Tennessee had a large Samoan population.
Duh! 1!!1!1!!1!
Tennessee had a large Samoan population.
Duh! 1!!1!1!!1!
I swear, when you guys get rolling on Ram, y'all are hysterical!
Heard a number of interviews from Moon over the years and he is grateful for the CFL and how it opened the door for black players, much like the Expos did for baseball a decade before. For several years I would say moon was the most popular NFL player Canadians cheered for. Only he and Doug Flutie have had that type of popularity north of the 49th.
EUREKA!!!!! I've struck diabolical NFL super plot gold! (see what I did there? gold, golden, 50th Super Bowl, huh? huh?)
So, since we're combining the black populations of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, as well as the entire state of Pennsylvania, why stop there? Lets not forget Harrisburg, Pennsylvania and their 52.4% black population. Pittsburgh is close to Cleveland, so lets add Cleveland and their 53.3% black population. And Philadelphia is practically next door neighbors with New York and Maryland, so lets add New York City and their 27% black population. While we're at it, lets add Newark, New Jersey (52.4%) and Baltimore (65.1%).
Washington is right next to Baltimore, so we include their 50.7%. Since we're including New York City, lets add Buffalo (38.6%), and as we have 2/3rds of the northeast, we can't leave out New England, so include Boston and their 24.4%. Going the opposite direction, by including Baltimore and Washington, DC, that drags in Danville, Virginia (48.3%), Newport News, Virginia (40.7%), Suffolk, Virginia (42.7%) and Norfolk, Virginia (43.1%). That automatically leads to the inclusion of North Carolina and the cities of Charlotte (35.0%), Durham (41.0%), Fayetteville (41.9%), Greensboro (40.6%), Raleigh (29.3%) and Winston-Salem (34.7%).
That drags in South Carolina with Charleston (25.4%), Columbia (42.2%), Greenville (31.5%), North Charleston (47.2%) and Orangeburg (75.04%); Tennessee with Chattanooga (34.9%). Jackson (45.7%) and Memphis (63.3%); and Georgia with Atlanta (54.0%), Augusta (54.7%), Columbus (45.5%) and Savannah (55.4%). That now drags in Florida with their Fort Pierce (40.9%), Jacksonville (30.7%), Miami Gardens (76.3%), Orlando (28.1%), Tallahassee (35.0%) and Tampa (26.2%).
With having Georgia, Tennessee and Florida included, that now leads to the addition of Alabama with Birmingham (73.4%), Huntsville (31.2%), Montgomery (54.5%) and Mobile (50.6%), along with Mississippi and Jackson (79.4%). Now we're really cooking! Lets keep heading west and add in Louisiana with Baton Rouge (58.5%), New Orleans (60.2%) and Shreveport (54.7%). We've hit oil! (also known as black GOLD). Texas! We get to add Beaumont (47.3%), Killeen (34.1%), Houston (23.7%) and Dallas (25.7%).
We can now bring in Oklahoma City (15.1%) and Little Rock, Arkansas (42.3%) and use that to jump to Kansas City, Kansas (26.8%) and Kansas City, Missouri (29.9%), which also leads to the addition of St. Louis (49.2%). Stopping there for a moment, lets had back to where we all started.
If Philadelphia and Pittsburgh can be combined since they are in the same state, that means we have to do the same with Cleveland and include Cincinnati (45.0%), Columbus (28.0%), Dayton (42.9%) and Toledo (27.2%). If we're including both Ohio teams, may as well add on Detroit (82.7%), Flint, Michigan (59.5%), Saginaw, Michigan (44.9%), South Bend, Indiana (26.6%) and Indianapolis (27.2%). That by default will drag in Chicago (32.9%).
If we're including Chicago, lets head north and pick up Milwaukee, Wisconsin (40.0%), Green Bay, Wisconsin (3.5%) and Minneapolis, Minnesota (18.6%). With the addition of Kansas City earlier, that now allows us to pick up Denver (11.1%) and since Colorado shares a corner with Arizona, add Phoenix (6.5%), Glendale (4.70%), Scottsdale (1.67%) and Tuscon (5.0%). Nevada shares a border with Arizona so include Las Vegas (11.1%). That opens the gateway to the GOLD rush state, California (also host of Super Bowl 50!).
That allows us to add Los Angeles (9.6%), Compton (32.9%), Hawthorne (27.7%), Inglewood (43.9%), Oakland (28.0%), Richmond (26.6%), Sacramento (14.6%), San Bernardino (15.0%), San Diego (6.7%) and San Francisco (6.1%). Bring in Portland, Oregon (6.3%) and that opens up Seattle (7.9%) and Tacoma (11.2%)!
Since we already included the entire west coast, we'll also go ahead and throw a bone to Honolulu (1.5%) and Anchorage (5.6%). That drags in the entire country of Canada (2.9%). And since the NFL is trying to spread interest in the sport to England, lets go ahead and include their 3.01%.
Looking at that, we have included NFL teams Pittsburgh Steelers, Philadelphia Eagles, Baltimore Ravens, Washington Redskins, New York Jets, New York Giants, Buffalo Bills, New England Patriots, Carolina Panthers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Miami Dolphins, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Atlanta Falcons, Tennessee Titans, Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Bengals, Detroit Lions, Indianapolis Colts, Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, St. Louis Rams, Kansas City Chiefs, New Orleans Saints, Houston Texans, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Arizona Cardinals, San Diego Chargers, Oakland Raiders, San Francisco 49ers and the Seattle Seahawks! We did it! We've got a clean sweep!
And if we go and add up ALLLLL those numbers, we have a grand total of 3,167.92% of the black population that is about to rush out and buy a Michael Vick Pittsburgh Steelers jersey! Vick is gonna become the #1 selling sports jersey of all time in the history of the world in just the next 6 seconds!!!!!!!
So, now that Vick is in Pitt, they're the Super Bowl favorites right? Pittsburgh's colors are black (representing a people who need a bone thrown at them/us because #BlackLivesMatter) and gold (west coast gold rush/San Fran). Pittsburgh lost Super Bowl XXX (this year is the 20th anniversary of that game) to Dallas where former San Fran QB Joe Montana was at the coin toss.
Last edited by souljahbill; 08-25-2015 at 11:20 PM.
You are all over-thinking this. The SB will be Pittsburgh vs. Arizona. Come on people think! It was in the Madden 16 intro!!!
You guys are just deflecting like scared little children. I've given plenty of valid stats and percentages.
The league realizes that you are so dumb as long as you think Moon had a good career that black qbs in general are ok. You refuse to look at and are afraid of the larger picture.
Let's see if this year you are intelligent enough to actually watch replays and defenders letting offensive players make plays without actually doing anything to stop them.
You insult me like 8th graders on playground because of a viewpoint you don't understand. That's an incredible lack of maturity for men your age.
Just because you worship televised sports. How many fantastic endings need to keep happening before you wise up? How many player interviews of them saying the same scripted crap over and over.How many bad referee calls that you know are wrong no matter who says what.
It's all just a repetitive coincidence, right?
Can we please, at least, keep ram's conspiracy shit in the right thread? This is not it.
.Originally Posted by RAMALAMADINGDONG
Last edited by bdoughty; 08-26-2015 at 05:07 AM.
double post or as JB calls it, padding the stats...
Last edited by bdoughty; 08-26-2015 at 05:07 AM.
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