My guess would be if he has fallen and can't get up or something like that he could say a code word to have the dog bark so someone can help.Originally Posted by gschwendt
My guess would be if he has fallen and can't get up or something like that he could say a code word to have the dog bark so someone can help.
If he tumbles off the throne with shit hanging from his ass, he'd better hope the dog picks him up. I'm not f'n' helping.
..the dog would probably eat the shitIf he tumbles off the throne with shit hanging from his ass, he'd better hope the dog picks him up. I'm not f'n' helping.
You'd be surprised what dogs will eat...the dog would probably eat the shit
/funeral business memories
I'm not sure I like where this thread is heading
I'm at home but i have a turd story brewing. I'm too lazy to shit in the morning so when i eat, I regret the decision of not clearing out my system first. Yep, here goes a very slow walk to the bathroom.
Live footage of Nothingface doing the penguin walk to the shitter:
How did u know that penguins are my favorite thing in the whole world.
Yeah a friend of mine at work and I call it the penguin walk whenever we have to waddle to the shitter.
When it's a race to get there before you diarrhea yourself, we call it a "photo finish".
I've always called it a "photo finish" when you're touching cotton and the log is coming out whether your ready or not and your bowels are already half empty before you're even done sitting down.
more like a "splash and go" then photo finish
True, "splash and go" does work. Though I've always found "photo finish" the better choice personally, because at that point, it's literally a difference of a couple seconds between shitting yourself, or getting it in the bowl. Sometimes it's so damn close, you practically would need to go to slow-mo replay to see just how close it was.
This.True, "splash and go" does work. Though I've always found "photo finish" the better choice personally, because at that point, it's literally a difference of a couple seconds between shitting yourself, or getting it in the bowl. Sometimes it's so damn close, you practically would need to go to slow-mo replay to see just how close it was.
This thread is pure fuckin' comedy gold. Jesus christ guys.
its worse when you get the rumble and then the farts . Then you run off before "the photo finish" only to find out a small deposit was made in your shorts while you were farting. Happens to me all the time.
Though I feel more comfortable at home. Nothing like coming home and letting lose . Though my wife doesn't like it cause she says I stink. I have no idea what she's talking about my shit don't stink.
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