The How Many Times Can Ram Be Wrong Thread

[ram29jackson]

alas, 84% of the money line was on Alabama ...but the outcome of the game was pure coincidence I suppose .... ? I doubt it.

[souljahbill]

alas, 84% of the money line was on Alabama ...but the outcome of the game was pure coincidence I suppose .... ? I doubt it.

It wasn't coincidence, dude. Ole Miss made more plays than Alabama and won. That's how competition works. It didn't just happen. Geezus! Have you ever participated in any athletic competition in your life?

[steelerfan]

It wasn't coincidence, dude. Ole Miss made more plays than Alabama and won. That's how competition works. It didn't just happen. Geezus! Have you ever participated in any athletic competition in your life?
He has. Every month he races his mother to the mailbox to retrieve the welfare checks.

[SmoothPancakes]

He has. Every month he races his mother to the mailbox to retrieve the welfare checks.
Okay, that was worth bringing out this oldie! :D

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Gifs/SNICKER_zpsb132ad04.gif

[steelerfan]

:D

[ram29jackson]

Yep, the Rams battled the SB runner up and won last week but,all the sudden can't find their shoes or tie them against washington? What a load of malarkey lol
And the Pats have 2 offensive linemen with no experience but can still score points again st the Bills angry,hungry,well coached defense lol

[ram29jackson]

How are you supposed to believe the Bucs were 9 point favorites with a QB who can't read the side of a cereal box in the first place?

Oops lol, I read that spread wrong. But of of course your childish minds will need to knit pick about it as though it proves something in your favor.....

[SmoothPancakes]

So, what do you guys think this upcoming winter is going to be like? Steeler, you're probably largely in good shape down in Houston, other than the occasional cold snaps and maybe some ice. I'm hoping we don't get a repeat of last year with entire weeks spent at subzero temperatures on top of two feet of snow.

[souljahbill]

How are you supposed to believe the Bucs were 9 point favorites with a QB who can't read the side of a cereal box in the first place?

Oops lol, I read that spread wrong. But of of course your childish minds will need to knit pick about it as though it proves something in your favor.....

Nobody cares about the lines. Only you do.

[ram29jackson]

Yes,of course it's totally believable that the Bills score 19 unanswered points in the 4th qtr and are there for a possible last minute win.
Just like the Giants were in a last minute opportunity for the second week in a row.
Don't you wish your life was as constantly exciting?!
No one's is

[ram29jackson]

lol the funny thing is I got the Tampa Bay game right in spread picks

[ram29jackson]

I'll have to see that so called Romo injury Lolol.
Even with 2 losses the Giants are being given a perfect gift.

[SmoothPancakes]

I once got injured in football. Thank god it was all fixed and scripted. Having to deal with a broken arm for a month or two would have been major pain in the ass!

[steelerfan]

So, what do you guys think this upcoming winter is going to be like? Steeler, you're probably largely in good shape down in Houston, other than the occasional cold snaps and maybe some ice. I'm hoping we don't get a repeat of last year with entire weeks spent at subzero temperatures on top of two feet of snow.
I'm ready to welcome our "winter". This 6 fucking months of 90+ degrees and high humidity gets stale quick.

[SmoothPancakes]

I'm ready to welcome our "winter". This 6 fucking months of 90+ degrees and high humidity gets stale quick.
I can agree completely with you there! I don't do heat. Anything above 80 is warm for me. 85+ and I'm sweating regardless of humidity. So I definitely prefer fall, winter and spring over summer.

But on the flip side, entire weeks of subzero temps is ridiculous. Waking up in the morning with lows near -30, days with the highs not even getting above 0. We went something like 3 or 4 days in a row last winter of 0 or below, day and night, never saw a positive temperature. They may have that crap nonstop up in Canada and the arctic, but NW Ohio ain't Canada or the bloody arctic! Give me our usual 10-40 degrees in the winter and I'll be happy.

[souljahbill]

I once got injured in football. Thank god it was all fixed and scripted. Having to deal with a broken arm for a month or two would have been major pain in the ass!

Yeah, I'm so glad that when I go to work, I'm only acting when I'm doing treatments and rehab and not really trying to help actual injured players get back to competition.

[SmoothPancakes]

Yeah, I'm so glad that when I go to work, I'm only acting when I'm doing treatments and rehab and not really trying to help actual injured players get back to competition.
And all those student loans you took out just to end up acting and pretending. Not smart! Better get your ass into Hollywood soon!

[souljahbill]

And all those student loans you took out just to end up acting and pretending. Not smart! Better get your ass into Hollywood soon!

I know! I need to be a medical consultant for sports movies. There's no way in Hell a player would have his eyeball removed in a game like in Any Given Sunday.

[ram29jackson]

Notice Sherman blatant disregard of common sense just blatantly helping the Packers get down field at the end of first half. It doesn't matter if the Packers score or not. They are purposely setting up the potential drama near the end zone.

[SmoothPancakes]

Yawn...

[souljahbill]

Notice Sherman blatant disregard of common sense just blatantly helping the Packers get down field at the end of first half. It doesn't matter if the Packers score or not. They are purposely setting up the potential drama near the end zone.

Getting the excuse ready.....

[ram29jackson]

On Seattle's last TD pass, did you not see the green bay defender purposely keep his g and back as the ball went by on the replay from behind? Of course you didnt

[bdoughty]

On Seattle's last TD pass, did you not see the green bay defender purposely keep his g and back as the ball went by on the replay from behind? Of course you didnt

Because we are sane, rational thinkers. Now if you were to be posting at say, HERE (http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/pg1?disclaimer=1), you would not have to ask that question.

[SmoothPancakes]

How utterly exciting, a boring, non-exciting 10 point win with nothing on the line at the end. Great pick for the SNF game oh great NFL scripting overlords!

[ram29jackson]

Too many penalties can control a game.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3lqksu/i_cant_be_the_only_one_who_noticed_the_sheer/


A reddit comment:
Wow! And you can just*feel*how it affects the game. Nobody wants to watch every 2nd and 7 turn into a 2nd and 17 followed by a couple of conservative play calls and a punt over and over again. It's like the boring administrative part that is a necessary evil to keep the game functioning, but when it takes over every drive, it's just not enjoyable at all.

[SmoothPancakes]

Now all Ram has is random comments made by random people on Reddit of all places. :D

Must have taken a break from looking up sock porn on Mother's computer.

[ram29jackson]

Drew Brees has some phantom rotator cuff injury lol 3 cowboys down. Packers with some obscure indefinite RB issue while Jordy is out.seahawks down 0-2 with Kam out for supposed selfish reasons.
A perfect storm of injuries on premier players and teams.

Lol at witten with a sprained knee and 2 sprained ankles.

[ram29jackson]

Now all Ram has is random comments made by random people on Reddit of all places. :D

Must have taken a break from looking up sock porn on Mother's computer.

Are you seriously that stupid? It's stats about too many penalties that can control a game.
The comment shows the person talking about penalties and then play calls that make no sense along with the penalties.
Do you have any comprehensive abilities?

[SmoothPancakes]

Are you seriously that stupid?

You know, it's funny, I ask myself THAT exact same question about you every single day! :D

[baseballplyrmvp]

You know, it's funny, I ask myself THAT exact same question about you every single day! :D

We've all been asking that question about Ram since day 1

[JBHuskers]

This is about the only guy that would ever listen to Ram.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.150296!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/alg-jesse-ventura-jpg.jpg

[ram29jackson]

You know, it's funny, I ask myself THAT exact same question about you every single day! :D
In other words you are too inept to address what I posted because you are afraid.
What's your view on how an a abundance if penalties able to artificially alter a game? You really think it's just happenstance?
You don't ponder how the rule book was written by lawyers so they could have calls go either way for some vague, abstract version of truth. It's incredibly laughable that you think you could challenge me intellectually while you mock me like a 3rd grader void of any attention span. You are simply afraid to think beyond any surface level junk

[SmoothPancakes]

Nope, I just don't have to head up my ass and believe random conspiracy theories that some random person posts on the internet. You apparently never learned that just because it's on the internet doesn't mean it's true.

[SmoothPancakes]

And if you want me to waste my time on your retarded claims, then actually post something FACTUAL. Something you still have yet to do after ALL this bullshit on these forums.

[souljahbill]

In other words you are too inept to address what I posted because you are afraid.
What's your view on how an a abundance if penalties able to artificially alter a game? You really think it's just happenstance?
You don't ponder how the rule book was written by lawyers so they could have calls go either way for some vague, abstract version of truth. It's incredibly laughable that you think you could challenge me intellectually while you mock me like a 3rd grader void of any attention span. You are simply afraid to think beyond any surface level junk

Yes, penalties can effect the game. Yes, injuries can effect a game.

Wanna know what else can alter a game?


Weather.

Does the NFL control the climate?

Wanna know something else that can effect a game?


Crowd noise

Is the whole crowd in on the script?

[ram29jackson]

So Brees has this vague shoulder injury. Gee whiz,we don't know what it is but he could be out for weeks.we just don't know?
Nfl has the dumbest doctors and the smartest lawyers and no journalist is trying to investigate it. No one ever figures out who these reliable sources are because it's made up anyway.
None of you can prove if any of these injuries even happened.
You just assume it's true.

[SmoothPancakes]

None of you can prove if any of these injuries even happened.
You just assume it's true.

You can't prove if any of those injuries never happened.
You just assume it's faked.

Gee whiz, that was easy. Two can play this game.

[souljahbill]

So Brees has this vague shoulder injury. Gee whiz,we don't know what it is but he could be out for weeks.we just don't know?
Nfl has the dumbest doctors and the smartest lawyers and no journalist is trying to investigate it. No one ever figures out who these reliable sources are because it's made up anyway.
None of you can prove if any of these injuries even happened.
You just assume it's true.

I wish I could bring you on a sideline on game night and into an athletic training room the next day so you can see just what a MASH unit it is. And I'd dare you to tell these dudes who are all busted up that they're faking.

[bdoughty]

I wish I could bring you on a sideline on game night and into an athletic training room the next day so you can see just what a MASH unit it is. And I'd dare you to tell these dudes who are all busted up that they're faking.

There is only one sideline you will fine Ram hanging out at.

http://i.imgur.com/3ADuvBN.jpg

[steelerfan]

Need some little ones with sexier socks, to interest ram.

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, what so you know, another boring non-close prime time game. Boy the NFL sucks at scheduling their close, exciting finish games for prime time.

[JBHuskers]

Well, what so you know, another boring non-close prime time game. Boy the NFL sucks at scheduling their close, exciting finish games for prime time.
There is clearly a New York bias in the NFL this year. Oh. Wait. The Giants are 0-2.

