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07-23-2011, 11:41 PM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

Dammit. Drank one too many beers. There was left over carnitas in the fridge and halfway through the first taco I noticed the meat might be rancid. I finished it and then polished off the second one. I'm going to pay for this...shitting like a pet monkey is in my future. (at best)

:D :D :D

Hence, the name Deuce!!
07-23-2011, 11:42 PM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp

ask for an ice pack.

Just "toweled off" while taking a piss :D

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07-23-2011, 11:43 PM
Deuce

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

:D Oh, you are in for some pain. It's gonna be a long night (or day) when that stuff kicks in.

I know. :fp: damn those beers!
07-23-2011, 11:43 PM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBHuskers

My balls are so schweaty tonight. :smh:

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I'm going to have some schweaty balls the next time I hit the golf course. :(
07-23-2011, 11:47 PM
Deuce

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

:D :D :D

Hence, the name Deuce!!

I need to rethink my name...everytime someone takes a dump they think of me. :D
07-23-2011, 11:48 PM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

I need to rethink my name...everytime someone takes a dump they think of me. :D

Pretty much. :D I just dropped a deuce two hours ago. :P
07-23-2011, 11:49 PM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

I need to rethink my name...everytime someone takes a dump they think of me. :D

After that rancid meat kicks in, maybe "Loose"? :dunno:
07-23-2011, 11:52 PM
Deuce

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Pretty much. :D I just dropped a deuce two hours ago. :P

Dammit! I'm going Conan on y'alls asses. Change my name to 'thrice'!!

Ok, I know that's random. You gotta be a Conan fan to get it.
07-23-2011, 11:55 PM
Deuce

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

After that rancid meat kicks in, maybe "Loose"? :dunno:

Actually "loose deuce" could have some traction.

Only issue is that the type of poo I would be associated with would be specific to butt pees. Not cool. :(
07-24-2011, 12:01 AM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

Actually "loose deuce" could have some traction.

Only issue is that the type of poo I would be associated with would be specific to butt pees. Not cool. :(

Yeah, "Loose" just rhymes with "Deuce".

"Loose" may actually work better for JB. :nod: :easy:
07-24-2011, 12:05 AM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

Yeah, "Loose" just rhymes with "Deuce".

"Loose" may actually work better for JB. :nod: :easy:

I had a loose deuce after eating some Parker's BBQ today.

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07-25-2011, 08:14 AM
psuexv

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

Actually "loose deuce" could have some traction.

Actually "loose deuce" would not have any traction.
07-25-2011, 08:48 AM
Deuce

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

Actually "loose deuce" would not have any traction.

Ha ha...true.
07-25-2011, 10:06 AM
morsdraconis

So, I was wondering something (purely hypothetical). Say I got tired of a bill collector calling and decided to say that person was dead. Are there legal ramifications for that not being the case?
07-25-2011, 10:08 AM
psuexv

Quote:

Originally Posted by morsdraconis

So, I was wondering something (purely hypothetical). Say I got tired of a bill collector calling and decided to say that person was dead. Are there legal ramifications for that not being the case?

I don't know about dead, but my old college roommate was tits deep in debt and we used to say we've never heard of that person before. Funny too because they started to get clever and try to ask for him just by first name and try to sound like a friend calling for him.
07-25-2011, 10:09 AM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by morsdraconis

So, I was wondering something (purely hypothetical). Say I got tired of a bill collector calling and decided to say that person was dead. Are there legal ramifications for that not being the case?

Are you the person they're calling for or someone else? If it is you, maybe you'd get in trouble. But I dunno, have to ask our resident lawyer CLW :D
07-25-2011, 01:21 PM
JerzeyReign

Now that the lockout is over.... FUCK DALLAS!

That is all. Carry On.
07-25-2011, 01:43 PM
texacotea

Quote:

Originally Posted by JerzeyReign

Now that the lockout is over.... FUCK DALLAS!

That is all. Carry On.

no need for the lockout to be over just to say that.

Urks me when the fast food establishment that I go to cant seem to sit my fry box right side up, now im stuck digging fries out of the bottom of the bag.
07-25-2011, 01:48 PM
JBHuskers

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Originally Posted by texacotea

Urks me when the fast food establishment that I go to cant seem to sit my fry box right side up, now im stuck digging fries out of the bottom of the bag.

No kidding....
07-25-2011, 02:25 PM
morsdraconis

Yeah. Fries out of the bottom of the bag isn't awesome unless they're extra fries.
07-25-2011, 02:47 PM
SmoothPancakes

Though fries that fall out of the box and into the bag are a pain in the ass, am I the only one who finds that the fries in the bottom of the bag, and not in the box, taste better? For some reason, those fries that fall out and end up in the bag are just so much tastier than the ones still in the box. I don't know why.
07-25-2011, 03:22 PM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by morsdraconis

So, I was wondering something (purely hypothetical). Say I got tired of a bill collector calling and decided to say that person was dead. Are there legal ramifications for that not being the case?

