The How Many Times Can Ram Be Wrong Thread

[ram29jackson]

I can't wait to hear his excuse at the end of December when the Giants fail to make the playoffs. I'm sure he'll give some BS excuse pulled out of his ass and then claim he's still right and that the Giants NOT making the playoffs actually PROVES the NFL is fixed and he's right.

the Giants winning or losing doesn't but everything else I've presented already covers that. You deductive reasoning and reading comprehension skills will have to improve for any of that to matter though.

[souljahbill]

Ram, I assume you don't believe in the Butterfly Effect or Chaos Theory?

[ram29jackson]

Ah, you're right (for once). The 49'ers won't bust the Giants ass next week. It'll be the Seahawks.

again,..the Giants can lose 2 or 3 games the rest of the way and still make the playoffs.

[SmoothPancakes]

you are proving how intellectually challenged you truly are. I explained myself in full above. You prove my point with this immature response. Where did I not admit about being wrong about this one game?

pay attention student,listen closely. This one game does not cancel out the total season prediction I have made, nor does it prove games aren't staged if I get this or anything wrong. These are logical remarks you obviously need to study and review if you are going to keep up with the class.

I hope they work out this way because it might make you ponder something a little more in depth. Either way,if you are open minded and smart enough, I have at least made your mind decide to rethink things when stuff in sports doesn't go the way you think it should have in various future situations.

all that said,..the NFL tells you anything can happen on any given sunday ( which is an intellectually false statement anyway) so you believe every extreme situation and game ending they give you..and yet, somehow, my "anything can happen" situation I'm presenting is ridiculous and couldn't happen...you know,like the Seahawks making it with a 7-9 record or 2 brothers coaching against each other in a super bowl or the Pats and Cardinals missing playoffs with 11-5 and 10-6 records...you know, all that other unbelievable stuff that keeps happening.

carry on kids, enjoy the NFL show over the next 2 moths. This is going to get good...and sloppy

Why did I know for a fact you would call my response immature?

I knew so well for a fact that you would call any response I made immature that I went out of my way to make my post 100% serious with factual statements. So I beg you, please, show me what parts of my statement were immature.

Bill, G, Eric, JB, SF, would any of you guys like to offer opinions on my supposedly immature statement?

[ram29jackson]

Ram, I assume you don't believe in the Butterfly Effect or Chaos Theory?

you don't believe its premeditated so you will use this as an excuse when it does happen. Even though I told you it would before you had any clue of the possibility.

so..in real life the butterfly effect seldom happens but in NFL world you need to believe it happens all the time.
everyone repeat your NFL mantra (((((((any given Sunday)))))))) ((((((any given Sunday))))))) (((( we believe oh great sports spirit)))))))))) (((((((((any given Sunday))))))))

[souljahbill]

Why did I know for a fact you would call my response immature?

I knew so well for a fact that you would call any response I made immature that I went out of my way to make my post 100% serious with factual statements. So I beg you, please, show me what parts of my statement were immature.

Bill, G, Eric, JB, SF, would any of you guys like to offer opinions on my supposedly immature statement?

Go to class, son. :p

[souljahbill]

you don't believe its premeditated so you will use this as an excuse when it does happen. Even though I told you it would before you had any clue of the possibility.

so..in real life the butterfly effect seldom happens but in NFL world you need to believe it happens all the time.
everyone repeat your NFL mantra (((((((any given Sunday)))))))) ((((((any given Sunday))))))) (((( we believe oh great sports spirit)))))))))) (((((((((any given Sunday))))))))

The universe works on random events. The fact that I'm even responding to you is proof of this.

1) I watch some college football game as a kid and see that an injured player's major is sports medicine. I decide that Sports Med is what I want to study too.

2) No school in LA has a sports med program when it's time for me to pick a college so I decide to go to Southern Miss.

3) I meet my future roommate Theo freshman year and we become best friends.

4) We become roommates sophomore year and he has a Playstation and gets a copy of NCAA Football.

5) I become such a fan of the game (because I'm in college) that I go on the Internet (which is becoming a big deal) and find Utopia.

6) After years of being a lurker and sometimes poster, I follow the powers that be to this site.

7) Now I'm here talking to you.

The universe didn't stage this. Random shit happened and this is where we are today. And you know what happens in competition?

ANYTHING

I've played basketball games with people (real basketball, not video games) where I I've either kicked their ass, won close, lost close, or got my ass kicked. Same people, different results. Shit happens.