[SmoothPancakes]

There is clearly a New York bias in the NFL this year. Oh. Wait. The Giants are 0-2.
Don't worry, they can still lose 14 more games and still make the playoffs! :up:

[ram29jackson]

go help my teammates that are understanding of my position and the ones who aren't," Chancellor said in the text message. "God forgives all, why can't i? Time to help us get back to the big dance. I can address business after the season. Me and Marshawn started a mission 2 years ago. I can't let my Dawg down....Real talk."

Well,as it turns out,after skipping 2 games out of no where he comes back out of no where. And the quote above is one of the dumbest nonsensical things you can read. The entire hold out was contrived. He missed 2 games because they told him to. For that matter the drama might not be over. They could trade him before week 6 because of some silly locker room dispute story lol.
They aren't getting back to any SB. It's all just fabricated drama for the nfl show. Also to lead people to bet in a certain direction.

[SmoothPancakes]

And I assume you have factual proof that he was told to miss two games? Or is this another one of your retarded claims that you make up off the top of your head?

[ram29jackson]

Lol at Seattle fans who actually think Ray Lewis talked to him about being a team guy or what ever crap. That never happened. It's made up junk

[ram29jackson]

And I assume you have factual proof that he was told to miss two games? Or is this another one of your retarded claims that you make up off the top of your head?

Where's yours? You assume many things with no first hand proof or knowledge of anything. You have absolutely no proof he did this on his own for his own reasons

[SmoothPancakes]

Where's yours? You assume many things with no first hand proof or knowledge of anything. You have absolutely no proof he did this on his own for his own reasons

Wow, when called out, Ram turns to the age old favorite defense of first graders everywhere, "I know you are but what am I?" :D

Guess what buttercup, I don't have to prove anything. It's YOU who is making the claim. It's your responsibility to back that claim up with undeniable facts. You have no facts, so therefore your claim that " he was told to sit out two games" is henceforth judged and declared to be bullshit!

And I love your argument. I "assume many things with no first hand proof or knowledge of anything". I "have absolutely no proof he did this on his own for his own reasons".

That's funny! Neither do you! You have ZERO first hand proof or knowledge of anything. You have absolutely ZERO proof that he supposedly did this because the team told him to. But that certainly doesn't stop you from claiming it. Just like everything else. No proof whatsoever, but you'll happily claim it and act like it's fact nonetheless.

Until you present FACTS that prove the team told him to sit out the first two weeks, your claim is nothing but the ramblings of a brain damaged moron who still lives in Mother's basement.

[steelerfan]

So the Yankees and Blue Jays are in a dogfight in the AL East and tonight's game is on ESPN. How convenient that Yogi Berra died today.

You people will believe anything.

[souljahbill]

So the Yankees and Blue Jays are in a dogfight in the AL East and tonight's game is on ESPN. How convenient that Yogi Berra died today.

You people will believe anything.

Ha! You believe Yogi Berra died?

All you see is an old man's head with some dates and you'll believe it.

[steelerfan]

Nope, I know better. Yogi Berra was made up by the media to get viewers to watch the game on ESPN and to get people to bet on the Yankees. Toronto won 4-0. Coincidence? No.

You all see a ball flying across the screen and believe it.

[ram29jackson]

WEEK 2

Penalties. You gotta love them. Doled out against the guilty offenders by the highly trained observers known as the NFL officiating crew.*

Week 2 was perhaps one of the most penalized in recent memory. Every game - and I watched a few thanks to a solid Sunday hangover - seem deluged by yellow flags, bogging down play. Though I no longer track penalties as I once did for this site, someone else took up the banner and does so atNFLpenalties.com.* Week 2 saw*298 penalties*- 18.6 per game - hand out nearly*2,700 free yards*to teams. Think any of this yardage in a "game of inches" could be altering outcomes?

Referees are taking control. And the guy overseeing them - VP of Officiating*Dean Blandino*- is a former stand up comic (no lie; I write about this in further detail in*A Season in the Abyss). Blandino was able to accurately predict the level of penalties called in 2014 prior to the season. Think he, Goodell, and the rest aren't massaging all of this? Nothing seems to happen in the NFL by accident.

And yet it is perhaps the non-calls that*really*affect games.*

Case in point, the Sunday night*Seahawks*v.*Packers*game. Now I have no idea why the Seahawks would trade for*Jimmy Graham*and then decide to completely ignore him in their offensive scheme, but the Packers were a clear beneficiary of both the Seahawks' coaching decisions as well as the referees' generosity. I swear during this game I witnessed head refereeGene Steratore*(who called*Dez Bryant's catch in the DAL-GB playoff game a non-catch) repeatedly smirk while announcing certain on-the-field decisions (like the disputed*interception turned fumble that Seattle recovered*but Steratore rebutted). Just prior to halftime, a Seahawks "false start" (which wasn't) allowed*Aaron Rodgers*to throw a ball 50-yards downfield which*Richard Sherman*defended by committing blatant pass interference. Of course, had the false start not have been called (the defender never crossed into the neutral zone to be offsides) none of the following play would have occurred. The extra 50+ yards led to a Packers' field goal.*

But what was worse was the blantant holding the Packers' O-line was committing without a single flag thrown. Why would this be allowed? Because (a) the Packers were at home (and yes,*"home cookin'"*is a real, tangible thing) and (b) Rodgers is one of the few star QBs the league can hang its hat on. By giving him more leeway on the field in the same way NBA refs give*LeBron James*the constant benefit of the doubt, Rodgers can be the star they want/need him to be. I'm not about to do the research, but I'd love someone to find when the last time a Rodgers' completion was called back due to offensive holding. I'd bet the answer would date back*years

Elsewhere, this happened. Let me tell you, unless*Tony Romo's backup*Brandon Weeden*can't hold it together to go .500 while Romo oft-broken collarbone heels, the Cowboys will still be in the playoffs. Who else is going to take that division? The Giants? The Redskins? I doubt the Eagles will put Chip Kelly's "genius" offense together, especially when the other team knows their plays are coming.

In a Spygate-esque turn to the*Cowboys*v.*Eagles*game, it seems the WEEK 2

Penalties. You gotta love them. Doled out against the guilty offenders by the highly trained observers known as the NFL officiating crew.*

Week 2 was perhaps one of the most penalized in recent memory. Every game - and I watched a few thanks to a solid Sunday hangover - seem deluged by yellow flags, bogging down play. Though I no longer track penalties as I once did for this site, someone else took up the banner and does so atNFLpenalties.com.* Week 2 saw*298 penalties*- 18.6 per game - hand out nearly*2,700 free yards*to teams. Think any of this yardage in a "game of inches" could be altering outcomes?

Referees are taking control. And the guy overseeing them - VP of Officiating*Dean Blandino*- is a former stand up comic (no lie; I write about this in further detail in*A Season in the Abyss). Blandino was able to accurately predict the level of penalties called in 2014 prior to the season. Think he, Goodell, and the rest aren't massaging all of this? Nothing seems to happen in the NFL by accident.

And yet it is perhaps the non-calls that*really*affect games.*

Case in point, the Sunday night*Seahawks*v.*Packers*game. Now I have no idea why the Seahawks would trade for*Jimmy Graham*and then decide to completely ignore him in their offensive scheme, but the Packers were a clear beneficiary of both the Seahawks' coaching decisions as well as the referees' generosity. I swear during this game I witnessed head refereeGene Steratore*(who called*Dez Bryant's catch in the DAL-GB playoff game a non-catch) repeatedly smirk while announcing certain on-the-field decisions (like the disputed*interception turned fumble that Seattle recovered*but Steratore rebutted). Just prior to halftime, a Seahawks "false start" (which wasn't) allowed*Aaron Rodgers*to throw a ball 50-yards downfield which*Richard Sherman*defended by committing blatant pass interference. Of course, had the false start not have been called (the defender never crossed into the neutral zone to be offsides) none of the following play would have occurred. The extra 50+ yards led to a Packers' field goal.*

But what was worse was the blantant holding the Packers' O-line was committing without a single flag thrown. Why would this be allowed? Because (a) the Packers were at home (an
d yes,*"home cookin'"*is a real, tangible thing) and (b) Rodgers is one of the few star QBs the league can hang its hat on. By giving him more leeway on the field in the same way NBA refs give*LeBron James*the constant benefit of the doubt, Rodgers can be the star they want/need him to be. I'm not about to do the research, but I'd love someone to find when the last time a Rodgers' completion was called back due to offensive holding. I'd bet the answer would date back*years

Elsewhere, this happened. Let me tell you, unless*Tony Romo's backup*Brandon Weeden*can't hold it together to go .500 while Romo oft-broken collarbone heels, the Cowboys will still be in the playoffs. Who else is going to take that division? The Giants? The Redskins? I doubt the Eagles will put Chip Kelly's "genius" offense together, especially when the other team knows their plays are coming.

In a Spygate-esque turn to the*Cowboys*v.*Eagles*game, it seems the 'Boys knew when the Eagles were going to useDeMarco Murray*prior to*Sam Bradford*handing him the ball. According to Philadelphia sportswriter*Les Bowen*(and thanks to Brandon for the tip):

As usual when something like this comes to light (remember Week 1? It wasn't too long ago...), the person(s) involved back off such a statement. Same happened here as Bowen later wrote*this*in which Eagles center*Jason Kelce*claimed WR Huff's contention was "not anything new." Right. Teams always know what plays their opponents are going to run prior to the snap of the ball. It's what makes the NFL so exciting.

More certainly to come....

Twitter - just in case you kids needed to nitpick about a comment in his writing

GB had a touchdown pass nullified by offensive holding in Week 1 vs. the Bears. 4:28 2Q, pass to Jones, Bakhtiari flagged.


But you guys think it's all spontaneous and unplanned

[SmoothPancakes]

Lol, now it's turned to posting randomly quoted, completely unsourced comments by some anonymous person and we're expected to believe every word. :D

[bdoughty]

A*wall*of*text*from a *raving lunatic*, *posted*by a *fellow lunatic*.

To quote the late great Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra, "It's like deja-vu, all over again."

[SmoothPancakes]

Sweet! I found a random, unsourced, anonymous quote about Ram that someone posted on another site!


Week 21

Man, this Ram guy that keeps showing up here every couple days is a real cock gobbling douchecanoe.

*

[ram29jackson]

https://mobile.twitter.com/thefixisintuohy/status/646760589172297728

http://m.nydailynews.com/sports/i-team/congressman-gambling-fantasy-sports-article-1.2369123?cid=bitly

[bdoughty]

You couldn't just link straight to the site? :fp:

http://thefixisin.net/nfl2015.html

[ram29jackson]

https://mobile.twitter.com/LesBowen/status/646391049385037824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

It's the legal way of letting you know what they are doing because they know you'll interpret it differently.

