her face wasnt anything special, and she had zero ass. none whatsoever....and since i'm kind of an ass guy, she wasnt worth my time.
after she asked that question, i just kind of looked at her for a second, thinking "did you really ask that?"
but i ended up saying this, "i'm getting ready to go on a dragon hunt with a bunch of people. we're flying to bulgaria in a couple of weeks and staying there for 6 months. you know that syfy tv show: fact or fiction. yeah, i'm gonna be a part of that show for a while." i totally made this story up btw...lol
but the sad part is....is that she believed me.





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