[JBHuskers]

Someone needs to tally everything Ram says I feel like he's talking in circles when he's clearly being proved wrong.
Giants will not make the playoffs. OL can't block for the run game, and a rookie is the most consistent WR now. And that's just the offensive side. Giants need a LOT of help to get in. In the end, only Philly will make it in the East if Dallas collapses. Two wild cards coming from the North and West.

Using Tapatalk on my Samsung Galaxy S5 for shats & gaggles.

[SmoothPancakes]

Someone needs to tally everything Ram says I feel like he's talking in circles when he's clearly being proved wrong.
Giants will not make the playoffs. OL can't block for the run game, and a rookie is the most consistent WR now. And that's just the offensive side. Giants need a LOT of help to get in. In the end, only Philly will make it in the East if Dallas collapses. Two wild cards coming from the North and West.

Using Tapatalk on my Samsung Galaxy S5 for shats & gaggles.

I demand lifetime subscriber status and my own personal award and trophy to show on my profile next to my posts for reading back through ALL of that.

dude, you don't have to sweat anything this year. Denver is going all the way no matter what happens in any of their games or anyone elses.

Denver going to/winning the Super Bowl

try to help the drooling masses and their ignorance gets in their own way. Enjoy Denvers magical season Smooth. It wont be anything difficult to sweat

Denver going to/winning the Super Bowl x2

but alas , you as a Denver fan wont have to think as the magical unicorns and rainbows appear and grow while Denver just rolls over everyone to the final !

Denver going to/winning the Super Bowl x3

ACLs are easy to fake. No broken bone proof needed

ACL injuries are faked

that wont be necessary. Earlier this week a Cardinal defensive lineman went down and the media said he was "a very important player on the team and will be missed."
Bradford goes down. between now and week 8 something will happen to the Seahawks that gives SF a nice open door in the division and probably eliminates a wild card from that division. The Madden curse is always a nice excuse to start with.

Cardinals season will implode/won't make the playoffs

Seahawks season will implode/won't make the playoffs

San Francisco will win the NFC West

NFC West probably won't get a wild card team.

For a guy that thinks he knows betting and odds you aren't very bright. I was wrong about the KC game but I did pick NY and SF to win while most went the other way because they think they had logical football reasons why. I also picked the Cowboys to win their game. Never pick against the cowboys in a primetime game LOL.
the saints are going back to their same losing ways for another 40 years.

Never pick against the Cowboys in a primetime game.

The Saints will become losers for the next 40 years.

I told you the Cards weren't making the post season and they have 6 or 7 players dropping like flies now.

Cardinals aren't making the playoffs x2

I said the Arizona Cardinals would tank before the season started and behold= 6 or 7 guys are injured before they host a super bowl.

before the year started I said NY would have a great year and that is happening.

Cardinals aren't making the playoffs x3

NY Giants will have a great year

since when are playoffs after 6 games ? I said the Cards would sink and they will sink,even if its a pleasant 8-8 sink. So will Seattle.
Preseason injuries ? they are up to 6 or 7 now but of course I was aware when the ball started rolling down hill.

Last I checked, that's still in the process of happening.

Cardinals won't make the playoffs x4

Seahawks won't make the playoffs x2

Archie Manning is on the selection committee and the ncaa has a week 6 where all the top schools fall yet both Mississippi schools, Ol' Miss and Mississippi State are undefeated and ranked 1 and 3. These schools haven't been that relevant since the 60s or there abouts but now all the sudden they are relevant at the same time ?

but of course you think its all a fantastic coincidence.......?

the Kickoff classic game this year at the beginning of the college season had Ole Miss in it.....oh, what a surprise they are this year,huh ?

Archie Manning is manipulating the College Football Playoffs like Dick Chaney did with his arm up Bush's ass like a puppet for 8 years

https://www.google.com/#q=percy+harvin&tbs=qdr:h

LOLOLOLOLOL

another nail in the Seattle slide I predicted before the season began. What a dang coincidence huh ?

Seahawks won't make the playoffs x3

the media will use it and the general public will buy it. That's just the tip of the iceberg,plenty more will happen. You laugh and yet it came from no where. I told you stuff would lead to Seattle losing and you gotta start somewhere.

Marshawn Lynch went to Cal for crying out loud. Freaking CAL ? He had no business being there.

