Doing Your Business at Your Place of Business Thread

[morsdraconis]

I work nights, so when I work I poop in the woman's bathroom. Much cleaner and sanitary in there. Except for the one stall that has the bloody tampon box hanging up. That ish is gross. I'm not pooping in there.

I remember when I did policing and it was always hard to poop. You'd have to walk into a McDonald's and hope when you pull your pants down nobody would try and steal your gun

I was the same way at the office I worked at for a while. It was a small office and I worked later (or on weekends) than any of the women that worked there did so I'd take a shit in their bathroom instead of the Men's. It smelled SO much better in their bathroom (and actually had soap for proper hand sanitizing after dropping off my load).

[JBHuskers]

You don't sit down to piss, do you?

He should. It's only common courtesy.

[JBHuskers]

I was the same way at the office I worked at for a while. It was a small office and I worked later (or on weekends) than any of the women that worked there did so I'd take a shit in their bathroom instead of the Men's. It smelled SO much better in their bathroom (and actually had soap for proper hand sanitizing after dropping off my load).

Did they have a couch in there too so you could read your Soap Opera Digest?

[JBHuskers]

In the pre-music on the computer days of DJ'ing in the strip club, we had a double deck CD player....and if I had to drop a deuce, I had to hope for either a few songs playing in a row, or a Tool song.

[Deuce]

....and if I had to drop a deuce

I prefer you say 'take a dump', 'drop the kids off at the pool', or 'bake some brownies' ...anything but 'drop a deuce'!! Ha ha

[psusnoop]

[steelerfan]

[JBHuskers]

So I dropped this deuce today

[Deuce]

Not the first time I've been called a piece of shit.

[JBHuskers]

There I sat all broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.

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[psuexv]

Someone unclogged the shitter.....

Reminds me of a story of this dude I used to work with. Apparently he traveled a lot with his old job and stopped at a rest area to do his business away from his place of business. Well everything was full except for a clogged one and he just couldn't wait so decided what the hell. Well he dropped a forceful one and got a bunch of splash all over his ass....

[JBHuskers]

Yuck

[JBHuskers]

There I sat all broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.

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Going for try #2, I'm pretty sure something is going to come out this time.

[psuexv]

Going for try #2, I'm pretty sure something is going to come out this time.

Isn't #2 why you were there the 1st time?

[JBHuskers]

Isn't #2 why you were there the 1st time?

Yes but nothing came out lol. Try #2 is finally going somewhere after some coaxing and greasy tacos from Amigos

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[JBHuskers]

Nothing much came out in this trip. Must be a constipated kinda day

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[psuexv]

Yes but nothing came out lol. Try #2 is finally going somewhere after some coaxing and greasy tacos from Amigos

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So you're trying #2 of going #2.

[psuexv]

Nothing much came out in this trip.

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Man you really just lobbed this one up there..... let the butt plugging jokes begin.

[steelerfan]

Reminds me of a story of this dude I used to work with....Well he dropped a forceful one and got a bunch of splash all over his ass....

snoop, was that you?

[SmoothPancakes]

Someone unclogged the shitter.....

Reminds me of a story of this dude I used to work with. Apparently he traveled a lot with his old job and stopped at a rest area to do his business away from his place of business. Well everything was full except for a clogged one and he just couldn't wait so decided what the hell. Well he dropped a forceful one and got a bunch of splash all over his ass....

I would sooner shit in a trashcan than risk splashback from a clogged toilet.