The Anything Thread

[SmoothPancakes]

Happy Birthday Steeler!

Sent from my DROID Maxx using Tapatalk because I'm a lazy ass.

[steelerfan]

Thanks guys!

I don't, honestly, give two shits about how old I am. Fuck it. I'm going to have a great year. Business is going great, I'm working on my health and I'm probably as happy as I've ever been. If I can tie up a few loose ends with things I want to accomplish this year, it has the potential to be the best year of my life.

[morsdraconis]

Thanks guys!

I don't, honestly, give two shits about how old I am. Fuck it. I'm going to have a great year. Business is going great, I'm working on my health and I'm probably as happy as I've ever been. If I can tie up a few loose ends with things I want to accomplish this year, it has the potential to be the best year of my life.

That's fucking awesome to hear man.

And happy birthday you old fuck.

[steelerfan]

That's fucking awesome to hear man.

And happy birthday you old fuck.

Thanks, buddy.

[bdoughty]

Thanks, buddy.

No birthday is complete without someone finding a birthday cake on the internet that is relevant to you.

King for the day, 40 and Steelers. Thank you Google search.

[steelerfan]

Ha!

I needed to see that. I was just flipping the channels and a commercial came on for Funeral Advantage. It's a BS insurance policy for "final expenses".

Anyway, the spokesperson said, "if you're between the ages of 40 & 85". They're trying to put me in the "you need to pre-arrange your funeral" crowd.

[bdoughty]

They're trying to put me in the "you need to pre-arrange your funeral" crowd.

Your American, that alone buys you at a few extra decades on Earth, compared to some some poor guy who turned 40 in a third world country. Heck, in Somalia they probably start getting those ad's in their teens.

[JBHuskers]

Ha!

I needed to see that. I was just flipping the channels and a commercial came on for Funeral Advantage. It's a BS insurance policy for "final expenses".

Anyway, the spokesperson said, "if you're between the ages of 40 & 85". They're trying to put me in the "you need to pre-arrange your funeral" crowd.

Alex Trebeck will be talking to you in commercials for the rest of your life

[bdoughty]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...-vagina-576432



I guess this could have gone in the "Would you hit it thread?"

[steelerfan]

I guess this could have gone in the "Would you hit it thread?"

JB is the only likely taker, so I think you chose the proper thread.

[JBHuskers]

As long as the gun isn't in the vagina when I hit it....then

[steelerfan]

As long as the gun isn't in the vagina when I hit it....then

I have a feeling that's not the first time you've ever said that.

[JBHuskers]

I have a feeling that's not the first time you've ever said that.

[JBHuskers]

[bdoughty]

This should make Steelerfan happy.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/04/...s-in-the-works

If you’ve been missing Jason Voorhees, don’t worry – it looks like you’ll be seeing plenty more of him soon, as a Friday the 13th TV show is now in development.

Deadline reported the news, revealing Sean S. Cunningham, who directed the original Friday the 13th in 1980, is one of the executive producers on the series.

[steelerfan]

No matter how terrible it may be, if it has Jason Voorhees I will watch.

[ram29jackson]

bunch of April birthdays around here

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, bad news.

My mom met with the oncologist today after he got all the test results back. She has a very rare cancer in her lungs. It's apparently genetic and she's had it her whole life, it just randomly switched on sometime a couple months ago. She's stage 3B and it's not curable.

If she did nothing, she'd have about a year. However, they are going to have her taking some kind of smart pill, that will attack the cancer. It's apparently very effective and she'll take it for as long as it works. Then there's a new drug coming out in 3 months that he hopes he could move her to when the first drug is no longer effective.

The oncologist said he hopes she will have 3 years or longer as long as she tolerates the first drug. He told her not to put up the white flag yet, but the news is not good at all.

[JBHuskers]

sorry to hear that man.

Sent from my DROID RAZR Maxx since I'm too lazy to get to the CPU.

[bdoughty]

Sorry to hear that Smooth. Prayers go out to you and your family.