Percy Harvin, player that essentially had NO role in the Seattle offense, being traded away means Seattle won't make the playoffs x4

Black guys from the hood can't get into Cal on their own merits.

no, they won to help Seattle slide which already stated would happen long before this. I just figured they would wait till after this game. I did pick Seattle to win but I did pick the Rams to cover.
You people cant think for yourselves and buy any outcome no matter what happens.

Seahawks won't make the playoffs x5

Miss. State is a lock now. Win it for Archie!

All those years of manipulating by Archie are for nothing.

the Russell Wilson story is completely fake. Its just a made up story to make think you have a reason as to why Seattle is starting to slide down.

Smooth- the Chargers could beat Denver twice this season and it wont matter. Denver is winning the division no matter what.

Seahawks won't make the playoffs x6

Broncos will win the AFC West "no matter what"

I didn't just say seattle wouldn't repeat, I said they were done-period. they wont repeat,they wont rebuild. They are a side note for another 30 years.

Seahawks won't repeat as Super Bowl champions

Seahawks will become losers for the next 30 years.

Giants are being set up for a move forward

Giants will have a great year x2

I'm the only one in all my pools that picked Washington to both cover and win because I saw it coming.
I know the Cardinals will start falling but I thought it would be sooner against eagles. The Eagles and Dallas lost. This was all to give the Giants the open door to move up as they beat the Colts. Dallas will beat the Cardinals.

Denver could lose to the Pats and it wouldnt matter as the Broncos could win all their remaining games. But, I think its Mannings turn this year to squash all the made up inferior clichés that the stupid sports fan believes.
Watch out for Buffalo because the NFL likes to reward new owners.

Picked against Cowboys in primetime after saying to never pick against the Cowboys in primetime.

Knows the Cardinals will start failing/not make the playoffs x5

The Giants will move up/have a great year x3

The Giants will beat the Colts

The Cowboys will beat the Cardinals

Broncos losing to the Patriots won't matter

Bills will make the playoffs because the NFL likes to reward new owners (never mind the fact that Cleveland and Jacksonville STILL suck)

Don't worry about today. Whats going to happen to the NFC west is it will become a tie breaker/parity fantastic dream.

The Cards have only played one division game to this point. Its going to get really weird. LOL

enjoy the dramatic show.

as far as the Broncos. They just gave the fans of Seattle and New England some home field joy but the Broncos will continue to roll along with the typical "they learned from that game" theyre really motivated now" they needed that loss to wake up " bla bla bla cliché media bull etc.

my mid season playoff predictions,in no particular order
Eagles
SF 49ers
Giants
Saints
Packers
Lions

Denver
Indi
Patriots
Baltimore
Buffalo
Cleveland

Buffalo could be replaced by Miami

The NFC West will NOW become a tie breaker/parity fantastic dream (apparently the 49ers will no longer run away with it)

The Cardinals will start sucking/miss the playoffs (because they have played only one division game so far) x6

Broncos lost to Seattle and Patriots to give their fans "home field joy" but will roll along the rest of the season

Eagles, 49ers, Giants, Saints, Packers and Lions will make the playoffs in the NFC

Broncos, Colts, Patriots, Ravens, Bills and Browns will make the playoffs in the AFC

Dolphins might make the playoffs instead of the Bills (I guess that will mean the Bills new owners weren't good enough owners or worthy enough to be awarded with a playoff berth by the NFL)

lets see...

tonight is a primetime game in New York and Strahan is being honored at halftime.

you really don't think its a good idea to send the fans and the Mara's home unhappy do you ?
I was a week ahead on my Eagles and cowboys losing predictions but that will be evident over the next 2 and 3 weeks as the Giants pull even.

Giants will beat the Colts because it's a primetime game in New York and Strahan was being honored at halftime

Giants will pull even with everyone else in the NFC East in the next 2 to 3 weeks and make the playoffs x4

And if memory serves me correctly you were bragging last week about the fact that you knew the Redskins would beat the Cowboys so how would you be a week ahead? Maybe because they lost this week and you forgot that they lost last week, but that wouldn't make any sense for someone who studies the NFL so much and knows all of the scripts

Bragged about picking the Redskins to beat the Cowboys, despite previously saying to NEVER pick against the Cowboys in a primetime game

Yes of course, as with my other predictions this week I am ahead of schedule with what will take place for the season.

your youthful immaturity and impatience thinks that because I am wrong tonight that I am wrong altogether. The Giants will make the playoffs. Remember the Patriots going 5-5 before their Super Bowl run ? the improbable will of course happen again.
Its fascinating that as old as you people are you still act like children incapable of having critical thought and open minded conversation about anything. Just a bunch of school yard insults and neener neener, nanny nanny remarks in the foulest most insulting language possible.