[psuexv]

maybe I'm dense but I had to read this like 8 times to understand what he was saying


Just prior to halftime, a Seahawks "false start" (which wasn't) allowed*Aaron Rodgers*to throw a ball 50-yards downfield which*Richard Sherman*defended by committing blatant pass interference. Of course, had the false start not have been called (the defender never crossed into the neutral zone to be offsides) none of the following play would have occurred. The extra 50+ yards led to a Packers' field goal.*

For someone who "tracks" penalties you would think he would know that the defense can't commit a false start. I'm assuming he meant an "offsides"
So if I'm reading this correctly, he's claiming that everyone on the field knew that the flag was coming so they called a long pass play so their could be a pass interference call and set up a field goal :eyeroll: That is basically the only explanation.

[psuexv]

Sweet! I found a random, unsourced, anonymous quote about Ram that someone posted on another site!

That's freakin Gold right there..... Douchecanoe!

[bdoughty]

Post tweet from a guy that covers the Eagles for Philadelphia Daily News.

You don't say. An Eagle fan and sportswriter crying about a Cowboy win and how they were cheated. :fp:

Now Ram I need you to stop and think about this. Stop imagining the foot of that young boy in the old car I posted and really concentrate. Concentrate as hard as when you are sitting in your van stalking your next victim.

If the NFL is scripted, why on earth are the Cowboys calling out the Eagles plays? A legal way to keep us morons guessing at what is real or not? The logic is so backwards that I had to make sure I had taken all my meds. Holy crap on a cracker, it's like watching the next Jerry Brudos (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Brudos). Pray for all those unwitting Oregonians that do not know what lies ahead.

[steelerfan]

I found another random quote on another site.


I met ram29jackson once in Pasadena. At first, he seemed ok. But then he wanted me to take his picture while he was urinating in the restroom of this restaurant we went into so he could stalk some guy named Ben who worked on that college football game. After Ben called the manager over and had us thrown out, ram started focusing on my son and asking if he could smell his socks and underwear.

EDIT: You can't prove this didn't happen but I can prove a couple of different parts of the story.

[SmoothPancakes]

That's freakin Gold right there..... Douchecanoe!
And it's absolutely, positively 100% factually true! I even put the anonymous comments in a quote to show how true and factual and trustworthy that anonymous commenter is. Everyone knows anything you put in quotes is automatically 100% true and factual and entirely trustworthy.

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, would you look at that. Another extremely boring, thoroughly unexciting blowout in a prime time football game. Way to go dumbasses in the NFL scripting department!

[gschwendt]

Well, would you look at that. Another extremely boring, thoroughly unexciting blowout in a prime time football game. Way to go dumbasses in the NFL scripting department!
It was a conspiracy to get people to watch the Cincinnati at Memphis game that saw 1200+ yards of total offense and came down to the final minute.

NFL & NCAA script these things together so that it's not always obvious.

Sent from my LG-D850 using Tapatalk

[SmoothPancakes]

It was a conspiracy to get people to watch the Cincinnati at Memphis game that saw 1200+ yards of total offense and came down to the final minute.

NFL & NCAA script these things together so that it's not always obvious.

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Dear god! They're scripting these contests across multiple leagues/levels of sports at the same bloody time!? How far and deep does this plot of deception go?!?

Gasp... What if the Pope is in on it? The Pope goes to New York City tonight. The Giants win their first game of the season at home. Sweet mother of God, everything and everyone is in on the plot!!!

[steelerfan]

The Pope only gives a shit about counting money and covering up kid-fucking.

[ram29jackson]

http://i.imgur.com/c9k3iAV.gif

[bdoughty]

http://i.imgur.com/fRfvlwQ.jpg

[souljahbill]

It was a conspiracy to get people to watch the Cincinnati at Memphis game that saw 1200+ yards of total offense and came down to the final minute.

NFL & NCAA script these things together so that it's not always obvious.

Sent from my LG-D850 using Tapatalk

Did you see the brilliant acting of Gunner Kiel when got nailed by the Memphis defender while sliding? Both medical staffs were on the field when they carted him off. It deserved an Emmy for best drama.

[ram29jackson]

Lolol Marshawn Lynch is a game day decision ?!
You gonna fall for that drama?

[SmoothPancakes]

Yeah, I told my boss the other day that I was gonna be a work day decision. I like to keep him hanging from time to time. :)

[bdoughty]

Yeah, I told my boss the other day that I was gonna be a work day decision. I like to keep him hanging from time to time. :)

:drum:

[souljahbill]

Lolol Marshawn Lynch is a game day decision ?!
You gonna fall for that drama?

How does this "drama" help the NFL?

[ram29jackson]

So out of the blue..Lynch is questionable for what was supposed to be an assumed boring ass slaughter. Now,all the sudden there's confusion and,a reason to check in.
This doesn't mean I assume Bears will win lol but I already picked them to cover before this happened.
You want to deny the perfect dramatic timing of all this? The nfl knows how to keep your attention.
Seahawks with 2 losses...Lynch doesnt play, it hurts the team. Lynch plays and gets injured it hurts the team. Maybe Kam C. Has no chemistry with team?
Sports is so dumb. If the Seahawks lose everyone shouts "anything can happen!" If they win it's of course because Bears were too weak.
No logical reasons,just cliches to cling to.
It's the nfl that keeps changing the narrative,not me.
Bears using a different qb and Jeffries may be out. Seattle with gimpy RB and a confused DB. A lot if pieces are being shuffled here lol. All the money is on Seahawks to win. Would you really try to pull this with the Pats v Jags game? I doubt it but if they did you'd buy that anyway because of the unproven unscientific cry that anything can happen.
Pats better not lose lol I've got one strike in a 3 strike survivor pool and everyone choked on the Ravens - raiders game last week...another unlikely bullshit ending.
I may bite the bullet and pick Chicago for the Flying heck of it ! What the heck,it's one game.....

[ram29jackson]

@smooth

You keep asking for proof or why doesn't someone write about it?
Tuohy has already written a couple books.
The nfl/espn won't promote his book and don't/cant sue him because he's got proof of fbI files of thrown games etc.
They've given him a few minutes on a major morning show but they try to act indifferent like yeah what ever dude and get rid of him quick.Why don't you try reading them before you tell me what you think you know and don't know.

[SmoothPancakes]

Riiight. I'm gonna waste my time reading the same retarded stuff that you keep copy/pasting from his website. Yes, because I'm sure he is absolutely 100% unequivocally unbiased and will present neutral opinions for all sides. There is absolutely nothing in it for him other than the truth. Yeah, and I have three nuts. Like I would even waste my money on that loser and do nothing but add money to his pockets.

Bring me a book of an actual former NFL (or college, since they're all apparently fixed too) player or coach who "tells all" about all these supposed shenanigans, and then I'll read it. I'm not wasting my time or money on this same retard you keep going and copy/pasting shit from his site.

[souljahbill]

What a catch on 4th down off the deflection for TCU by former Husker :( Aaron Green.

Looks like TCU is going to hold on, 55-52.
I can't imagine how long it must've taken to practice that in Forth Worth and Lubbock to get that down pat so I could drool with the rest of the masses by the convenient drama.

[steelerfan]

I can't imagine how long it must've taken to practice that in Forth Worth and Lubbock to get that down pat so I could drool with the rest of the masses by the convenient drama.
ram has stated on numerous occasions how easy tip drills are.

Pay attention!

[souljahbill]

Marquee game of the weekhttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/26/f900ef2199bb3f90b7875931594ed208.jpg#Drama

[steelerfan]

:D

[SmoothPancakes]

Yep, all these primetime games are soaked with drama. A 26 point ass whooping on ABC. A 49 point horsefucking on Fox. And a 35-0 ass stomping at halftime on ESPN. All that drama!11!!!

I've got more damn drama coming out of my shorts right now after Mexican for dinner than these primetime games.

[ram29jackson]

@smooth pay attention.

I have never once denied getting a so called pick wrong and there is no two sides of a fence I'm straddling.
When a pick goes the other way of what it should be I then analyze why.
I'm making picks based on where I think think they are leading the public and what objective they have for teams and games.im not worried about being right or wrong in the same sense that you are because you think the games are naturally played out.
I am not saying chicago will win this game but the nfl made damn sure there's some drama leading up to what looked like a top 3 blowout of the week. They are giving doubt to the Seattle fans and hope to the Bears fans to generate interest/drama.
Either way you'll make up some pseudo football logic excuse as to how the game played out while I will understand it was manipulated.

[SmoothPancakes]

:fp:

It's official, Ram has the reading comprehension of a blooming fucking onion.

[SmoothPancakes]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/27/6b821633da31bed8b6f7572f9b8ee846.jpg

Ram's brain.

Also available as an appetizer for $7.99.

Ram's brain has no price. It's worthless. You can't even give it away for free.

[souljahbill]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/27/6b821633da31bed8b6f7572f9b8ee846.jpg

Ram's brain.

Also available as an appetizer for $7.99.

Ram's brain has no price. It's worthless. You can't even give it away for free.

Ram's brain looks delicious!

[ram29jackson]

It's obviously total bullshyte that the Falcons Are Behind 21-7 To Dallas at this point lol

I'm not dumb enough to buy the extreme occurrences any more

[SmoothPancakes]

Ram's brain looks delicious!
Yeah, but it'd probably kill you. At the very least turn you into an imbecile. I wouldn't even give it to my dog. That'd be animal cruelty.

[ram29jackson]

Seattle: A lot is being accomplished. They are painting a picture of Seattle being bad for future games and teasing the point spread.
Of course you totally believe how the game has played out as ridiculous as its been. I don't.

[souljahbill]

All that prognosticating this week....http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/27/61ec950484c451d3518a2a371e51a658.jpg#Drama

[SmoothPancakes]

Wow! What amazing drama! A 26-0 ass whooping. BY Seattle.

[ram29jackson]

Yes,Seattle is winning but they have now accomplished the perception that they are a weaker team. They have also pushed Marshawn to the side.Yes,his injury is fake.
You of course buy a team doing nothing in the first half and then can do no wrong in the second and get every break. Plenty of things in your life have always worked out that way,huh?
Made for tv!

[SmoothPancakes]

They have also pushed Marshawn to the side. Yes,his injury is fake.

