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    friend zoned. damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp View Post
    friend zoned. damn
    Explain.

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    she's been hurt a lot in her life, and doesnt want to lose me.........but wants me to be her best friend right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp View Post
    she's been hurt a lot in her life, and doesnt want to lose me.........but wants me to be her best friend right now.
    You done anything with this girl yet? Even kiss her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelerfan View Post
    You done anything with this girl yet? Even kiss her?

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    nothin serious. kiss her, yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp View Post
    nothin serious. kiss her, yes.
    Perfect.

    How long have you known her?

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    she just moved here a couple of months ago. all of her immediate family/friends live in california.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp View Post
    she just moved here a couple of months ago. all of her immediate family/friends live in california.
    Excellent.

    Here is what has worked for me more than once over the years (including recently) in a nutshell.

    Step 1: Empathize with her bullshit. "I understand how you feel, blah, blah".

    Step 2: Tell her you can't be just her friend, after what's already happened. It would be too tough on you to be just a friend."We can be friendly, but not friends. I can't do it, I'm sorry." Tell her she can contact you when she realizes she made a huge fucking mistake. It never hurts to tell her that you are saddened by the fact that she won't allow herself to be treated well, after all she's been through.

    Step 3: Wish her luck, back off, and wait for her to start contacting you. When she does, ask her why she would do that after what you told her. Be a little shitty about it, if needed - "I can't be your friend". Eventually, she'll crack and tell you she fucked up. If not, you weren't getting that anyway.

    This shit works, especially with the young ones. This is Man Wisdom. Guard it with your life.

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    spoiler that stuff, man.

    ya, i had something similar to this thought up....ideas were a little clustered, but thanks for giving direction. still kinda stings, though, with it being around the holidays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp View Post
    spoiler that stuff, man.

    ya, i had something similar to this thought up....ideas were a little clustered, but thanks for giving direction. still kinda stings, though, with it being around the holidays.


    The best part is, either you get what you want or you look like a really great guy without having to be her friend and listen to her problems. If you're like me, you don't need anymore friends.

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    Holy fuck. MUST remember this next time. Holy fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psusnoop View Post
    Bravo steelerfan, bravo

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    Motherfucker, I fucked up my back again (wish I could say it was during sex like a boss or some shit, but, sadly no). I'm going to do the stupid thing and try to get through it today at work. It's a dumb thing to do considering the amount of sick time I have saved up, but, it's not nearly as bad as it was last time (aka, I can actually walk this time). Just need to do shit and work the muscle spasms out and I'll be fine (wish I could find the muscle relaxers from the last time I fucked it up, but I think I actually took them all). Fuck today is going to suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morsdraconis View Post
    Motherfucker, I fucked up my back again (wish I could say it was during sex like a boss or some shit, but, sadly no). I'm going to do the stupid thing and try to get through it today at work. It's a dumb thing to do considering the amount of sick time I have saved up, but, it's not nearly as bad as it was last time (aka, I can actually walk this time). Just need to do shit and work the muscle spasms out and I'll be fine (wish I could find the muscle relaxers from the last time I fucked it up, but I think I actually took them all). Fuck today is going to suck.
    Sorry to hear that man. Hopefully the back feels better.

    As for my Anything Thread comment/statement...

    Ugh. The imbeciles have already taken to the roadways. Just coming home from work, following a van down the road, fucking idiot nearly wipes out trying to turn right onto another road, fishtailing around the corner, then coming to a complete stop, before sitting there wildly spinning the tires while trying to accelerate on the snowy roadway. For fuck's sake. It's only a damn covering of snow on the roadway, not even half an inch, and idiots are already fishtailing around turns and spinning the tires trying to accelerate. Why the fuck is it so hard for people in northern Ohio (that gets snow EVERY WINTER) to learn how to fucking drive on it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes View Post
    Sorry to hear that man. Hopefully the back feels better.
    Thanks man. It's better, but still hurts to walk for extended periods of time (I feel like a fuckin' old person or some shit). I'm pretty sure it's a pinched nerve in my left leg that's extending up to the lower spinal area. Same shit I had last time and it just took time to work it out.

    Quote Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes View Post
    As for my Anything Thread comment/statement...

    Ugh. The imbeciles have already taken to the roadways. Just coming home from work, following a van down the road, fucking idiot nearly wipes out trying to turn right onto another road, fishtailing around the corner, then coming to a complete stop, before sitting there wildly spinning the tires while trying to accelerate on the snowy roadway. For fuck's sake. It's only a damn covering of snow on the roadway, not even half an inch, and idiots are already fishtailing around turns and spinning the tires trying to accelerate. Why the fuck is it so hard for people in northern Ohio (that gets snow EVERY WINTER) to learn how to fucking drive on it?
    Shit, that's every winter here in WV. People here freak the fuck out when there's a little bit of water on the road and drive like complete idiots when there's snow on the ground. Every time I see a SUV flying past me on the road while there's a bit of snow on the road, I'm just waiting for the idiots to wreck because they think because they have 4-wheel drive, they're invincible.

    My car has traction control so it's a bit better than a normal front wheel drive vehicle, but I'm not an idiot and drive like a sane person (never over 45 or 50, slowing on turns to prevent loss of traction, break firmly and evenly instead of slamming on the breaks all of a sudden).

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    arrived in el paso yesterday #likeaboss


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    Quote Originally Posted by steelerfan View Post
    Excellent.

    Here is what has worked for me more than once over the years (including recently) in a nutshell.

    Step 1: Empathize with her bullshit. "I understand how you feel, blah, blah".

    Step 2: Tell her you can't be just her friend, after what's already happened. It would be too tough on you to be just a friend."We can be friendly, but not friends. I can't do it, I'm sorry." Tell her she can contact you when she realizes she made a huge fucking mistake. It never hurts to tell her that you are saddened by the fact that she won't allow herself to be treated well, after all she's been through.

    Step 3: Wish her luck, back off, and wait for her to start contacting you. When she does, ask her why she would do that after what you told her. Be a little shitty about it, if needed - "I can't be your friend". Eventually, she'll crack and tell you she fucked up. If not, you weren't getting that anyway.

    This shit works, especially with the young ones. This is Man Wisdom. Guard it with your life.

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    LMFAO!

    Gold. Pure gold..........


    ..........because that shit works

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    Quote Originally Posted by morsdraconis View Post
    wish I could say it was during sex like a boss or some shit, but, sadly no)
    This part was hilarious.

    Sucks your back is like that though.

    I did something to mine about 2 months ago and it just started feeling better 2 weeks ago.

    Went with my wife to the salon to get her hair cut and all that other stuff (hey you laugh...but they serve BEER or wine to you the entire time your there!!!!). Well we had our son and I'm sitting on this bar stool type chair trying to hold him...well after about 45 minutes of constant leaning over trying to hold 20 pounds still..my back got sore as shit. Man I could barely walk, bend or do anything up until 2 weeks ago. Doctor said it was just a strain or something and gave me some pain medicine but I didn't take them...don't care for taking pills much.

    Like I said that was damn near 2 months and some days ago. Felt tight all the time and hurt no matter which position I laid down or stood up.

    Back to them serving BEER though. Shit is awesome. Oh and they are the freaking tall beers too that you get at your sports bar. I had 3 of those and a glass of wine with my wife. I typically take off work and take her there when she wants to go lol
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