Alright, so lets play a game. What will Ram's excuse be this week?!
If Seattle wins: The drooling masses get to keep chanting defense wins championships, a small market team goes back to the Super Bowl = parity!!11!, Rodgers faked his calf injury all week to explain his poor performance, Seattle will still fade to obscurity for the next 30 years but was just a year early.
If Green Bay wins, it's because the NFL wants to drive up those ratings against the Patriots, plus being a small market team the drooling masses can still shout parity.
If New England wins, it's because the NFL wants to drive up those ratings against the Packers, the NFL wants to keep the drooling masses excited with "DYNASTY!" chatter about the Patriots, big market team equals big market ratings and big market drooling masses happy. Also because the sudden rape charges filed against Colts
backup linebacker Josh McNary will distract the Colts all week.
If Indianapolis wins, it's because the NFL wants to keep the drooling masses entertained as the grasshopper (Luck) overtakes the master (Manning) and sends the Colts to a Super Bowl and the hearts of Colts fans. It'll also be because of "PARITY!!!11!!!!" and keeping the drooling masses entertained with the underdog Colts knocking off the Broncos and Patriots on their way to a Super Bowl. And naturally it'll be to calm the masses in Ferguson, Missouri.
Anything else anyone would like to add?

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