The "I'd Hit It" Thread

[souljahbill]

Really. You like makeup and airbrushing and LOTS of primping or whatever, because I guarantee you that if you stripped all that stuff of her, she is not naturally pretty.
Even with all that stuff, she just doesn't do it for me. She's going to be a whale when she's older most likely. Girls of that body type at that age get huge. Hell, my wife and I were talking about how huge Nicki Minaj's ass was, like it was fake or something, and she said she was watching some show about how KimK always does pictures at certain angles that don't show how huge her ass is because it is gigantic wide. NOT my style at all. I'm with psusnoop on this one.

Well, I'm black so I'm geneticly predisposed to liking big butts (and I can not lie) although I must admit that I'm really a tits guy. Anyway, she may not be THAT pretty when not made up and whatnot but I bet she ain't a pig with lipstick either. And yeah, she'll be fat when she's older but I don't wanna marry that. I wanna hit that!

[Deuce]

Well, I'm black so I'm geneticly predisposed to liking big butts (and I can not lie) although I must admit that I'm really a tits guy. Anyway, she may not be THAT pretty when not made up and whatnot but I bet she ain't a pig with lipstick either. And yeah, she'll be fat when she's older but I don't wanna marry that. I wanna hit that!

...except for the black part. I'm a cracker ass cracker. KK is a bit of an anomaly though b/c usually ladies with the big asses have small tits. She has both...which is awesome.

[psusnoop]

...except for the black part. I'm a cracker ass cracker. KK is a bit of an anomaly though b/c usually ladies with the big asses have small tits. She has both...which is awesome.

well said

[DariusLock]

I'd still hit it, every girl without make up looks worse than with it. Makeup and push up bras are the worst thing eva...

[JBHuskers]

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass...

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[psusnoop]

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass...

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And more ass! damn

[SmoothPancakes]

Too much ass. She's got a bigger ass than me, and in mors' own words, I'm a walking candy store for zombies.

[JBHuskers]

[ram29jackson]

How the hell do you not already know about LMGTFY and the ability to use it to make fun of people? I would have thought you would have been a beta tester!

another product of a dumbed down era..using the first letter of each word instead of actually describing or fully saying what you mean

[morsdraconis]

I've never found Kim that attractive.

[JBHuskers]

For Eric dogging my wanting to hit Annette Bening

[morsdraconis]

Oh yeah. Annette Bening is a looker. No doubt.



I want any one of these three women:










As you can see, I definitely have a type.

[JBHuskers]

FINALLY! I have some backup. Thanks Mors

[DariusLock]

Whose in the middle?

[JBHuskers]

Whose in the middle?

I'd like to be

[morsdraconis]

Whose in the middle?

That's Claudia Black. Played Aeryn Sun on Farscape (AWESOME Sci Fi show if you've never seen it - it's on instant stream on Netflix), was Vala Mal Doran on Stargate: SG-1 (another AWESOME Sci-Fi show that's also on Netflix instant streaming), played Shazza in the movie Pitch Black (great science fiction movie if you've never seen it), does the voice for Chloe in Uncharted, does the voice for Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins, does the voice for Admiral Daro'Xen vas Moreh from Mass Effect 2 and 3, and just recently did the voice for the demon queen Cydaea in Diablo 3.

[ram29jackson]

[morsdraconis]

Nah Ram, she's usually dressed something like this instead:

[JeffHCross]

another product of a dumbed down era..using the first letter of each word instead of actually describing or fully saying what you mean

The website is LMGTFY.com. So no, I was actually using the name of the brand. Don't blame me that it's an acronym.

That's Claudia Black.

I'm going to take a wild guess that Claudia Black, the person, may not be my type. However, Aeryn Sun could do whatever she wanted to me. I loved Farscape.

[morsdraconis]

I'm not the least bit ashamed to say I have a major "I want to fuck her so bad" crush on Aeryn Sun. Her personal growth in that show is what makes that show absolutely amazing. Going from the battlehardened, "I'm a badass and I'm going to break you in half" Peacekeeper to the "I can still kick your ass but I'm also a human being that has the ability to have emotions and feelings" woman is just simply amazing. Every time I go to Netflix, I'm tempted to watch it all over again on Instant Streaming.