The How Many Times Can Ram Be Wrong Thread

[ram29jackson]

fascinating..

another unlikely fantastic finish is thrown in your face and all you do is go 'duuuhhh, of course it happened'

nothing in your life compares to all these fantastic finishes you see on tv and/but you never question anything.

and the sad truth is they'll have the Pat's win this game even though its incredibly unrealistic to get to 6 SBs with the same player.

the nfl isn't trying to hide or be that creative anymore because the typical fan is so dumb it doesn't matter.

they of course have painted a picture of the Pat's dominating and Seattle barely getting by with the luckiest ending...sad truth is that's 2 conference championships for Seattle that ended in the most absurd way LOL

only this time they subdued Sherman with an injury instead of his ranting.
I wonder if they totally brush Lynch under the rug or what creative fake journalistic excuse they'll make for the pretend thug rapper who cant handle the camera.
you know why he avoids it ? because he knows its a lie and he isn't even good at the same clichés they've been spewing for 30 years when doing things that don't even qualify as interviews anymore.

after every single game....

duuuhhh

we believed in the process-we believed in ourselves-he always makes the big play- they're my brothers-everyone counted us out-I/he always gives 110%- he's a mean guy on the field but a nice guy off it-he leaves it all on the field-if you control the run game you control the game...(unless youre the Pat's and win a game going 14 yards for 14 carries and still beat the Ravens in a playoff.....pure bull)

the ever popular-got to step up and make plays-he always steps up and makes plays.We believe in ourselves and we believe in each other.....

we stood up when we needed to.We played hard today. In big time games we come through.Adversity builds character.

Pete Carroll -today was about a bunch of guys joining together.....that took tremendous faith by everybody.=just dumb non sequitur meaningless comments.

nothing is ever said that involves what actually happens. They are barely hearing the question LOL they just spew what ever cliché they remember memorizing

Wake up.

Rodgers-its going to be a missed opportunity we'll probably think about the rest of my career. ....trust me,he picked up his check today and doesn't care. He's propbably thinking about laundry or a dental appointment.

[ram29jackson]

It was a 2-pt conversion not a touchdown, genius.

That aside, you are really, really stupid. Really stupid. When you start trying to save face with your new theories after the other 500 have failed, you sound like this:

http://youtu.be/eN951UZlkw0

#TheScriptIsDead

2 pnt or 6 pnt play doesn't matter. What matters is how fake it was. I forgive your foolish insults. You will wise up and learn reality one day.


not a single thing has failed on my part. do you possess any logic what so ever ? Getting a game pick wrong has absolutely nothing to do with whether they are staged. If I know so little,why do you suck at bowl picks ?

[ram29jackson]

LOL

http://www.sportspickle.com/2015/01/...visional-round

[steelerfan]

2 pnt or 6 pnt play doesn't matter. What matters is how fake it was. I forgive your foolish insults. You will wise up and learn reality one day.


not a single thing has failed on my part. do you possess any logic what so ever ? Getting a game pick wrong has absolutely nothing to do with whether they are staged. If I know so little,why do you suck at bowl picks ?

When did I pick bowls, jackass?

Some of us have jobs and lives. Some of us have shit to do besides sit in front of Mommy's computer all day trolling every forum on the Web and signing up for every limp dick contest out there.

Loser.

Oh, by the way, I don't need Jesus' forgiveness and yours means alot less. I don't forgive you for being a fucking moron.

#TheScriptIsDead

[steelerfan]

fascinating..

another unlikely fantastic finish is thrown in your face and all you do is go 'duuuhhh, of course it happened'

nothing in your life compares to all these fantastic finishes you see on tv and/but you never question anything.

and the sad truth is they'll have the Pat's win this game even though its incredibly unrealistic to get to 6 SBs with the same player.

the nfl isn't trying to hide or be that creative anymore because the typical fan is so dumb it doesn't matter.

they of course have painted a picture of the Pat's dominating and Seattle barely getting by with the luckiest ending...sad truth is that's 2 conference championships for Seattle that ended in the most absurd way LOL

only this time they subdued Sherman with an injury instead of his ranting.
I wonder if they totally brush Lynch under the rug or what creative fake journalistic excuse they'll make for the pretend thug rapper who cant handle the camera.
you know why he avoids it ? because he knows its a lie and he isn't even good at the same clichés they've been spewing for 30 years when doing things that don't even qualify as interviews anymore.

after every single game....

duuuhhh

we believed in the process-we believed in ourselves-he always makes the big play- they're my brothers-everyone counted us out-I/he always gives 110%- he's a mean guy on the field but a nice guy off it-he leaves it all on the field-if you control the run game you control the game...(unless youre the Pat's and win a game going 14 yards for 14 carries and still beat the Ravens in a playoff.....pure bull)

the ever popular-got to step up and make plays-he always steps up and makes plays.We believe in ourselves and we believe in each other.....

we stood up when we needed to.We played hard today. In big time games we come through.Adversity builds character.

