Quote Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes View Post
And notice how it's been almost an hour since the game ended, and fuckwhistle still has yet to show up.

Only one minute to show up and start spouting shit after the close AFC game, nothing but fucking crickets after the 34 point ass pounding in the NFC game.
Right. It's because his dumb ass theory is based solely on close games. Every game that's close is somehow unnatural yet with no explanation of what's a natural close game or how many games are supposed to be close naturally. Should Denver win, it'll be all about the script writing Peyton off into the sunset but there's no story with Carolina winning. They aren't "royalty" like the Cowboys, Giants, Steelers, etc. They didn't build a new stadium. They don't have a new owner. According to the theory, they have no reason to be in all this unless the NFL knew about the great blizzard of 2016 years ago when they apparently write the script (because everything is planned with nothing left to chance).