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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    Right now, I can't tell if the guy in the stall next to me has a loud belt buckle, or if he is leading reindeer while on the shitter.

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    Ask him

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    Quote Originally Posted by psuexv View Post
    Ask him
    If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there is a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there is a problem.
    Well for next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by psuexv View Post
    Well for next time
    I wonder if we can get an actuary to calculate the time until I am in the stall next to the same guy from earlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there would be a Taco Bell with Doritos Tacos nearby.
    Fixed.

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    The day after Taco Bell

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    Man I had to do the Usain Bolt to the shitter just now.

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    Someone in the stall next to me drops some nasty bombs. No courtesy flush, and doesn't even wash their hands after

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    Someone in the stall next to me drops some nasty bombs. No courtesy flush, and doesn't even wash their hands after

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    Do you work with Oprah???

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    This dude sprints into a stall. Grunts for not even a minute like he's trying to pass a Tonka Truck. No result, gets up and leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post


    This dude sprints into a stall. Grunts for not even a minute like he's trying to pass a Tonka Truck. No result, gets up and leaves.

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    Maybe it was so big, it didn't splash, didn't wipe his ass, didn't wash his hands, and didn't flush?

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    Quote Originally Posted by morsdraconis View Post
    Maybe it was so big, it didn't splash, didn't wipe his ass, didn't wash his hands, and didn't flush?
    One of the those that goes ass to water and eases into the bowl like an old man getting into a bath

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    Quote Originally Posted by psuexv View Post
    One of the those that goes ass to water and eases into the bowl like an old man getting into a bath
    AKA the messy shits.

    Everytime I take a shit like that, it's a pain in the ass to clean up.

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    Sounded like there was no result

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    Why doesn't that article have a link to this thread? C'mon, CNN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelerfan View Post
    Why doesn't that article have a link to this thread? C'mon, CNN!

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    I hate big "news" places.

    Taking a shit and reading a book/playing on your phone is the only thing you can do while taking a shit. What are you supposed to do? Listen to the fuckin' air conditioner/heater motor running, or, worse, the dude in the next stall having a fuckin' aneurysm tryin' to take a shit (or course, I normally refuse to take a shit in a bathroom with other people frequenting it - I would like to shit in peace).

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    I generally read the newspaper while taking a shit. That's about the only time of day that I read the paper.

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