Oh, look at that! Another "duurrr, deh enjurez are fake!" and yet what do you know? Still absolutely ZERO proof to back up that supposed claim. Some things just never change. :eyeroll:

[ram29jackson]

Now ...
You of course buy the stupid story line of a back up QB. Let me get this straight. ...he's a QB who made an nfl team but he can't throw and you never call any plays for him to throw?
A QB can not make an nfl team unless he can make a majority of the throws required. There's no way in hell Clausen would even be on a team. He throws in practice all the time and a week is plenty of time since it's the only thing he does in the first place.
But in the game you are supposed to believe he's no better then one of you at getting the ball down field lol ?
It's childish logic. He acts inept because he's told to. The nfl is supposed to be really hard to get into and 100s of QBS fight to get in but that's the best they can do? That's pure bullcrap.

[souljahbill]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/27/72ffd1fee635abd62b9cb7479330280a.jpg#Drama
#FakeInjuries

[SmoothPancakes]

He acts inept because he's told to.

Proof? OHHH, that's right! There is no proof. Silly me, I keep forgetting! :)

[ram29jackson]

How many times can ram be wrong?
Who picked Seattle the first week of the season against the Rams?
7 of you but not I. It's based on what the league wants to happen. Not what you think might happen.

[SmoothPancakes]

*Checks watch*

Hmm, 21 hours later and still no proof. Imagine that!

[souljahbill]

*Checks watch*

Hmm, 21 hours later and still no proof. Imagine that!

He's talking abou a game played 2 WEEKS AGO!

[SmoothPancakes]

Hooray for another boring prime time game! Thank you for showing us more crap oh dear NFL overlords!

[souljahbill]

Hooray for another boring prime time game! Thank you for showing us more crap oh dear NFL overlords!

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/28/868c95f652cc0bcd546cd18b885159b8.jpg#Drama

[psuexv]

Seattle: A lot is being accomplished. They are painting a picture of Seattle being bad for future games and teasing the point spread.
Of course you totally believe how the game has played out as ridiculous as its been. I don't.

They aren't painting a picture of Seattle being bad. Most weeks they are still favored to win

[ram29jackson]

Oh look, another efing game with a tight OT finish in primetime? ! How lucky can tv be?

[ram29jackson]

They aren't painting a picture of Seattle being bad. Most weeks they are still favored to win

So gamblers buy the bait

[SmoothPancakes]

Oh look, another efing game with a tight OT finish in primetime? ! How lucky can tv be?
Another? Almost all of the primetime games have been shitty games or blowouts until tonight. You douchecanoe.

[souljahbill]

If it's close, it's lucky and convenient. If the game sucked, there's no comment.

[SmoothPancakes]

If it's close, it's lucky and convenient. If the game sucked, there's no comment.
Exactly. He always plays both sides of the road so he can always try and claim to be right.

[JBHuskers]

It's only the 2nd OT game of the season out of 49 total games :D



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[souljahbill]

So, as I sit here watching another non-competitive game (I need #Drama dammit!), I've been thinking.....

How many writers does it take to write every single play in every game in college and professional sports? When do the teams get the script so they can practice their perfect choreography? What form do they get these scripts? Are they on paper and everyone gets one or are they a file shared through email or do they get a self-destructing USB drive every week?

[ram29jackson]

[QUOTE]Huskers lose at Illinois 14-13. For three and a half quarters, Illinois looked like the worst team in the Big Ten.....and they still get the W.

Nebraska could have basically run out the clock, but an incomplete pass on third down with under a minute to go gave Illini a chance. Very poor coaching and clock management[QUOTE ]

nope,it's purely to take money away from stupid gamblers.You really want to believe a guy being paid a million dollars would be that stupid at coaching?

[souljahbill]

Close game-explanation
Blowout-crickets

[SmoothPancakes]

Close game-explanation
Blowout-crickets
:nod: :)

[SmoothPancakes]

Huskers lose at Illinois 14-13. For three and a half quarters, Illinois looked like the worst team in the Big Ten.....and they still get the W.

Nebraska could have basically run out the clock, but an incomplete pass on third down with under a minute to go gave Illini a chance. Very poor coaching and clock management

nope,it's purely to take money away from stupid gamblers.You really want to believe a guy being paid a million dollars would be that stupid at coaching?

So, what's the explanation for Michigan-Maryland? Arizona State-UCLA? Florida-Ole Miss? TCU-Texas? Baylor-Texas Tech? Alabama-Georgia? Oklahoma-West Virginia? Minnesota-Northwestern? Arizona-Stanford? It's OK, I'll wait. :)

And I find I fascinating. It's one thing to claim NFL players are in on the "script", but I absolutely love that you claim these college football games are scripted. I mean, these kids are going so far as to sue gaming companies, sue their school, sue the NCAA, try to form unions, all sorts of things to try and get some of the money that everyone else is making off their images, while they claim they don't even have enough money to eat some days, and yet you expect me to believe that these players are going out there every weekend scripting games to make money for the bookies or gamblers or Vegas or whoever, and they apparently do it completely free of will without any payment nor complaint. Fascinating!

[SmoothPancakes]

So, as I sit here watching another non-competitive game (I need #Drama dammit!), I've been thinking.....

How many writers does it take to write every single play in every game in college and professional sports? When do the teams get the script so they can practice their perfect choreography? What form do they get these scripts? Are they on paper and everyone gets one or are they a file shared through email or do they get a self-destructing USB drive every week?
Oh, and we're waiting for a response to this cupcake. :)

Don't worry, we'll wait for you to try and make up some bullshit response pulled from your ass. :)

[souljahbill]

[QUOTE=ram29jackson;1734981156]

So, what's the explanation for Michigan-Maryland? Arizona State-UCLA? Florida-Ole Miss? TCU-Texas? Baylor-Texas Tech? Alabama-Georgia? Oklahoma-West Virginia? Minnesota-Northwestern? Arizona-Stanford? It's OK, I'll wait. :)

And I find I fascinating. It's one thing to claim NFL players are in on the "script", but I absolutely love that you claim these college football games are scripted. I mean, these kids are going so far as to sue gaming companies, sue their school, sue the NCAA, try to form unions, all sorts of things to try and get some of the money that everyone else is making off their images, while they claim they don't even have enough money to eat some days, and yet you expect me to believe that these players are going out there every weekend scripting games to make money for the bookies or gamblers or Vegas or whoever, and they apparently do it completely free of will without any payment nor complaint. Fascinating!

Georgia lost because they were still pretending that the kid from Southern Univ. broke his neck last week. They had to pretend to be in bad spirits after all the school did this week for him. They were "distracted."

[SmoothPancakes]

Georgia lost because they were still pretending that the kid from Southern Univ. broke his neck last week. They had to pretend to be in bad spirits after all the school did this week for him. They were "distracted."
You know, I gotta hand it to these players. Being willing to wear casts, and lay in hospital beds for days/weeks while they miss classes, all without receiving any money, simply to act and pretend to be injured all for the greater good of the magical script.

Hell, I think the cake and award goes to Jason Pierre-Paul. How far he went to fake his hand injury, going so far as to have some of his fingers amputated to give the appearance that he lost them in a fireworks accident. Now THAT is dedication to the script! Give that man a fucking medal!

[ram29jackson]

Wowzers!
The Jaguars,Raiders,Ravens and Redskins games a come down to a dramatic ending!?
How lucky can the nfl be with all that tv excitement! Of course you believe it really happened naturally?

[SmoothPancakes]

Wowzers!
The Jaguars,Raiders,Ravens and Redskins games a come down to a dramatic ending!?
How lucky can the nfl be with all that tv excitement! Of course you believe it really happened naturally?

Wowzers!
The Jets, Panthers Bengals, Falcons and Giants all won easily and by double digits!?
How unlucky can the nfl be with all that tv boringness. Of course you completely ignore 5 entire games to try and keep pushing your dumbass theory.

In the world of Ram, 4 close games out of 9, "wowzers, what TV entertainment, how lucky for the NFL!???!!??!!??!;(!!!(!%-$+#8--$"

[souljahbill]

Wowzers!
The Jets, Panthers Bengals, Falcons and Giants all won easily and by double digits!?
How unlucky can the nfl be with all that tv boringness. Of course you completely ignore 5 entire games to try and keep pushing your dumbass theory.

In the world of Ram, 4 close games out of 9, "wowzers, what TV entertainment, how lucky for the NFL!???!!??!!??!;(!!!(!%-$+#8--$"

LMFAO

[ram29jackson]

And the last 3 of the 4 games are dramatic into the last 2 minutes?!
Nothing in anyone's life is this exciting 3xcept for movies. But I guess the nfl gets all the magical fairy dust all the time ?!

[ram29jackson]

Wowzers!
The Jets, Panthers Bengals, Falcons and Giants all won easily and by double digits!?
How unlucky can the nfl be with all that tv boringness. Of course you completely ignore 5 entire games to try and keep pushing your dumbass theory.

In the world of Ram, 4 close games out of 9, "wowzers, what TV entertainment, how lucky for the NFL!???!!??!!??!;(!!!(!%-$+#8--$"

You are so fucking childish The point is in reality there's no way that many games can come down to the wire that often unless manipulated. You just believe anything you are sold.

[SmoothPancakes]

Nothing? Life may not be very exciting inside Mother's basement every day, but for the rest of us, yes, life can be equally, and in fact, MORE exciting every day. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.

[SmoothPancakes]

You are so fucking dumb. The point is in reality there's no way that many games can come down to the wire that often unless manipulated. You just believe anything you are sold.
Really? It's such a stretch of the fabric of the universe for 50% of the games to be within 7 points of each other. You clearly failed logic and math in school.

And just pretending your dumbass is right, I assume you have all the academic and mathematical proof to back up your claim that there is "no way in reality" for 50% of games to be within a touchdown in the final minutes.

Oh, wait, that's right, you have no proof. Just retarded claim after retarded claim with literally nothing but "because I said so" to back said claims up. How silly of me. :eyeroll:

And it's funny you use that line. Because you clearly believe anything you are sold yourself! After all, some strange man on the internet claimed that it's true and, gasp, even wrote books about it! My god, he must know what he's talking about, he went the full 9 yards and even wrote a book!

[souljahbill]

I have way more exciting things going on in my life than a close NFL game. And I fail to see how a close game is supposed to mean that things are scripted. Every game can't be a blowout. A normal bell curve (something used in mathematics and statistics, you know, factual things) would show you that some games will be blowouts and some will be close.

[SmoothPancakes]

Nothing in anyone's life is this exciting 3xcept for movies. But I guess the nfl gets all the magical fairy dust all the time ?!

I'm sorry Ram. I know life in Mother's sheltered basement is fine for you, but I just can't let such a blatantly incorrect claim like this go without challenge.

