Doing Your Business at Your Place of Business Thread

It has been a long day and I surely didn't improve my odds by eating buffalo dip. :nod:

Those jägerbombs all day surely didn't help yesterday.

Still drinking Grape Crush and still dropping "mossy logs".

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Mossy logs :D

It took 2 days but the pulled pork sandwiches from Saturday are making their presence felt.... I pity the person that goes in there next :smh:

Breakfast pizza today in the caf at work....so I estimate anywhere between 60 to 120 minutes from now some hardcore penguin walking will commence.

:pw:

Standing at the urinal it sounded like the dude in the stall was shooting a potato gun :smh:

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Originally Posted by psuexv

Standing at the urinal it sounded like the dude in the stall was shooting a potato gun :smh:

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:D :D

That's an interesting picture you painted there.

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Originally Posted by morsdraconis

:D :D

That's an interesting picture you painted there.

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Yeah it startled me for a second. From the sounds of it, I think he was doing some abstract painting... I'd hate to see the bowl after he was done.

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Originally Posted by psuexv

Yeah it startled me for a second. From the sounds of it, I think he was doing some abstract painting... I'd hate to see the bowl after he was done.

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http://colleenandnick.com/wordpress/...ive-pizza3.jpg

:sick:

:smh:

:D

so i feel the build up its not goin to be pretty, the farts I'm lettin out in my office is ripe I can only imagine what the end result will be.

http://www.damnlol.com/watermarked/0...6645c89b4d.jpg

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http://www.damnlol.com/watermarked/0...6645c89b4d.jpg

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that will be more in about 10 minutes waiting for it get to the edge

All that dude is missing is an "I Fuck On The First Date" shirt.

Weird... I don't remember eating corn yesterday :smh:

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

All that dude is missing is an "I Fuck On The First Date" shirt.

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That, and a 10-pack of Doritos Cool Ranch tacos. :nod:

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

That, and a 10-pack of Doritos Cool Ranch tacos. :nod:

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Better make it regular Doritos Taco Bell Tacos....the Cool Ranch would blend in with that shirt.

Right now, I can't tell if the guy in the stall next to me has a loud belt buckle, or if he is leading reindeer while on the shitter.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Right now, I can't tell if the guy in the stall next to me has a loud belt buckle, or if he is leading reindeer while on the shitter.

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Ask him

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Originally Posted by psuexv

Ask him

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If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there is a problem.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there is a problem.

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Well for next time :)

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Originally Posted by psuexv

Well for next time :)

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I wonder if we can get an actuary to calculate the time until I am in the stall next to the same guy from earlier.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

If we were both still on the shitter 75 minutes later, there would be a Taco Bell with Doritos Tacos nearby.

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Fixed.

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The day after Taco Bell
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFil...0/81905357.jpg

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Man I had to do the Usain Bolt to the shitter just now. :pw:

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Someone in the stall next to me drops some nasty bombs. No courtesy flush, and doesn't even wash their hands after :smh:

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Someone in the stall next to me drops some nasty bombs. No courtesy flush, and doesn't even wash their hands after :smh:

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Do you work with Oprah???

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:D

This dude sprints into a stall. Grunts for not even a minute like he's trying to pass a Tonka Truck. No result, gets up and leaves.

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:D

This dude sprints into a stall. Grunts for not even a minute like he's trying to pass a Tonka Truck. No result, gets up and leaves.

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Maybe it was so big, it didn't splash, didn't wipe his ass, didn't wash his hands, and didn't flush?

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Maybe it was so big, it didn't splash, didn't wipe his ass, didn't wash his hands, and didn't flush?

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One of the those that goes ass to water and eases into the bowl like an old man getting into a bath

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One of the those that goes ass to water and eases into the bowl like an old man getting into a bath

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AKA the messy shits.

Everytime I take a shit like that, it's a pain in the ass to clean up. :smh:

Sounded like there was no result :D

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CNN is acting like this is a new phenomenon :D

Why doesn't that article have a link to this thread? C'mon, CNN!

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Why doesn't that article have a link to this thread? C'mon, CNN!

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:+1:

I hate big "news" places.

Taking a shit and reading a book/playing on your phone is the only thing you can do while taking a shit. What are you supposed to do? Listen to the fuckin' air conditioner/heater motor running, or, worse, the dude in the next stall having a fuckin' aneurysm tryin' to take a shit (or course, I normally refuse to take a shit in a bathroom with other people frequenting it - I would like to shit in peace).

I generally read the newspaper while taking a shit. That's about the only time of day that I read the paper.