
Originally Posted by
SmoothPancakes
For the love of god are people fucking dumbasses. I was traveling through town today, on my way to work after swinging by the gas station and was coming across the north side bridge headed into downtown when I came across the biggest dumbass I have personally witnessed so far in 2013.
Besides making what I assume was an illegal left turn from the northbound lanes on Clinton Street downtown onto a little side street next to the bridge that briefly runs along the river and then swings back around to the left towards downtown, even worse, the dumbass goes INTO the oncoming lanes to make the turn, but then just comes to a complete stop instead of turning because there traffic is coming across the bridge.
Brilliant move there dumbshit. Now I'm forced to slam on my brakes coming off the bridge to avoid the head-on collision and they proceed to still just sit there for another 10+ seconds before making the turn. How the fuck do these dumbasses ever pass their driving tests? Christ, do they give out drivers licenses as a prize in a goddamn box of cereal these days?
For years I have been somehow managing to avoid getting into an accident with these dumbasses (to date the only accident I have been in was smoking Bambi at 60 MPH on US 24 back in June 2006) but I am becoming more and more tempted with each passing day to just say fuck it and plow into them, at least if the accident would ultimately be their fault.
I had said for years when it came time to get rid of my old car, I'd just let these dumbasses hit me and then collect the insurance money to use towards a new car, but the damn transmission decided it wanted to go and die first. I would have been tempted to just say fuck it this morning and hit the gas instead of the brake, but it was 6:40, I had to be in-studio by 6:55 and so didn't have the time to deal with the police and everything else from getting into an accident. Plus I still drive a car, so it would have only been a tie. I'll only intentionally get into an accident if I know for a fact I'll win, aka, I eventually buy a truck someday. But someday, someday some dumbfuck is going to make his presence known and my stupidity tolerance level is going to be reached and topped and I am going to say fuck it.
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