There is a whole world of excitement out there! A world one experiences from birth til death! Now I know you have literally zero experience with any these examples, so hopefully this list will open your eyes a little.

List of things more exciting than a close finish in an NFL game:

Playing sports as a kid
Riding a bike for the first time
Getting your driver's license
First day driving to school on your own
First girlfriend
First kiss
First time have sex
Sex
Sex
Moving out of Mother's basement
Graduating high school
Going to college
Living in a college dorm
Sex
Sex in the college dorm
Moving out of Mother's house
Getting your first apartment
Going to college
Sex
Sex with a sorority girl
Having sex in a threesome
Sex with multiple girls (aka orgy in case you're unfamiliar with the meaning of that word)
Riding a rollercoaster
Skydiving
Scuba diving
Flying in a plane
Going overseas for vacation/travel/university
First legal cigarette
Turning 21
First legal drink
Going bar crawling with friends for your 21st birthday
Waking up the next morning after blacking out from celebrating your 21st birthday
Going to the bar, getting drunk and managing to wake up next to a non-ugly girl the next morning
Voting for the first time
Graduating college
Getting your first job
Getting A job
Getting any job
Cashing your first paycheck from A job
Chasing your paycheck every payday from A job
Sex while working at your job
Going to a strip club
Working at a strip club
Getting engaged
Engagement sex
Getting married
Wedding night sex
Going on a honeymoon
Honeymoon sex x3
Buying your first house
First time having sex in your new house
Sex
Buying your first car
Buying a new car
First time having sex in your new car
Sex
Watching your first child be born
Watching your children be born in general
Watching your grandchildren be born
Driving a sports car
Retiring
Retirement sex
A springtime thunderstorm
Streaking
Skinny dipping
Sex while skinny dipping
Sex during a springtime thunderstorm
Sex while outside in a springtime thunderstorm
A really good cigar
A Cuban cigar
A warm glass of brandy
Sex while smoking a really good cigar
Sex while smoking a Cuban cigar (not to be confused with the OTHER type of Cuban cigar, which Ram would probably enjoy)
Sex while savoring a warm glass of brandy
Sex with Brandy
Sex with Brandy's sister
Sex with Brandy AND her sister

Alright, that's a pretty good starter list. Steeler, Souljah, Jaymo, JB, would anyone else like to add to the list?

[souljahbill]

Me and the Mrs. parasailing in the Bahamas this summer > Close NFL game
http://youtu.be/njEfpt-RS-I
We also had cruise ship sex :)

[SmoothPancakes]

Damn! How could I have forgotten cruise ship sex?!

Which reminds me of another. Airplane sex, aka the Mile High Club. :)

[ram29jackson]

I have way more exciting things going on in my life than a close NFL game. And I fail to see how a close game is supposed to mean that things are scripted. Every game can't be a blowout. A normal bell curve (something used in mathematics and statistics, you know, factual things) would show you that some games will be blowouts and some will be close.

A. Bell curve can't define or detect anything being manipulated.
Turn in your college degree because you have no idea what you are talking about or is being discussed thinking anything in your life compares to needing to come ahead in an outcome with only seconds left and it happening every frickin week.

[souljahbill]

A. Bell curve can't define or detect anything being manipulated.
Turn in your college degree because you have no idea what you are talking about or is being discussed thinking anything in your life compares to needing to come ahead in an outcome with only seconds left and it happening every frickin week.

ROFLMAO!

Yes. You're absolutely right. The outcome of a game I don't watch outside of one team is a bigger deal to me than my life itself (and I'm currently watching Fear the Walking Dead so I'm not even watching said team as I type this). You're easily the biggest idiot I've ever met and I work in education. And turn in my degrees? Child please. Those degrees have given me more in life than any NFL outcome. I've done more with my life since I've gotten those degrees than I ever thought possible. And the fact that I'm arguing with an idiot with no concept of reality is far beneath me. Keep believing your fantasy. I don't care. But you're flat out 100% wrong and the more you push your agenda, the bigger of an idiot you look.

[SmoothPancakes]

A. Bell curve can't define or detect anything being manipulated.
Turn in your college degree because you have no idea what you are talking about or is being discussed thinking anything in your life compares to needing to come ahead in an outcome with only seconds left and it happening every frickin week.
http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Gifs/SNICKER_zpsb132ad04.gif

:D

Did that dumbass douchecanoe, of all people, actually just tell someone to turn in their college degree? :D

And then the rest of that post. Well, :D :D :D

[bdoughty]

Turn in your college degree because you have no idea what you are talking about or is being discussed thinking anything in your life compares to needing to come ahead in an outcome with only seconds left and it happening every frickin week.

http://i.imgur.com/v3zGITQ.gif



And turn in my degrees? Child please. Those degrees have given me more in life than any NFL outcome. I've done more with my life since I've gotten those degrees than I ever thought possible. And the fact that I'm arguing with an idiot with no concept of reality is far beneath me.

http://i.imgur.com/YDGBZ7x.gif

[psuexv]

Wowzers!
The Jets, Panthers Bengals, Falcons and Giants all won easily and by double digits!?
How unlucky can the nfl be with all that tv boringness. Of course you completely ignore 5 entire games to try and keep pushing your dumbass theory.

In the world of Ram, 4 close games out of 9, "wowzers, what TV entertainment, how lucky for the NFL!???!!??!!??!;(!!!(!%-$+#8--$"

Especially considering that one of those games was in London where the NFL is trying to gain market. Yeah, let's make that game a snoozefest :fp:

[ram29jackson]

Let's see.....
I picked the Rams and Redskins to win while no one else did.
Of course Steeler tries to excuse it as just being contradictory or arbitrary lol.
So what's your excuse for Smooth who does it quite often himself compared to others?
The fact is I look at odds extensively and where the majority leans on the money line etc. Plus multiple other factors.
Lol I was wrong on Jax and Browns but barely at end of both games.
Lol at Steeler saying I don't know anything about lines and odds in the past here. If I didn't I wouldn't have made as many right picks.
I think smooth has somewhat the same mind set as me in his subconscious but doesn't acknowledge it yet.
When I thought football was legit I still looked at lines as something someone is trying to deceive and lead you with in the wrong direction. Well, how can they lead you in a wrong direction unless they already know the outcome?
Knowing something is wrong doesn't mean you'll know the correct answer. That's the whole point of deception.

[souljahbill]

:fp:

[psuexv]

So Ram picks two games right and two games wrong.... Wow, that's amazing!

[souljahbill]

So Ram picks two games right and two games wrong.... Wow, that's amazing!

2 games right-I'm sooooo smart
2 games wrong-I don't need to be right

He needs to give back his GED

[SmoothPancakes]

So Ram picks two games right and two games wrong.... Wow, that's amazing!

2 games right-I'm sooooo smart
2 games wrong-I don't need to be right

He needs to give back his GED

:nod: I love how he says he doesn't try to claim both sides, but he does it repeatedly, just like your example. If he's right, it's proof to support his claims. If he's not right, it doesn't discount anything he claims, he's still "right".

It's easy to claim random bullshit when you never have to provide actual proof, which to this day still has never been shown, and you can just sit there repeatedly claiming both sides of the road and claiming to be right regardless of the outcomes.

[ram29jackson]

Lol Gee whiz, how lucky can tv be?
A prime time game that ends dramatically.
Yes smooth and Soulja,this play was actually planned and the receiver relaxed his hand. The refs were ready with what ever ambiguous interpretation of the rule they needed to make because the rule book allows for stupid decisions.
This is what is meant by practicing plays all week.
And then when the game is over they create pointless controversy with Dean Blandino saying it's the wrong call but who cares? Nothing will be done about it and everyone who bet Seattle to win and Detroit to cover is happy !

You are adults and still think that many exciting endings are just accidental,common place happinstance?

[SmoothPancakes]

And your proof is? Oh, that's right, still none of that pesky proof to be found. How silly of me. :eyeroll:

[ram29jackson]

The nfl is showing you they can do what ever they want, to get whatever outcome they want and there's nothing you can do about it.
Americans complain and do nothing about anything.

[SmoothPancakes]

A: Once again, proof? Oh, that's right! No proof.

B: If it were true and no one could do anything about it, then what the fuck do you keep annoying us for with your retarded bullshit? Even if it were true, obviously none of us here would give two shits. Go the fuck away and annoy some other site. Like a fucking gnat that never goes away.

[JBHuskers]

After multiple non-exciting prime time games "of course" one shows up last night.

[psuexv]

Lol Gee whiz, how lucky can tv be?
A prime time game that ends dramatically.
Yes smooth and Soulja,this play was actually planned and the receiver relaxed his hand. The refs were ready with what ever ambiguous interpretation of the rule they needed to make because the rule book allows for stupid decisions.
This is what is meant by practicing plays all week.
And then when the game is over they create pointless controversy with Dean Blandino saying it's the wrong call but who cares? Nothing will be done about it and everyone who bet Seattle to win and Detroit to cover is happy !

You are adults and still think that many exciting endings are just accidental,common place happinstance?

Here Ram I'll do your job for you. http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2015/10/5/9460055/nfl-blown-call-lions-seahawks-fumble-referees-calvin-johnson

[souljahbill]

The nfl is showing you they can do what ever they want, to get whatever outcome they want and there's nothing you can do about it.
Americans complain and do nothing about anything.

What are Americans complaining about?

[JBHuskers]

What are Americans complaining about?

The fact that Ram's theory's can't be explained if you smoke all of the drugs in the world.

[SmoothPancakes]

The fact that Ram's theory's can't be explained if you smoke all of the drugs in the world.
Sure it can. You're just not opening your mind and accepting anything someone says on the internet. Gosh!

You clearly failed at Kifflom in GTA V!

[ram29jackson]

[QUOTE]Suck it, Yankees[QUOTE]

The objective was met by having the game in NY anyway.People watched because of yankees and they get credit for another freaking playoff appearance.
LA,,Chicago and the Mets and Yankees all make the playoffs. All the major markets are in but that's just luck right?
Missouri,Texas and NY all have 2 teams make the playoffs. I wonder what the financial reasons are for that?

[souljahbill]

I presume Toronto represents all of Canada?

[bdoughty]

I presume Toronto represents all of Canada?

Technically it does, since it is the only MLB team in the country. ;)

[souljahbill]

The people of Fergurson need to get it together. They're costing MLB money. Atlanta is a bigger market than St. Louis and Chicago/Boston/LA are bigger markets than Kansas City yet MLB keeps throwing Missouri a bone to keep the drooling masses at bay.

