Quote Originally Posted by Rudy View Post
I got spanked with wooden spoons.
I used to get my fair share of that. I put a stop to that when I was in the 4th or 5th grade. My mom was only 5'0" so I was taller than her by 4th grade. One day it occurred to me, as I was being chased around the kitchen table, "fuck this, I'm bigger than you" and I took the spoon away.

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