Doing Your Business at Your Place of Business Thread

[morsdraconis]

So true.

God, I HATE having to take a shit after taking a shower. Especially if it's bad and I can't wait until the slight condensation on my body has dried and therefore it's a wet, slippery shit that makes me feel like I might as well take another shower.

[psuexv]

Or having to shit while your in the shower and have to jump out. Ass is slippery and if you sit down too quick you fly off into the wall

[JBHuskers]

Or having to shit while your in the shower and have to jump out. Ass is slippery and if you sit down too quick you fly off into the wall

[baseballplyrmvp]

Or having to shit while your in the shower and have to jump out. Ass is slippery and if you sit down too quick you fly off into the wall

with as much detail as you put, i take it this has happened to you before?

[SmoothPancakes]

Or having to shit while your in the shower and have to jump out. Ass is slippery and if you sit down too quick you fly off into the wall

No, can't say that's ever happened to me.

[psuexv]

No, can't say that's ever happened to me.

Sometimes there is just something about the heat and steam and it just lets loose, hop out and do your business

[psuexv]

with as much detail as you put, i take it this has happened to you before?

I can neither confirm or deny

[psusnoop]

Or having to shit while your in the shower and have to jump out. Ass is slippery and if you sit down too quick you fly off into the wall

[JBHuskers]

If I wrote a book on this trip, it would be The Shit of a Thousand Wipes

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[JBHuskers]

If it wasn't for Tom Arnold in Austin Powers, most of the world would not know the courtesy flush. Even a decade+ since that lesson, there are still sumbitches that don't do it

[JBHuskers]

This must be party in the bathroom day this is no place to carry on a conversation about work. This is a place for peace and tranquility dammit.

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[JBHuskers]

I just saw wheels and paws. So the dog survived

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[texacotea]

This must be party in the bathroom day this is no place to carry on a conversation about work. This is a place for peace and tranquility dammit.

I cant stand this, I mean really I know im at work. But I usually dont carry on a conversation with anyone while im at the house, so why would I want to now about a place that I HAVE to come to everyday.

Not to mention this is the place I go to "get away" from it all.

[JBHuskers]

I cant stand this, I mean really I know im at work. But I usually dont carry on a conversation with anyone while im at the house, so why would I want to now about a place that I HAVE to come to everyday.

Not to mention this is the place I go to "get away" from it all.

They were standing there talking about call volume and shit (I work on the research team for a call center...thankfully I don't take calls 8 hours a day).

[texacotea]

Taking calls all day would be terrible, not to mention I dont like dumb people

[JBHuskers]

Taking calls all day would be terrible, not to mention I dont like dumb people

Ugh I did it for a year and a half on two different positions, thankfully at that time I moved up the ladder very quickly.

[JBHuskers]

So glad Peggle is on Droid now. Great time waster while on the shitter.

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[JBHuskers]

Lots of Guinness the night before makes for a self-instant courtesy flush in the morning

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[JBHuskers]

The current batch of toilet paper here at work has an odd scent to it. Like it was purchased at Hot Topic or something

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[Coach Kernzy]

Just heard a great one today while I was in the can next to another guy that talks way to much.
He says..."I'm coaching the Browns to the Super Bowl!"
I laughed pretty damn hard and thought to myself..."Makes sense"