[SmoothPancakes]

Seriously, those cunts in Ferguson are screwing over Washington, Atlanta, San Diego, San Francisco, Miami, Boston, Detroit, Denver. They already got their raging moods appeased last year with a team they couldn't care less about from the entirely opposite side of the state making the World Series. Ungrateful cunts.

[ram29jackson]

Hou - Indy

Yep, all the white jerseys made sure they were behind him and those tacky gloves do wonders for a guy practicing catching balls 100s of times a week !
A dramatic moment before the half on TV!
Yep, the back with no knowledge he is coming in just clicks on a majority of passes and gets lucky on the last one!.....?
Lol what a load of bull

[ram29jackson]

Texans last TD to make it 20-17...
You seriously buy that 3 defenders are that efing stupid?
2 TDS have looked like that tonight.
when you are that close to the end zone,why the fuck are guys that open? Just dumb sports bullshit

[souljahbill]

Why are you taking this so personal?

[SmoothPancakes]

Is it already time for Mother to let Ram on a computer again?

[Deuce]

Ok...why the hell do you watch sports if it's all rigged?

[SmoothPancakes]

Why are you taking this so personal?
Seriously, no one here but him gives a shit about any of this. Yet for him it's like life and death or something. Dumbass just needs to disappear already. It was cute at first, but now it's just sad and bordering on becoming as annoying as a gnat at this rate.

[SmoothPancakes]

Ok...why the hell do you watch sports if it's all rigged?
I approve of this post! :+1: :up:

[souljahbill]

Seriously, no one here but him gives a shit about any of this. Yet for him it's like life and death or something. Dumbass just needs to disappear already. It was cute at first, but now it's just sad and bordering on becoming as annoying as a gnat at this rate.

Right. We, the people who need #Drama don't give 2 shits about who wins or loses or whatever but someone scores a touchdown and he has an aneurysm. He must think every game must be a blowout and if it's close, the one and only explanation is because it's staged. 2 teams can't be relatively even.

[SmoothPancakes]

Right. We, the people who need #Drama don't give 2 shits about who wins or loses or whatever but someone scores a touchdown and he has an aneurysm. He must think every game must be a blowout and if it's close, the one and only explanation is because it's staged. 2 teams can't be relatively even.
Yep. Guess what, the teams trade possessions. Guess what, some of those teams will trade scores and have close games. 60 goddamn minutes. 80-100+ offensive plays. Guess what, teams will score points at various points and some games will be close.

I also love how 40-50% of games being close on a given weekend is some great abnormal percentage and only possible through scripted or rigged games. Clearly this moron failed every math, probabilities and statistics class in his life.

[SmoothPancakes]

Gee whiz, what an exciting finish. I know I sure enjoy watching a team kneeling the ball with over a minute to play.

Could have had that super exciting overtime #Drama to excite all us drooling masses, but those dumbass script writers chose to have an interception be thrown instead. Way to go dumbass script writers!

[JBHuskers]

I can't believe we are heading towards 100 pages of this thread :fp:

[psuexv]

I can't believe we are heading towards 100 pages of this thread :fp:

Best read on the internet!

http://vh1.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:vh1.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/vDNZM1D-1437408109.gif

[JBHuskers]

Every post except Ram is a good read. Trying to read Ram's stuff is like:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6p1Ck0ab80

[psuexv]

:D

:up:

[ram29jackson]

It's pure bullshit.
One QB is out with a phantom shoulder injury and the other has one practice while having a flu. I don't give a damn what doctors you have,the flu makes you weak. They said he was in a hospital lol but That team wins the game?
Your above comments are examples of the true meaning of "ignorance is bliss."

You'll believe anything you are told no matter how extreme or foolish the nfl makes it

[SmoothPancakes]

It's pure bullshit.
One QB is out with a phantom shoulder injury and the other has one practice while having a flu. I don't give a damn what doctors you have,the flu makes you weak. They said he was in a hospital lol but That team wins the game?
Your above comments are examples of the true meaning of "ignorance is bliss."

You'll believe anything you are told no matter how extreme or foolish the nfl makes it
And your proof it's a phantom or faked shoulder injury? It's alright, I'll wait, I'm still waiting for proof of about 1,324 of your other claims, so one more to wait for isn't a big deal. :)

[souljahbill]

Maybe it was a phantom flu? Don't believe everything you're told.

[SmoothPancakes]

Maybe it was a phantom flu? Don't believe everything you're told.
Maybe it was all a phantom game? Maybe the game didn't actually happen, they just wanted you to think it happened? :hmm:

[ram29jackson]

Another heartbreaking loss...

isn't it amazing how they keep ripping your heart out with the constant drama?
They score and then just lay the fuck down for the other team.

[SmoothPancakes]

isn't it amazing how they keep ripping your heart out with the constant drama?
They score and then just lay the fuck down for the other team.
And yet damn near every single other game today was a massive fucking blowout. But just go ahead and conveniently ignore every single one of those to try and shoehorn in a specific score to fit and claim your agenda. Worse than a fucking politician.

[bdoughty]

isn't it amazing how they keep ripping your heart out with the constant drama?
They score and then just lay the fuck down for the other team.

Yes because it benefits (insert who here) for Nebraska to lose a home game to Wiscy? The cheese industry? Or is it an attack on corn and sorghum? Not to mention that they were beaten on a 46 yard FG after missing one just a minute earlier from 39. You think a kicker is guaranteed from 46 to keep to the script?

The only amazing thing is we continue to reply to you.

[SmoothPancakes]

Houston 49, SMU 28
Marshall 31, Southern Miss 10
Virginia Tech 28, NC State 13
Ohio State 49, Maryland 28
Notre Dame 41, Navy 24
Toledo 38, Kent State 7
Florida International 52, UTEP 12
Duke 44, Army 3
Bowling Green 62, UMass 38
Baylor 66, Kansas 7
Clemson 43, Georgia Tech 24
LSU 45, South Carolina 24
Michigan 38, Northwestern 0
Ole Miss 52, New Mexico State 3
Western Kentucky 59, Middle Tennessee 28
Temple 49, Tulane 10
Penn State 29, Indiana 7
Akron 47, Eastern Michigan 21
Appalachian State 37, Georgia State 3
South Florida 45, Syracuse 24
Minnesota 41, Purdue 13
Northern Illinois 59, Ball State 41
Texas Tech 66, Iowa State 31
Connecticut 40, UCF 13
Mississippi State 45, Troy 17
Arizona 44, Oregon State 7
Portland State 66, North Texas
Tulsa 34, Louisiana-Monroe 24
Ohio 34, Miami (OH) 3
Nevada 35, New Mexico 17
Alabama 27, Arkansas 14
Boise State 41, Colorado State 10
Louisiana-Lafayette 49, Texas State 27
Florida 21, Missouri 3
Air Force 31, Wyoming 17
Utah State 56, Fresno State 14
Arizona State 48, Colorado 23
San Diego State 28, Hawaii 14


Behold! Lay thine eyes upon all thy drama and see that none exists!

[ram29jackson]

Utah - Cal

That's right! The last intriguing game of the evening between 2 ranked teams just happens to end on a final drive.
But hey,it was of course not planned and the networks were just really lucky,right?

You people are,responding like 5 year olds now. I have you backed into a corner and you can't intellectually handle it.
Smooth..you aren't too good at picking college games apparently.

[SmoothPancakes]

Gee whiz willikers, look at that, douchecanoe conveniently completely ignores the 38 completely non-drama filled games today all so he can cherry pick one game and try and act and pretend like it's proof that he's right. What a surprise! I didn't see that coming!

[SmoothPancakes]

Utah - Cal

That's right! The last intriguing game of the evening between 2 ranked teams just happens to end on a final drive.
But hey,it was of course not planned and the networks were just really lucky,right?

You people are,responding like 5 year olds now. I have you backed into a corner and you can't intellectually handle it.
Smooth..you aren't too good at picking college games apparently.

Northwestern - Michigan

That's right! One of the most intriguing games of the day just happens to end up being a 38-0 horsefucking blowout of epic boring non-drama proportions.
But hey, it was of course planned and the networks willingly aired a shitty game on network TV to the entire country, right?

What do you care if my picks, made in less than 5 minutes at 10:50am on Thursday morning were good or bad? You've said it yourself, getting picks right or wrong means absolutely nothing. Because I think games aren't rigged or fixed, apparently my doing good or bad on picks is supposed to mean something, but you doing good or bad is supposed to mean nothing? Once again trying to claim and play both sides of the road, as always. I think not buttercup.

[souljahbill]

:fp:
Kudos to Nick Chubb and the incredible way he was able to bend his knee in an unbendable way so there's #Drama at the end of the UGA/Tenn game for the drooling masses.

[SmoothPancakes]

:fp:
Kudos to Nick Chubb and the incredible way he was able to bend his knee in an unbendable way so there's #Drama at the end of the UGA/Tenn game for the drooling masses.
Just a conveniently faked and phantom knee injury. Nothing to see here, move along.

[souljahbill]

Just a conveniently faked and phantom knee injury. Nothing to see here, move along.

True enough. The special effects used by the networks to conjure up #Drama are amazing. I really thought I saw Chubb's knee hyperextend but now I know it was camera tricks.

Speaking of tricks, how about South Carolina faking a natural disaster?! That is going all-in to make sure Vegas wins the books.

[SmoothPancakes]

True enough. The special effects used by the networks to conjure up #Drama are amazing. I really thought I saw Chubb's knee hyperextend but now I know it was camera tricks.

Speaking of tricks, how about South Carolina faking a natural disaster?! That is going all-in to make sure Vegas wins the books.
Oh hell yeah. All those videos of flooding they keep showing on the evening news, Jesus, they must have half of Hollywood running 24/7 to keep producing enough faked disaster footage like that. So believable looking too!

And how about even getting the national weather service involved in the trickery! Having NOAA and the National Hurricane Center conjure up a fake hurricane to drive up the drama ahead of last weekend's games! Damn, that is dedication!

[gschwendt]

This must have taken a lot of practice time...
653295890174767104

[souljahbill]

This must have taken a lot of practice time...
653295890174767104

Wipe the drool from your eyes and stop believing everything you see.

[SmoothPancakes]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25335271/report-giants-daniel-fells-at-risk-of-losing-his-foot-to-mrsa-infection
via http://cbssportsapp.com

WOW! Now THAT is dedication to the script! Going so far with a phantom injury as to bring an entire hospital in on it, fake perform 5 surgeries and even potentially fake having his foot amputated!

Now THAT is going the full nine yards for the drama! Makes all these guys who fake their phantom hamstring or knee injuries look like pussies!

