The Nothing Thread (aka How To Survive The No Internet Apocalypse)

[JeffHCross]

It's 7:42 EDT in northern Virginia. JHC sits down to his computer after a hard day of work with a can of Chef Boy r dee. "hmmm... New posts in the nothing thread. Haha making fun of Steelerfan. Ummmm .... There's a pic. Snoop, JB and the guys tied up. This shouldn't excite me."

Actually, it's 8:12, and there was nothing exciting about it. At this point I'm just wondering how a thread about my 5,000th post turned into this.

[psuexv]

Actually, it's 8:12, and there was nothing exciting about it. At this point I'm just wondering how a thread about my 5,000th post turned into this.

This thing really did take on a mind of it's own

[morsdraconis]

I'm not sure if anything can be said anymore besides, again, the S&M Show sounds like some of the best TV ever.

[JBHuskers]

For the hell of it, we need midget look-a-likes of Mors and Steelerfan to go at it for one show.

[morsdraconis]

For the hell of it, we need midget look-a-likes of Mors and Steelerfan to go at it for one show.

That would definitely be our first show. 5 minute midget look-a-like fight, commercial break, 10 minutes of lookin' at women's bouncing tits around the internet, commercial break, 10 minute verbal battle about the latest news about a video game (unless the world ended and we actually agreed that the game sucked/didn't suck).

[JBHuskers]

That would definitely be our first show. 5 minute midget look-a-like fight, commercial break, 10 minutes of lookin' at women's bouncing tits around the internet, commercial break, 10 minute verbal battle about the latest news about a video game (unless the world ended and we actually agreed that the game sucked/didn't suck).

For the bouncing tits, we'll need an in-studio 100-ft HDTV

[steelerfan]

That would definitely be our first show. 5 minute midget look-a-like fight, commercial break, 10 minutes of lookin' at women's bouncing tits around the internet, commercial break, 10 minute verbal battle about the latest news about a video game (unless the world ended and we actually agreed that the game sucked/didn't suck).

[steelerfan]

For the hell of it, we need midget look-a-likes of Mors and Steelerfan to go at it for one show.

I reeeeeeeeally hope you meant fighting.

If not, we're not that kind of show.

[JBHuskers]

I reeeeeeeeally hope you meant fighting.

If not, we're not that kind of show.

...yeah right, tell the truth. You are THAT kind of show.

[JBHuskers]

I can't believe the steam on this new show ran out quick. The Chevy Chase Show is laughing at S&M Show.

[steelerfan]

GEICO Cavemen show >>> S&M.

[psusnoop]

...yeah right, tell the truth. You are THAT kind of show.

[JBHuskers]

GEICO Cavemen show >>> S&M.

OW! that show was an abortion

[psuexv]

Pre-show walk through of the first S&M Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-em...ailpage#t=410s

[JBHuskers]

Pre-show walk through of the first S&M Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-em...ailpage#t=410s

[psuexv]

So what do we think the set will look like?

[JBHuskers]

So what do we think the set will look like?

[psuexv]

Ok so I did some messing around quick with a set idea. This is what I have so far. Went with the wood paneling background, figuring they'll probably be doing the show from a doublewide.

[morsdraconis]

Excellent!

[JBHuskers]

Is the podium a chick doing a pose? At first it looked like a bunch of Natty Light cases stacked together.