Chick has had sex with 5,000 men in nine years (but never the same man twice)

[JBHuskers]

...so you're saying I have a chance...



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

A beauty therapist, 25, has claimed to have slept with 5,000 men in just nine years - or 3,285 days.
Nikki Lee also boasts about having a ‘personal best’ of four men in one night and she claims she has never had sex with the same conquest twice.
In an admission that will shock most people, the blonde Essex girl has told how she has had casual sex in nightclubs, alleyways, parks, cinemas and teen discos since losing her virginity at 16.

Miss Lee, who also works as a model, admits to going on regular sex holidays, where she sleeps with men in clubs, on beaches and on balconies.
She averages having sex with two men every day and has kept the details of each of them in a little red notebook - all with scores.

[psusnoop]

WOW, just WOW

Someone is a little dirty..... So much for sloppy seconds

[oweb26]

I like her, easy and nasty my kinda girl! and she won't try to call you the next day.

[Roy38]

One question: Why keep a little red notebook with scores if you never plan on hooking up with the same guy twice? Maybe its a blond thing?

I wouldn't have sex with her, but she could eat my shit if she wanted to.

[steelerfan]

Meh, big deal. I've had at least 50,000 chicks in my time.

Of course all but about 0.01% were on the internet. Or tv. Or in magazines. Or catalogs. Or on butter packaging. Or outside my window. Or imaginary. Or inflatable.

Anyway, she shares my surname and I have some English bloodlines. Maybe we're related!

[AustinWolv]

She's a model? UK modeling must be hurting these days.

[cdj]

She's a model? UK modeling must be hurting these days.

You probably recognize her work where she is usually identified as "Before."

It sounds like the Daily Mail believes anything.

[Roy38]

She's 25? You can definitely see the mileage on those tires. I bet her transmission has stripped a few gears. Wonder what she's getting to the gallon?

[JBHuskers]

This sums it up.

[CLW]

The appropriate follow up ? in this article should have been and how many STDs do you have?

[Roy38]

This sums it up.

Good God that's funny! How about creamed spinach?
http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/200...%20Spinach.jpg

[steelerfan]

LOL!

I bet it looks like a bulldog who stuck it's head in a mayonnaise jar!

[jaymo76]

She's 25? You can definitely see the mileage on those tires. I bet her transmission has stripped a few gears. Wonder what she's getting to the gallon?

25???? Maybe if you divide by two (or three)!

[NatureBoy]

:thumbsdown: No thanks.

[JBHuskers]

So would it be a hummingbird down the Grand Canyon or a hotdog down a hallway with this chick?

[skipwondah33]

This sums it up.

I'm going to hold off eating steak & cheese subs for a while thanks to you lol

[JBHuskers]

I'm going to hold off eating steak & cheese subs for a while thanks to you lol

[SmoothPancakes]

I'm going to hold off eating steak & cheese subs for a while thanks to you lol

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with this. Put in the context that JB put that picture in, steak & cheese subs probably aren't going to sound appealing to me for a good while. All I'll be able to think of is this chick and what that picture is supposed to represent.

[Roy38]

Guy: "Damn, baby, I'm gonna work your shit tonight."

Girl: (Grabbing notebook) "Mmmmm, we'll see. What's, your name again, stud?"

Guy: "Lex"

Girl: (Scribbling in notebook) "Hey, that rhymes with sex! Cute! Let me see what you're going to punish me with."

Guy: (Starting to feel a little uneasy) "Uh...ok. (Whips it out) Get a load of this."

Girl: (Pauses, then proceeds to write a little more) "Mmmm, not bad. Now, do you want to get yourself hard, or do you want me to do it for you? The clock's ticking."

Guy: (Starting to think he's in over his head) "Well, I figured you'd want to rub on it a little. What are you writing in that notebook?"

Girl: "Oh, nothing really. Just taking notes for my memoirs. Here, you mind using this dildo to warm me up too?" (Reaches under the bed and grabs what appears to be a fire hydrant)

Guy: "Jesus! What the fuck is that? You use that thing?"

Girl: "Just to warm up with. I've got the real deal sitting in the garage."

Guy: (Scared to say anything)

Girl: "Are we gonna do this or not? I've got another date in an hour and a half."

I hate to even add this...but can you imagine how it must smell?

[JBHuskers]

Fire hydrant