[souljahbill]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25335271/report-giants-daniel-fells-at-risk-of-losing-his-foot-to-mrsa-infection
via http://cbssportsapp.com

WOW! Now THAT is dedication to the script! Going so far with a phantom injury as to bring an entire hospital in on it, fake perform 5 surgeries and even potentially fake having his foot amputated!

Now THAT is going the full nine yards for the drama! Makes all these guys who fake their phantom hamstring or knee injuries look like pussies!

Bravo! Bravo!

[bdoughty]

I have you backed into a corner and you can't intellectually handle it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28A9Jgo92GQ

[ram29jackson]

All Manning did at the end of the half is throw it at the white Jersey for the int. It's that simple
His disappointment arms up gesture was lame lol he does the same stupid thing all the time

[bdoughty]

All Manning did at the end of the half is throw it at the white Jersey for the int. It's that simple
His disappointment arms up gesture was lame lol he does the same stupid thing all the time



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jttAd4iMUk

[ram29jackson]

Golly gee whiz!!

Another prime time fantastic finish in the final minute!! Damn tv is so lucky $!
It's bullshit from top to bottom that SF was even in this game and you know it.


how convenient, Eli is the only starting QB in his division. Soulja will learn not to speak so quickly next time :)

[ram29jackson]

This must have taken a lot of practice time...
653295890174767104

It must take you a lot of brain power to not understand variables.
These are jocks. Sometimes beautiful accidents happen. That in no way,shape or form proves games aren't staged.
Come on dude,that's a pretty weak counterpoint.

[SmoothPancakes]

Golly gee willikers, maybe the NFL should figure their shit out. If all these games are intentionally close for "the dramas", then why the hell was I forced to sit through a 42-17 horsefucking of Detroit by Arizona and a 30-6 bitchslapping of Dallas by New England as my only options for games Saturday afternoon? I mean let's get it together here NFL. A little more consistency why don't we! All these games magically close for " the dramas" yet all I get to watch are the ZERO drama blowouts. Better start figuring your shit out NFL.

[souljahbill]

This whole theory is even stupider than I ever thought if it's based solely on close games happening.

[baseballplyrmvp]

This was just taken from Ray Lewis' Facebook page.

"At the end of the game, Coach Harbaugh did a wonderful thing. We'd just gotten the ball back on downs, time was running out. The game was in hand - we needed but one first down to run out the clock. He said, "Ray, you know the fans want to see you out there one last time."
I said, "What you mean?"
He said, "The city wants this."
He meant for me to take the field one final time, lined up in the backfield. It wasn't scripted. It wasn't planned or talked about - or, if it was, it wasn't planned or talked about by me.

So I ran out there and took my spot on the field and listened to those fans sing down to me a final time. It was like a curtain call ..." more in the memoir I Feel Like Going On

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfvynlIO8ww

[bdoughty]

Golly gee whiz!!

Another prime time fantastic finish in the final minute!! Damn tv is so lucky $!
It's bullshit from top to bottom that SF was even in this game and you know it.


how convenient, Eli is the only starting QB in his division. Soulja will learn not to speak so quickly next time :)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89FjS6SRESY

[bdoughty]

It must take you a lot of brain power to not understand variables.
These are jocks. Sometimes beautiful accidents happen. That in no way,shape or form proves games aren't staged.
Come on dude,that's a pretty weak counterpoint.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIlXX8OasyU

[SmoothPancakes]

So, was I supposed to going nuts about the "drama" in the 49ers-Giants game last night? A game with two teams I couldn't care less about, a game where I didn't give two shits who won or lost. I've gotten more drooling bliss and excitement from jacking off to a porno than I did from last night's game.

And I certainly don't ever recall myself or any of my friends going "Oh holy shit!!!! It's a three point game between two teams none of us give a fuck about, oh my god, what's gonna happen next, I'm so excited!!!!"

[souljahbill]

I hope the NFL stops showing me Saints games. The only #Drama we have is who are we getting with our Top-5 pick. If we're smart a linemen. OL or DL. Doesn't matter. They both suck.

[baseballplyrmvp]

I hope the NFL stops showing me Saints games. The only #Drama we have is who are we getting with our Top-5 pick. If we're smart a linemen. OL or DL. Doesn't matter. They both suck.

Can we have Max Unger back? Our o-line is clueless without him.

[psuexv]

Wow. How lucky can TV be. Another close prime time game that's probably coming down to the wire. Too bad this game is boring as shit.....and I'm a Steeler fan

[ram29jackson]

Steelers:
Come on guys,how many excuses are you going to make?
Steelers stole this one. Final seconds,officials could give a fine damn about the debatable knee.
1st half I told a guy "don't worry,Pitt will get a defensive play and some miracle play by Vick".
Lol they got 2 Vick plays.
Yeah sure, this is common expected stuff, right?
Grow up,the network is more interested in a Pitt win in primetime than a SD win.

[ram29jackson]

wow. How lucky can tv be. Another close prime time game that's probably coming down to the wire. Too bad this game is boring as shit.....and i'm a steeler fan

lolololololol

[bdoughty]

Steelers:
Come on guys,how many excuses are you going to make?
Steelers stole this one. Final seconds,officials could give a fine damn about the debatable knee.
1st half I told a guy "don't worry,Pitt will get a defensive play and some miracle play by Vick".
Lol they got 2 Vick plays.
Yeah sure, this is common expected stuff, right?
Grow up,the network is more interested in a Pitt win in primetime than a SD win.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBp3ai-xG8

[bdoughty]

lolololololol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYlPBjikTiQ

[psuexv]

Steelers:
Come on guys,how many excuses are you going to make?
Steelers stole this one. Final seconds,officials could give a fine damn about the debatable knee.
1st half I told a guy "don't worry,Pitt will get a defensive play and some miracle play by Vick".
Lol they got 2 Vick plays.
Yeah sure, this is common expected stuff, right?
Grow up,the network is more interested in a Pitt win in primetime than a SD win.

Here's your problem. All you look at is the box score and see a close game and think it's great TV. Too bad that most of the casual fans were probably in bed because the game sucked up until the last half of the 4th quarter. If this shit was scripted to draw in the "masses" in primetime the entire game wouldn't have been a snoozefest.

[souljahbill]

Here's your problem. All you look at is the box score and see a close game and think it's great TV. Too bad that most of the casual fans were probably in bed because the game sucked up until the last half of the 4th quarter. If this shit was scripted to draw in the "masses" in primetime the entire game wouldn't have been a snoozefest.

All that matters in this dumb ass theory is that the game is close at the end and its on tv. The flow of the game doesn't matter and the outcome in a non-competitive game is ignored. Oh, and his correct picks matter because it gives him an outlet to brag about how he knew it was scripted. His theory has more holes than Swiss cheese.

[ram29jackson]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/twitter-suspends-deadspin-sbnation-accounts-over-copyright-n443306

This wouldn't happen unless they were showing something they didn't want them to. It's not like you can't find nfl stuff all over the internet. I've typed comments under certain highlights that were up for months or years how a play was staged and within hours it was taken down.
But you go on and keep believing games constantly have those dramatic story book endings on tv.

[ram29jackson]

All that matters in this dumb ass theory is that the game is close at the end and its on tv. The flow of the game doesn't matter and the outcome in a non-competitive game is ignored. Oh, and his correct picks matter because it gives him an outlet to brag about how he knew it was scripted. His theory has more holes than Swiss cheese.

You are just babbling gibberish now. Noncompetative games don't mean games aren't staged and don't take away from the fact too many games end dramatically.
You don't think a billion dollar organization can write up games so a few blow outs make things look balanced?
Your counterpoint are weak and childish.
I'm sorry you're upset that I can have as much fun as you making picks.

[souljahbill]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/twitter-suspends-deadspin-sbnation-accounts-over-copyright-n443306

This wouldn't happen unless they were showing something they didn't want them to. It's not like you can't find nfl stuff all over the internet. I've typed comments under certain highlights that were up for months or years how a play was staged and within hours it was taken down.
But you go on and keep believing games constantly have those dramatic story book endings on tv.

I need figure out how to post gifs because I need to post a spit take gif. The article is about copyright infringement and you think it's because there's evidence of conspiracy being hidden and that any post you have ever made contributes to that? You are so full of shit that you should have died of septic shock years ago.

[SmoothPancakes]

You are just babbling gibberish now. Noncompetative games don't mean games aren't staged and don't take away from the fact too many games end dramatically.
You don't think a billion dollar organization can write up games so a few blow outs make things look balanced?
Your counterpoint are weak and childish.
I'm sorry you're upset that I can have as much fun as you making picks.
Noncompetitive games don't mean games aren't fixed.

Close competitive games, especially on TV absolutely mean games are fixed.

Apparently 40-50% of games in a given week is mathematically impossible (so claims a half brain dead moron who clearly failed every math and statistics class in his life) and proof games are fixed.

If douchecanoe gets picks right, it's a sign of proof that he's onto the NFL fixing games.

If douchecanoe gets picks wrong, it means absolutely nothing.

If any of us get picks right, it means absolutely nothing.

If any of us get picks wrong, it's because we "refuse to open our minds" and accept the NFL is fixed.

Gee whiz, once again claiming both sides of the road in an attempt to claim that he is always right no matter what the result, and as usual, conveniently cherry picking every individual act, play, game or result that fits his birdbrained theory while completely ignoring every single other game that destroys said theory.

[bdoughty]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/twitter-suspends-deadspin-sbnation-accounts-over-copyright-n443306

This wouldn't happen unless they were showing something they didn't want them to. It's not like you can't find nfl stuff all over the internet. I've typed comments under certain highlights that were up for months or years how a play was staged and within hours it was taken down.
But you go on and keep believing games constantly have those dramatic story book endings on tv.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaQe09P5Qzo

[bdoughty]

You are just babbling gibberish now. Noncompetative games don't mean games aren't staged and don't take away from the fact too many games end dramatically.
You don't think a billion dollar organization can write up games so a few blow outs make things look balanced?
Your counterpoint are weak and childish.
I'm sorry you're upset that I can have as much fun as you making picks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w_NFmfFRVQ

[ram29jackson]

http://thefixisin.net/nfl2015.html

Week 5 at the bottom

[bdoughty]

http://thefixisin.net/nfl2015.html

Week 5 at the bottom


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knaW-GxMDXw

[SmoothPancakes]

Lol, if you click on that link, your phone or computer will probably end up infested with viruses.

[souljahbill]

Lol, if you click on that link, your phone or computer will probably end up infested with viruses.