Pete Carroll -today was about a bunch of guys joining together.....that took tremendous faith by everybody.=just dumb non sequitur meaningless comments.

nothing is ever said that involves what actually happens. They are barely hearing the question LOL they just spew what ever cliché they remember memorizing

Wake up.

Rodgers-its going to be a missed opportunity we'll probably think about the rest of my career. ....trust me,he picked up his check today and doesn't care. He's propbably thinking about laundry or a dental appointment.

http://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

#TheScriptIsDead

[ram29jackson]

http://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

#TheScriptIsDead

another pointless response because your cognitive dissonance cant handle reality. You are acting just like the athletes. You have no clue what to say or how to process the information so you just go to a humorous video LOL

[steelerfan]

another pointless response because your cognitive dissonance cant handle reality. You are acting just like the athletes. You have no clue what to say or how to process the information so you just go to a humorous video LOL

According to your dumbass, these athletes or "jocks" as you call them (as though it's still 1987) are the greatest actors in the history of the world.

Which is it? Are they great actors that pull off the biggest play ever or are do they not have a clue? You can't have it both ways, Mama's Boy.

#TheScriptIsDead

[ram29jackson]

a guy cant hit the side of a barn for an entire game..gets lucky on 3 lobs at the end and the stupid sports fan public has to have 'is he elite/clutch' stupid ass forum discussions...




they create these narratives in their head because they see a ball fly across their screen and waste time talking about stuff that basically isn't even really there

[steelerfan]

a guy cant hit the side of a barn for an entire game..gets lucky on 3 lobs at the end and the stupid sports fan public has to have 'is he elite/clutch' stupid ass forum discussions...




they create these narratives in their head because they see a ball fly across their screen and waste time talking about stuff that basically isn't even really there

Hmm. I thought you said you knew alot about American Football.

In the game I watched, Wilson was fairly accurate all game. The problem was that no one was open and he was forcing the ball. Is that what "can't hit the side of a barn" (and YOU have the nerve to call out others on dumb clichés, motherfucker) means?

Dumbass.

#TheScriptIsDead

[SmoothPancakes]

Should we change this thread title to "how many times can one person fail in a thread" ?

I vote yes!



#TheScriptIsDead

[ram29jackson]

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/557316589276508160

that's right,anything can happen....but the same thing keeps happening

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, so much for all that "parity".

#TheScriptIsDead

[steelerfan]

I vote yes!



#TheScriptIsDead

Agreed.

After that, ban ram.

#TheScriptIsDead

[SmoothPancakes]

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/554745370442739713

the super bowl is the 1st day of the second month ...Feb 1st.


another 'perfect'' outcome......

LOL another coincidental 12)))))

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/555167500774567936

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFC_Championship_Game






but you just drink your beer and think its all just happenstance, Don't you, you silly little sports fan.

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/557316589276508160

that's right,anything can happen....but the same thing keeps happening

Ram, I apologize, you are absolutely right! I have seen the light!

Just look at college football. Cardale Jones, #12! Oregon led by Marcus Mariota, wearing #8, lost to #4 Ohio State. 8+4? 12!

My god, I never realized. The entire world is scripted! The entire world is being run by the number 12!

The human body has 12 cranial nerves.

The duodenum, the first part of the small intestine, is 12 inches long.

There are 12 Jacobian elliptic functions.

There are 12 cubic distance-transitive graphs.

There are 12 Latin squares of sixe 3x3.

12 is the smallest weight for which a cusp form exists.

A Force 12 on the Beaufort wind force scale is the maximum wind speed of a hurricane.

Both the Western and Chinese Zodiac hav 12 signs.

There are 12 "Jyotirlingas" in Hindu Shaivism.

The 12 Olympians were the principal gods of the pantheon.

Heracles enacted out 12 labours.

The chief Norse god Odin had 12 sons.

King Arthur is said to have subdued 12 rebel princes.

King Arthur is also said to have won 12 great battles against Saxon invaders.

There were 12 knights of the round table.

The biblical Jacob had 12 sons.

There were the 12 tribes of Israel.

There were 12 apostles of Jesus.

There are 12 days of Christmas.

Eastern Othordoxy observes 12 Great Feasts.

In Twelver Shi'a Islam, there are 12 Imams.

In Hinduism, the sun god Surya has 12 names.

Also in Hinduism, there are 12 Petals in Anahata.

There are 12 months in the year.

The Chinese use a 12-year cycle for time-reckoning called the Earthly Branches.

There are 24 hours in day (24 divisible by 12) with 12 hours for a half day.

The hours are numbered 1 to 12 for both the AM half and the PM half.