True story.

Years ago (probably about 2003), I got a call from a tele-marketer one evening and here is how it went:

Asshole: "Good evening Mr. :sf: , I'm (some asshole from some company selling shit you don't want). How are you doing?"

:sf: : "I've had a rough day."

Asshole: "I'm sorry to hear that."

:sf: "I had to bury a baby today."

Asshole: "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. I will leave you alone, sir. My apologies."

:sf: : "Thanks."

What I said was completely true. What I failed to mention was that I buried lots of babies all the time. Oh well, whatever works.

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07-25-2011, 03:56 PM
JerzeyReign

Thats effed up... I feel bad for laughing
07-25-2011, 05:41 PM
ram29jackson

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Though fries that fall out of the box and into the bag are a pain in the ass, am I the only one who finds that the fries in the bottom of the bag, and not in the box, taste better? For some reason, those fries that fall out and end up in the bag are just so much tastier than the ones still in the box. I don't know why.

they aired out a little.......?
07-25-2011, 05:46 PM
HWill

:fp:
07-25-2011, 07:52 PM
baseballplyrmvp

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

True story.

Years ago (probably about 2003), I got a call from a tele-marketer one evening and here is how it went:

Asshole: "Good evening Mr. :sf: , I'm (some asshole from some company selling shit you don't want). How are you doing?"

:sf: : "I've had a rough day."

Asshole: "I'm sorry to hear that."

:sf: "I had to bury a baby today."

Asshole: "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. I will leave you alone, sir. My apologies."

:sf: : "Thanks."

What I said was completely true. What I failed to mention was that I buried lots of babies all the time. Oh well, whatever works.

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:confused::dunno::confused:

i....i dont get it. were you a grave digger?
07-25-2011, 07:58 PM
morsdraconis

No, he used to be a mortician.
07-25-2011, 08:00 PM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp

:confused::dunno::confused:

i....i dont get it. were you a grave digger?

Damn, I thought you were ram for a second there. I was all ready to whip out the :fp: :fp: :fp:

:D
07-25-2011, 08:01 PM
morsdraconis

:D
07-25-2011, 08:08 PM
baseballplyrmvp

Quote:

Originally Posted by morsdraconis

No, he used to be a mortician.

oh, well now it makes sense.
07-25-2011, 09:02 PM
ram29jackson

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Damn, I thought you were ram for a second there. I was all ready to whip out the :fp: :fp: :fp:

:D

:D dude, come on, no one here is a neighbor or a actual friend. I'm not going to retain every detail about stuff or people from the site. I've been killing too much time here, but its still secondary stuff to need to remember :)
07-25-2011, 09:16 PM
psuexv

So we know JB worked the club this weekend and here are his tweets from today

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at Antelope Creek Family Physicians (2200 S 40th St, Normal Blvd, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/nfzK3E

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at CVS (2711 S. 48th, 48th & Van Dorn, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/mYpJpJ

What do you think he's got??????
07-25-2011, 09:19 PM
psuexv

Quote:

Originally Posted by ram29jackson

:D dude, come on, no one here is a neighbor or a actual friend. I'm not going to retain every detail about stuff or people from the site. I've been killing too much time here, but its still secondary stuff to need to remember :)

Considering I talk to you guys more than I do my shitty neighbors.... yeah I remember this stuff. :)
07-25-2011, 09:31 PM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

So we know JB worked the club this weekend and here are his tweets from today

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at Antelope Creek Family Physicians (2200 S 40th St, Normal Blvd, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/nfzK3E

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at CVS (2711 S. 48th, 48th & Van Dorn, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/mYpJpJ

What do you think he's got??????

:fp: :D :D :D
07-25-2011, 09:49 PM
NatureBoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

So we know JB worked the club this weekend and here are his tweets from today

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at Antelope Creek Family Physicians (2200 S 40th St, Normal Blvd, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/nfzK3E

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at CVS (2711 S. 48th, 48th & Van Dorn, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/mYpJpJ

What do you think he's got??????

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...crab_louse.jpg

Crabs? ;):D:nod:
07-25-2011, 09:55 PM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by psuexv

So we know JB worked the club this weekend and here are his tweets from today

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at Antelope Creek Family Physicians (2200 S 40th St, Normal Blvd, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/nfzK3E

JBHuskers Jeremy Bennett
I'm at CVS (2711 S. 48th, 48th & Van Dorn, Lincoln) http://4sq.com/mYpJpJ

What do you think he's got??????

Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. :D
07-25-2011, 10:01 PM
psuexv

I'm going with the clap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un5zlpqA3Hk
07-25-2011, 11:13 PM
morsdraconis

http://www.cdc.gov/parasites/scabies/

:up:
07-25-2011, 11:39 PM
psuexv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLRlbsBJhio&NR=1
07-26-2011, 12:31 AM
steelerfan

I bet JB has an anal prolapse and/or fissure from the security guard having to "tell" him to keep his hands off the ladies.

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