The Anything Thread

[DariusLock]

Maybe TGT should run AMERIKA!

[steelerfan]

6001....

I wasted my 1000th post in the Mom of the Year thread. This is post 1001.

I want to thank all the people (including YOU) who made this possible. You know who you are, and without you, I may have only achieved 8 or 900 posts at this young age.

I want to thank my fellow TGT members for all of the banter we have shared. When the day comes that I no longer feel that I can post at the level I demand from myself and make that inevitable decision to call it quits, it is the comraderie of you all that I will miss most.

A special thanks goes out to the EA Sports NCAA staff for giving me something to occupy an otherwise monotonous existence and for accepting my ideas for what they are. I look forward to expressing my thoughts to you for NCAA 12 and beyond.

And not to be forgotten are the lurkers of TGT. You log on, but never sign in. However, I can feel your support and I know you go to war with me. You are the reason I get up every day and post small nuggets of wisdom to be ingested, digested and excreted by the NCAA community. Thank you for being the greatest lurkers on the 'net. Without you, I'm nothing. What is the point of posting if no one will read it?

Lastly, I want to thank the ownership of TGT. You gentlemen have made me feel welcome from day 1. You spotted potential the in me when I was posting on the minor league NCAA community circuit and made sure that I knew that you would give me a chance to flourish in your system. I am truly blessed to have the support of the greatest ownership group of all the NCAA Football Community Forums. Mr. cdj, Mr. JBHuskers, Mr. gschwendt...you 3 took me from toiling in the minors to enjoying the type of success that a young man from Parma, Ohio, who grew up in the suburbs of Houston playing 2 player games of Intellivision Baseball by himself, could only dream of. You are the catalyst of who I am today, and I am forever grateful.

Here's to many, many more poignant, thoughtful, literate posts and to a few mindless rants that the future holds for us all!

Thank you.

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[JBHuskers]

6001....





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[baseballplyrmvp]

stephen a smith goes off on tebow this morning on espn first take. lol

[souljahbill]

stephen a smith goes off on tebow this morning on espn first take. lol

That's normal

[baseballplyrmvp]

That's normal

no it was way worse than normal.

[NatureBoy]

Zoo Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Butt To Help It Defecate.

Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.

Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.


http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stori...-defecate.html

[oweb26]

Any of you guys buy movies? I still buy quite a few (especially through Amazon Deals) but now I have dupes etc. and as i was going through my database, I am just wondering as I haven't really noticed that many people anymore that still buys them outside of Forums dedicated to it. I have a small Home Theater PC (HTPC) that I am currently upgrading , it was my first so I cut corners(cheap parts) to just test out how much I would like it and I can honestly say I am hooked.

[JBHuskers]

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[DariusLock]

I dunno I'd have sex with that blonde chick and she's wearing em...

[SmoothPancakes]

I dunno I'd have sex with that blonde chick and she's wearing em...

That blows that theory out of the water.

[ryby6969]

Yeah, but most women have no problem getting someone to have sex with them.

[morsdraconis]

Yeah, but most women have no problem getting someone to have sex with them.

Most women just have to ask a dude if he wants to have sex, and 99 times out of a 100, the dude is gonna say yes. That might turn into 75 out of 100 if the bitch is a whale or something, but to just fuck and nothing else, most guys aren't gonna turn it down, no matter how ugly.

[ryby6969]

Most women just have to ask a dude if he wants to have sex, and 99 times out of a 100, the dude is gonna say yes. That might turn into 75 out of 100 if the bitch is a whale or something, but to just fuck and nothing else, most guys aren't gonna turn it down, no matter how ugly.

Yeah, when I was 17 I was at work and went into the breakroom and this girl and guy were talking about some guy that had said some girl had raped him. Me and the other dude both agreed the girl must have been fugly, or he had a girlfriend and got caught because that was the only way a guy would say he had been raped by some girl. The girl looked at me and said, "so if I forced you to have sex with me you wouldn't complain?" I said hell no. She gave me her pager number( I am almost 33) and told me to page her if I ever wanted to hang out.

A couple weeks later my friend and I got back from the beach one evening and I decided to page her. We both honored what we had said. (God she was crazy though)

[steelerfan]

Yeah, when I was 17 I was at work and went into the breakroom and this girl and guy were talking about some guy that had said some girl had raped him. Me and the other dude both agreed the girl must have been fugly, or he had a girlfriend and got caught because that was the only way a guy would say he had been raped by some girl. The girl looked at me and said, "so if I forced you to have sex with me you wouldn't complain?" I said hell no. She gave me her pager number( I am almost 33) and told me to page her if I ever wanted to hang out.

A couple weeks later my friend and I got back from the beach one evening and I decided to page her. We both honored what we had said. (God she was crazy though)

Dear Penthouse Forum,

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[ryby6969]

Screw you

[psusnoop]

Nice, it's always a blessing to have girl friends with zero expectations of anything more.