of the station with that smell, I shut the door and left a surprise for the next poor bastard to go in there. One of my co-workers went in there about 5 minutes later, came out not even 3 seconds later swearing up a storm. He didn't know who did it, but I'm sure he had some suspicions as there are only 11 guys working in our cluster of stations.