Yeah, I've fallen on hard times and can't seem to find a #### job! So any tips to make money would be appreciated. I've tried selling drugs, but I was just too damn nice. I was like, "Hey guys, wanna buy some drugs? Thank you have a nice day!" people started taking advantage of my niceness.
Prostitution?
Snuff film actor?
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The dude abides.
I've already tried.
Professional hitman for the mob?
OhOriginally Posted by DariusLock
Cut some grass. I'm sure there are plenty of yards around that need grass cut. Charge 'em 20-70$ a piece and you have some money.
There are plenty of menial jobs to be done anywhere. The lack of skilled laborers always creates a demand. Just look in the local papers in the classifieds for help wanted stuff.
visit the local sperm bank?
Just for the official record, which one have you already tried? Prostitution or snuff film actor?
From what JB says, the ladder of success goes like this:Just for the official record, which one have you already tried? Prostitution or snuff film actor?
Prostitution >> snuff film actor >> drug dealer
Since we know Darius has dealt, I'd guess he's done all 3.
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DING DING DING! We have a winner! J/k Haha, the drug dealer comment was a play on Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights. If I prostituted it would be cougars only...no Deuce Bigalow style girls for me and no Bob Saget in Half-Baked.
On top of that he probably watched and studied 8MM way too much....
Well I'm sure JB would employ you. You could be his post bitch that he could pimp out. Probably pay you .10 a post and he could double up on his post count.
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