I will not be wrong gentlemen. I will not be wrong.

the league will have the NFC in a 8-8,9-7 cluster, all over the place and the Giants will be in the thick of it. Enjoy the Show !

The Giants will make the playoffs x5

The Patriots made the Super Bowl after starting 5-5, the improbable will happen again (Giants or Patriots going to the Super Bowl?)

The entire NFC will end in an 8-8/9-7 cluster of a slew of teams. Giants will make the playoffs at no better than 10-6 (so that they can be in the thick of that 8-8/9-7 cluster of teams)

the Saints play the Niners next week actually. The Giants can lose 2 more games and still make the playoffs. There will be a lot of tie breakers going on. Remember, last year the Giants lost the first 6 and still won 7 of the next 10.

the NFC west and east will cancel each other out depending on who beats who in and out of the division. The math is going to make your head spin as the league gets its fascinating parity-gasm.

of course youll have to observe the next month for most of this to play out and take shape. Next week wont prove anything yet on the whole that you think I'm not getting right.

The NFC East and West will cancel each other out as all teams in each division continuously beat each other.

[psuexv]

Lololol nice work Smooth. Gotta say he's somewhat consistent other than picking against the Cowboys and the Bills winning because of ownership

[ram29jackson]

The Patriots made the Super Bowl after starting 5-5, the improbable will happen again (Giants or Patriots going to the Super Bowl?)

where did I say super bowl for Giants ? I said playoffs.

[ram29jackson]

The NFC East and West will cancel each other out as all teams in each division continuously beat each other.

the point being that the right combination of who beats who will lead to tie breakers that put the Giants in the playoffs.

think harder child. Please try and think harder.

[SmoothPancakes]

the point being that the right combination of who beats who will lead to tie breakers that put the Giants in the playoffs.

think harder child. Please try and think harder.

I believe that's exactly what I said simpleton. All the teams in the divisions will constantly beat each other, leaving the teams all with tied records at the end of the season (cancelled out). And you say I need to think harder.

[ram29jackson]

Someone needs to tally everything Ram says I feel like he's talking in circles when he's clearly being proved wrong.

where have I been proven wrong anywhere ? you have no proof that games aren't staged to counter my many examples and the playoffs aren't next week so you have absolutely no clue what will happen to the Cardinals or Giants yet.


ultimately I should probably thank Smooth for being so obsessive. It means he is interested and does care and may actually learn something even if it takes a few years to sink in. Although I do realize it may crush him for believing something that isn't true.

then again he has acted like a child and isnt actually intellectually comprehending a single thing I've said because of severe cognitive dissonance. That little grin of his will be rather flat around Thanks Giving

[SmoothPancakes]

where have I been proven wrong anywhere ? you have no proof that games aren't staged to counter my many examples and the playoffs aren't next week so you have absolutely no clue what will happen to the Cardinals or Giants yet.


ultimately I should probably thank Smooth for being so obsessive. It means he is interested and does care and may actually learn something even if it takes a few years to sink in. Although I do realize it may crush him for believing something that isn't true.

then again he has acted like a child and isnt actually intellectually comprehending a single thing I've said because of severe cognitive dissonance. That little grin of his will be rather flat around Thanks Giving

So what, now you're saying the Broncos are going to go on a losing streak?

[steelerfan]

Great work, Smooth!

I did see one error though. You have "Cardinals won't make the playoffs x3" listed twice. The second one should "x 4" and any subsequent ones adjusted accordingly.

[SmoothPancakes]

Great work, Smooth!

I did see one error though. You have "Cardinals won't make the playoffs x3" listed twice. The second one should "x 4" and any subsequent ones adjusted accordingly.

There were so many, I'm surprised that was the only one I made a mistake on.

[steelerfan]

There were so many, I'm surprised that was the only one I made a mistake on.

I totally understand!

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[souljahbill]

where have I been proven wrong anywhere ? you have no proof that games aren't staged to counter my many examples and the playoffs aren't next week so you have absolutely no clue what will happen to the Cardinals or Giants yet.

You're right. We haven't proved that it isn't staged but you're delusional if you think you've proven they're staged.

[steelerfan]

And another shitty, blowout prime time game. These writers SUCK.

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