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    then there will be another mess to clean up

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    Man, someone walked into the handicapped stall and was hitting high C's on the trumpet while I was trying to fend off constipation from antibiotics. If the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket heard that he'd be like "WHY DON'T YOU UNPUCKER THAT BUTTHOLE SON!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    Man, someone walked into the handicapped stall and was hitting high C's on the trumpet while I was trying to fend off constipation from antibiotics.
    Why were you both in the handicapped stall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelerfan View Post
    Why were you both in the handicapped stall?

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    He challenged me to a duel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    He challenged me to a duel.
    That was what former Senator Larry Craig tried to say too.

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    Hope this is not a restaurant

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    Hung over and shitting in the women's restroom.

    Aren't you glad you work with me, bitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelerfan View Post
    Hung over and shitting in the women's restroom.

    Aren't you glad you work with me, bitch?

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    For real?

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    I just unleashed an unholy shit at work. That toilet will never be the same after today. I also slightly feel bad for the sales staff back in that area. Man that is gonna stink all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post


    For real?
    Yep.

    Taking another shit now. In the men's room though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelerfan View Post
    Yep.

    Taking another shit now. In the men's room though.

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    What were you doing in the women's earlier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    What were you doing in the women's earlier?
    Shitting.

    To be clear, it's a one-toilet bathroom with a lock on the door. It's not like women were going in and out.

    I just went in, shit, and left. Hopefully, the next user gagged and wondered what bitch could make such an aroma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelerfan View Post
    Shitting.

    To be clear, it's a one-toilet bathroom with a lock on the door. It's not like women were going in and out.

    I just went in, shit, and left. Hopefully, the next user gagged and wondered what bitch could make such an aroma.

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    Wow.

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    The dude abides.

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    So true...




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    Yeah I hate it when it's Grand Central Station when I need to shit.

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