The Anything Thread

[Violator]

Does anyone participate in Movember? I have done it for the last few years since prostate cancer runs in my family and this year found out he had the early stages of it. Thankfully it was caught early enough and has been through treatment. But the last few years I have done a few, I did the Rollie fingers stache 3 years ago, the paul teutel fu manchu, and last year the brett keisel full grizzly adams beard. So i am looking for ideas for this years. I was thinking some big mutton chops but not sure. So throw them out there!

[JBHuskers]

I know Steelerfan will appreciate this....

[JBHuskers]

[JBHuskers]

Moviegoer sues: Not enough driving in 'Drive'

Um, really?

[JBHuskers]

Remember Google Buzz? Yeah, neither do I.

[steelerfan]

Jason.

Bacon dying.

[ram29jackson]

ultimately,..thats not funny

[ram29jackson]

in honor of this being page 111

[SmoothPancakes]

I'm going to snap. I'm going to snap. I'm going to fucking snap.

After spending an hour and a half dealing with shit constantly not working at fucking all last night at work while trying to put a high school football game on the air, while at the same time trying to put a 2 hour remote on the air on a different station, now I get into work this morning to do my morning show, and what the fuck do you know? Shit ain't fucking working.

If I didn't need the money, and the job market in this town wasn't shit, I would just quit right now rather than deal with this fucking shit and aggravation week in and week out.

[Deuce]

Just had my first beer as I prepare to get rowdy at the Rangers game.

Look for me on tv...I'll be the one running and screaming "let's go streaking".


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[DariusLock]

Just had my first beer as I prepare to get rowdy at the Rangers game.

Look for me on tv...I'll be the one running and screaming "let's go streaking".


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And the one naked getting tazed? lol.

[Deuce]

And the one naked getting tazed? lol.

Ha ha ...I'm in to the kinky shit.


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[JBHuskers]

National Geographic has caught a rare shot of a cougar sleeping in a tree.

Spoiler: show

[morsdraconis]

I'd like to be that tree.

[baseballplyrmvp]

i got a summons for jury duty today.....

anyone think that i'd get out of it if i wrote this on there: "find someone else to do this crap. its a waste of my time. i dont care if (s)he's guilty or not, (s)he should be locked up regardless. now, please, stop sending me this stupid shit."

[psuexv]

So I know a number of you on here are iPhone haters but Siri is freaking cool and completely mind blowing. Couple of answers that cracked me up.

Can you talk dirty to me? - I'm not that type of assistant
I need to hide a body? - Are you looking for Swamp, Mines, Woods,
What is the best phone? - You've got to be kidding me right

[SmoothPancakes]

You just can't make this shit up.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unu...8pCSV.facebook

Man Allegedly Beat Woman with Frozen Armadillo

DALLAS - A man used a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year old Pleasant Grove woman, Dallas police said.

The incident happened on Sept. 29 in an apartment complex parking lot.

According to investigators, the altercation occurred when the suspect was selling the carcass to the victim, who planned to eat the animal.

The pair apparently began arguing over the price of the item when the man twice threw the armadillo at the woman.

The animal first struck the woman in the leg and then in her chest.

She was reportedly bruised by the attack.

Detectives have been unable to find the man, who could face assault charges.

[ram29jackson]

well,..tis October and that means every stupid horror flick is perged on tv.....every Saw movie back to back and one of the dumb Chainsaw movies...so basically,... unless electric tools are involved, its not a good horror flick ?

[SmoothPancakes]

Anybody want a free pet?

Exotic Animals Escape Muskingum County Animal Farm

UPDATE FROM MUSKINGUM CO SHERIFF MATT LUTZ:

Terry Thompson, the owner of the land and animals, is dead on the scene outside the home. Will not elaborate. Mr Thompson was recently released from prison for an unknown crime.

The animals cages were found to be unsecured. A former employee of the farm is on scene assisting deputies.

Animals kept at the facility include Lions, Tigers, Bears, Wolves, Giraffes, and Camels. Unknown how many animals are still out, but there are still thought to be several dangerous animals on the loose, creating a public safety threat. People are advised to stay inside.

At this point Bears and Wolves have been fatally shot. Bears and Wolves have also been spotted from Interstate 70. Deputies are currently patrolling the area in pickup trucks, armed with shotguns. They are holding a 5 to 7 mile radius perimiter.

Columbus Zoo and The Wilds are on scene to assist with the animals. A helicopter with infared equipment is currently en route to the scene.

Zanesville Mayor: Owner of exotic animals set them loose

ZANESVILLE, OH (AP) - Police say the owner of an Ohio exotic-animal farm where dozens of animals escaped has been found dead.

According to the CNN website, Zanesville Mayor Howard Zwelling said the information he received is that the owner, Terry Thompson, set the animals loose and then shot himself.

WBNS-TV in Columbus reports the body of Thompson was found Tuesday outside his home on the farm property. Police say the fences had been left unsecured at the Muskingum County Animal Farm in Zanesville.

More than 30 animals have been found and shot. As of 10 a.m., they are still looking for tigers and wolves.

Staffers from the Columbus Zoo are on the scene hoping to tranquilize and capture the animals. Wildlife expert Jack Hanna is also on site. he works for the Columbus Zoo.

Sheriff Matt Lutz says people should stay indoors and he might ask for local schools to close Wednesday.

http://www.wtol.com/story/15726013/d...-zanesville-oh

[ram29jackson]

it probably involves a woman or lack of money and no hope..and he went nuts