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    Weiner needs to raise his standard, goddamn man. He can't be that goddamn desperate.

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    Nice granny ass

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    I bet its cool looking at that tat while you are hitting it though.

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    The wife is better...

    The dude abides.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oweb26 View Post
    I bet its cool looking at that tat while you are hitting it though.
    Only if your into genealogy. Her back should be sponsored by ancestry.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    The wife is better...
    Rumor has it Hillary hit that. Does explain poor Weiner boy needing to go outside for affection.


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    Wouldn't say the wife is all that much better...or better in general

    Just skinnier...face is beat though

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdoughty View Post
    Courtesy of SCC - Anthony Weiner's sexting pal and possible manatee

    Another example of a dude cheating the wrong way. If you're going to cheat, cheat UP, not down. Brad Pitt is the gold standard on how to cheat. He had an attractive wife but he cheated UP and got himself a sexpot. Tiger Woods is the gold standard for cheating DOWN. No Vegas cocktail waitress is worth losing 1/2 a billion dollars for. Had he cheated with Kate Upton or something, yeah, that may be worth it. Not some run-of-the-mill regular person.

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    Watching Golden Girls on Hallmark at night, I see commercials all the time for their crappy movies and shows. But I love watching Andie MacDowell Hard to believe she's 55.

    The dude abides.

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    Quote Originally Posted by souljahbill View Post
    Another example of a dude cheating the wrong way. If you're going to cheat, cheat UP, not down. Brad Pitt is the gold standard on how to cheat. He had an attractive wife but he cheated UP and got himself a sexpot. Tiger Woods is the gold standard for cheating DOWN. No Vegas cocktail waitress is worth losing 1/2 a billion dollars for. Had he cheated with Kate Upton or something, yeah, that may be worth it. Not some run-of-the-mill regular person.
    It's how most guys with money/power cheat though

    Bill Clinton
    Tiger Woods (even though I didn't find his "model" wife to be all that lol)
    Arnold Schwa.. ah you know his name

    It's always that girl that will either do things their wife won't or acts a way their wife use to, etc, etc. Probably isn't the high maintenance ones that catches their eye I don't know

    This particular guy's wife was not hot IMO

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    The dude abides.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post


    Just wrong on so many levels...

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    Quote Originally Posted by skipwondah33 View Post
    Tiger Woods (even though I didn't find his "model" wife to be all that lol)



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    Vivid will pay anyone to have sex. Octomom and The Manatee in a threesome with Screech.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdoughty View Post




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    How about Lucy Liu?



    I would probably hit it but freckles on non-white people tend to freak me out. Every time I see her on Elementary I think of the late great Dennis Johnson. I would probably be the greatest lover she ever had because I could go on for hours as my mind would be filled with old Celtic games and that would lead to remembering the Celtics of those years had the ugliest group of athletes ever collected on one court. Then I would remember Danny Ainge was on the team and how if he was not a Mormon he would have gotten so much ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdoughty View Post
    Basically in reference to saying she wasn't all that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdoughty View Post
    How about Lucy Liu?



    I would probably hit it but freckles on non-white people tend to freak me out. Every time I see her on Elementary I think of the late great Dennis Johnson. I would probably be the greatest lover she ever had because I could go on for hours as my mind would be filled with old Celtic games and that would lead to remembering the Celtics of those years had the ugliest group of athletes ever collected on one court. Then I would remember Danny Ainge was on the team and how if he was not a Mormon he would have gotten so much ass.

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