It's the ringleader

[ram29jackson]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1X-YPjOwG0

Watch it before they pull it. Read the description

[SmoothPancakes]

YouTube videos by "American Mysteries and Conspiracies.". Great proof! :D

[ram29jackson]

Back to the Future,Cubs 2015 joke.
I'm not saying it will happen but they are certainly milking the possibility with the Cubs just happening to be in reach.
And of course 3 series all making it to 5 games is all just a happy go lucky coincidence in your fairytale loving minds.


...did that sex doll repair video have no sound?

[bdoughty]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1X-YPjOwG0

Watch it before they pull it. Read the description


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Y1rUHDZ_s

[bdoughty]

Back to the Future,Cubs 2015 joke.
I'm not saying it will happen but they are certainly milking the possibility with the Cubs just happening to be in reach.
And of course 3 series all making it to 5 games is all just a happy go lucky coincidence in your fairytale loving minds.


...did that sex doll repair video have no sound?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oa3HZTZfkM

[ram29jackson]

Here's your problem. All you look at is the box score and see a close game and think it's great TV. Too bad that most of the casual fans were probably in bed because the game sucked up until the last half of the 4th quarter. If this shit was scripted to draw in the "masses" in primetime the entire game wouldn't have been a snoozefest.

The box score? Snooze fest? The game was still won on a final dramatic drive. You of course try to avoid that.

[bdoughty]

The box score? Snooze fest? The game was still won on a final dramatic drive. You of course try to avoid that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDHXlT9WK44

[SmoothPancakes]

Still waiting on proof. Some proof. Any proof. Of anything. :whistle:

[JBHuskers]

Still waiting on proof. Some proof. Any proof. Of anything. :whistle:

There are 87 or so pages full of no proof.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

[SmoothPancakes]

There are 87 or so pages full of no proof.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk
Yep, Ram has yet to figure out that just because he claims it is so, that doesn't make it true nor is it proof.

And just because the same random ass Nigerian prince dude on the internet who fooled Ram into believing this crap claims that it is so, does not make it true nor is it proof either.

I will admit, that random ass dude has got some good game! Get gullible morons on the internet to spend money on his books and whatever else he may be selling, and make some easy cash! There's a sucker born every minute that you can fleece for some quick cash.

[JBHuskers]

Yep, Ram has yet to figure out that just because he claims it is so, that doesn't make it true nor is it proof.

And just because the same random ass Nigerian prince dude on the internet who fooled Ram into believing this crap claims that it is so, does not make it true nor is it proof either.

I will admit, that random ass dude has got some good game! Get gullible morons on the internet to spend money on his books and whatever else he may be selling, and make some easy cash! There's a sucker born every minute that you can fleece for some quick cash.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mubCkCAEiDQ

[psuexv]

The box score? Snooze fest? The game was still won on a final dramatic drive. You of course try to avoid that.

I'm not actually avoiding it at all. In no place did I post that it didn't end in dramatic finish. What I'm saying is that the rest of the game was boring and that a person who is watching that isn't a fan of either of those teams isn't going to stay up to watch a boring game and would have missed the dramatic ending. Thus, if the game was staged that way it is an epic fail by the league as the mass audience didn't see the ending.

[souljahbill]

The box score? Snooze fest? The game was still won on a final dramatic drive. You of course try to avoid that.
LMFAO!

I'm not kidding either. I really did laugh incredibly loud at the italic part.

This is EASILY, BY FAR and BAR NONE, the FUNNIEST thing Ram has EVER posted on this site.

Calling someone out for avoiding and and ignoring something. Absolutely hysterical.

[JBHuskers]

LMFAO!

I'm not kidding either. I really did laugh incredibly loud at the italic part.

This is EASILY, BY FAR and BAR NONE, the FUNNIEST thing Ram has EVER posted on this site.

Calling someone out for avoiding and and ignoring something. Absolutely hysterical.
Yeah considering ignoring facts plays a part in all of his posts.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

[ram29jackson]

YouTube videos by "American Mysteries and Conspiracies.". Great proof! :D

It was a PBS show in 1983 that only aired once. Proof? The majority I've presented is circumstantial evidence.
My understanding is you believe in God. There isn't a lawyer Christian or otherwise who could prove the existence of God in court.
Court and law isn't based in truth and man is fallible.
Your deductive reasoning is so childish,you simply can't see defenders just falling down when they get near Russell Wilson. To make it look like he's a good scrambler.
Proof is not the same as truth.

[ram29jackson]

Yeah considering ignoring facts plays a part in all of his posts.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

I'm the only one stating facts. You rely on sports cliches for your reasoning.

[SmoothPancakes]

It was a PBS show in 1983 that only aired once. Proof? The majority I've presented is circumstantial evidence.
My understanding is you believe in God. There isn't a lawyer Christian or otherwise who could prove the existence of God in court.
Court and law isn't based in truth and man is fallible.
Your deductive reasoning is so childish,you simply can't see defenders just falling down when they get near Russell Wilson. To make it look like he's a good scrambler.
Proof is not the same as truth.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/15/0539acaf7b37e2c655a94fc7403d1d02.jpg

You were saying?

[SmoothPancakes]

I'm the only one stating facts. You rely on sports cliches for your reasoning.
You have yet to state one fact. You have stated nothing but your opinion. Opinion does not equal fact. If we were to take all of your "facts" and place them into a box, this is what we would have:

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/Gifs/tapatalk_1444771100889_zpstcfc0a5t.gif

[JBHuskers]

You rely on sports cliches for your reasoning.

It ain't over til it's over.

We gotta take it one day at a time.

It's gut check time.

We have the utmost respect for them.

He's the first person in the building and the last one out.

He does all the little things.

It's do or die.

They won't be denied today.

He overcame a ton of adversity.

On paper they're the team to beat.

Defense wins championships.

They really put forth a great effort.

It is a game of inches.

It's been a tale of two halves.

[ram29jackson]

The refs also had a 20+ second runoff on a touchback that nobody caught with just over two minutes to go. But aparrently the NFL is too busy cracking down on Twitter vines with nfl footage to care.

You seriously think a multi billion company is dumb enough to let that be a random accident on tv when they've been doing it since the 60s?
It was done on purpose simply so the fan would have more dumb crap to talk about. It's professional tv created drama.
It's fascinating that the common man thinks he's smarter than billlionaires. Each week they complain about refs so called mistakes.
If it's happening that often it's obviously on purpose. Why is that so hard to fathom?

[ram29jackson]

It ain't over til it's over.

We gotta take it one day at a time.

It's gut check time.

We have the utmost respect for them.

He's the first person in the building and the last one out.

He does all the little things.

It's do or die.

They won't be denied today.

He overcame a ton of adversity.

On paper they're the team to beat.

Defense wins championships.

They really put forth a great effort.

It is a game of inches.

It's been a tale of two halves.

#Script

[SmoothPancakes]

You seriously think a multi billion company is dumb enough to let that be a random accident on tv when they've been doing it since the 60s?
It was done on purpose simply so the fan would have more dumb crap to talk about. It's professional tv created drama.
It's fascinating that the common man thinks he's smarter than billlionaires. Each week they complain about refs so called mistakes.
If it's happening that often it's obviously on purpose. Why is that so hard to fathom?
Once again, proof that it was done on purpose? Oh, that's right! No proof. I forgot. :eyeroll:

[souljahbill]

So, when a common man becomes a billionaire, does he become a paradox?

[ram29jackson]

About 31 minutes in,the commissioner admits they cover things up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1X-YPjOwG0

[ram29jackson]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/15/0539acaf7b37e2c655a94fc7403d1d02.jpg

You were saying?


You don't want proven facts that are true.You want perceived facts that you agree with. I possess truth.You possess hope based on false perception.

You need to take more logic and critical thinking courses.
Your silly monkey skills being able to Google a definition in no way proves games aren't staged.

Where is your ability to prove a player dropped a ball because he purposely tried to catch it but missed? You assume that's fact with no proof of your own.

[JBHuskers]

About 31 minutes in,the commissioner admits they cover things up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1X-YPjOwG0
About 31 1 post in, everyone realized that you're full of shit :D

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[Deuce]

Ram is just a bad gambler who thinks games are staged when he loses.

[SmoothPancakes]

You don't want proven facts that are true.You want perceived facts that you agree with. I possess truth.You possess hope based on false perception.

You need to take more logic and critical thinking courses.
Your silly monkey skills being able to Google a definition in no way proves games aren't staged.

Where is your ability to prove a player dropped a ball because he purposely tried to catch it but missed? You assume that's fact with no proof of your own.

Oh fuck that was hilarious! :D

Now that gave me a good laugh! That was good. :D

I don't have to provide anything. You're the one claiming this and that and everything under the sun. It's your responsibility to provide undeniable proof of your claims. I don't have to provide shit. If you want to claim shit and want people to take those claims seriously, then you get to back them up with proof. No proof, then your just full of shit.

Once again, saying "this is fixed, that was fake, that player did that on purpose" does not make it fact. A retard like you might think saying something in a sentence and posting it is enough to make it fact, but sorry, you choad juggling dumbass, it doesn't make it fact.

[SmoothPancakes]

Golly gee whiz willikers, what a thoroughly boring Thursday Night game that was!

#drama

[SmoothPancakes]

Thanks college football for giving us this AMAZING college football game with a battle of two Top 20 teams. I know I sure I enjoy all that juicy drama in a 29 goddamn point ass whooping!

[ram29jackson]

Saints-
A team ranked basically last in defense somehow gets all the breaks and basically blows out a undefeated team? Pure bullcrap.
It's amazing how the Atlanta players would just reach up to grab face masks as often as possible like it was expected.
The Atlanta QB would just stand there waiting to be brought down.
But of course youll believe anything because it's televised sports and tv would never lie to you ........

[SmoothPancakes]

Hey, it couldn't have been fixed. You even admitted yourself, it was a blowout. Games (close games) are only fixed for "the dramas" and there was no drama.

Come on buttercup, you gotta get more consistent in your conspiracy. At least the 9/11, birth certificate, moon landing and JFK conspiracy nuts actually stay consistent in their claims.

[bdoughty]

Breaking news! The next person to post in this thread has a tiny penis.

That is all.

[Deuce]

Doh!

[bdoughty]

Next person to post has to sit in a room with Ram and watch and listen to breakdowns of every play from the NFL this season, Clockwork Orange style 24 hours straight. Then you ride in his van to deliver candy to local elementary schools. Followed by having your throat slashed and your blood mopped up with your own socks. Three Asian boys, who speak no English, will be untied and bury your corpse in the back yard.

[ram29jackson]

You are all fools if you couldn't see the Michigan kicker just let the ball hit his hands and drop on purpose.
How often are you going to keep trying to defend dramatic endings ?