The basic units of time (60 seconds, 60 minutes and 24 hours) all perfectly divided by 12.

In the NFL, 12 teams make the playoffs.

In Canadian football, there are 12 players on the field.

In ten pin bowling, to roll a perfect game you need 12 strikes.

In curling, the House (the circular scoring area) is 12 feet in diameter.

In cricket, while only having 11 players on the field, a "12th man" may be selected to replace an "injured" player for the purpose of fielding.

In the first two editions of the FIFA Women's World Cup in 1991 and 1995, there were 12 teams in the field.

Utah Jazz Hall of Famer John Stockton wore number 12.

Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw wore number 12.

Dallas Cowboys Hall of Famer Roger Staubach wore number 12.

New York Jets Hall of Famer Joe Namath wore number 12.

Buffalo Bills Hall of Famer Jim Kelly wore number 12.

Miami Dolphins Hall of Famer Bob Griese wore number 12.

Denver Broncos Hall of Famer John Elway wore number 7 and went to 5 Super Bowls. 7+5 = 12.

Toronto Blue Jays Hall of Famer Roberto Alomar wore number 12.

Tampa Bay Rays Hall of Famer Wade Boggs wore number 12.

The number of function keys on most PC keyboards go from F1 to F12.

In the TV show Battlestar Galactica, the characters come from the 12 colonies of Kobol.

Those characters also worship the 12 lords of Kobol.

In music, there are 12 pitch classes in an octave (not counting the duplicated pitch.

The 12-inch single is a vinyl record format.

One of the most famous and well known songs contains the number in the title, the 1812 Overture.

There are 12 basic hues in the color wheel (3 primary, 3 secondary and 9 tertiary).

There are 12 ounces in a troy pound (used for precious metals).

In the former British currency system, there were 12 pence in a shilling.

In English, 12 is the number of greatest magnitude that has just one syllable.

There are normally 12 pairs of ribs in the human body.

The 12 Tables was the ancient legislation underlying Roman law.

In the US, there are 12 people appointed to sit on a jury.

12 people have walked on the moon.

The US is divided into 12 Federal Reserve districts.

American paper currency has serial numbers beginning with one of 12 different letters (A through L).

In UFO conspiracy theory, the committee allegedly set up by President Harry S. Truman to investigate the Roswell UFO incident and cover up future extraterrestrial contact was named "Majestic 12".

12 is the number of the French department Aveyron.

There are 12 inches in a foot.

There are 12 face cards in a card deck.

Alcoholics Anonymous has 12 steps, 12 traditions and 12 concepts for world service.

In Mario Kart Qii and Mario Kart 8, the starting grid can carry 12 characters.

The entire world has been scripted around the number 12! Including the NFL! And Ram has unraveled it all!

[souljahbill]

Ram's IQ is also 12.

[ram29jackson]

Ram's IQ is also 12.

LOL you cant even be creative anymore and are losing the battle.

Ram's IQ is far superior and obviously so are my deductive reasoning skills.
you sat there drooling while they showed the most comical comeback possible thinking everything just happened without premeditation. Its not my IQ that's low.

the only answers you have are some stupid explanations about some phantom momentum or the ever popular ((( anything can happen))) LOL

how can you think you are smart when you question nothing and accept everything ?

watch Bostick again. He is lazily holding his hands out like rubber spatula's filled with novocaine. He isn't even trying to flex his fingers to get the ball.

[souljahbill]

LOL you cant even be creative anymore and are losing the battle.

Ram's IQ is far superior and obviously so are my deductive reasoning skills.
you sat there drooling while they showed the most comical comeback possible thinking everything just happened without premeditation. Its not my IQ that's low.

the only answers you have are some stupid explanations about some phantom momentum or the ever popular ((( anything can happen))) LOL

how can you think you are smart when you question nothing and accept everything ?

watch Bostick again. He is lazily holding his hands out like rubber spatula's filled with novocaine. He isn't even trying to flex his fingers to get the ball.

Boy, stop. I'll take an IQ test against you anytime you want.

[steelerfan]

Boy, stop. I'll take an IQ test against you anytime you want.

The Sharp $ is on Bill. Bill opens as a heavy favorite:

Spread:
souljahbill -22 -110
ram29jackson +22 -110

Total:
Over 210 -110
Under 210 -125

Moneyline:
souljahbill -460
ram29jackson +360

[ram29jackson]

ESPN - NFL: Patriots had 11 of their 12 allotted footballs under-inflated by NFL regulations, sources told Chris Mortensen.

its a fake story to begin with. You guys believe every stupid thing that comes your way. Its made up for nothing but you to waste time on it.

theres the number 12 again LOL

[SmoothPancakes]

Yes, I already uncovered that the entire world is fixed and revolves around the number 12. Go find your own conspiracy theory and stop trying to hijack mine.

#TheScriptIsDead