The best is when you take a shit, and it's just one long log. It's like, "how in the hell did that fit inside me?"
Then you have to think, "Will the toilet actually flush and go down with that long of a log?"
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The best is when you take a shit, and it's just one long log. It's like, "how in the hell did that fit inside me?"
Then you have to think, "Will the toilet actually flush and go down with that long of a log?"
Those are almost the shits you want to take a picture of because you're so proud of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by morsdraconis
What like its never happened to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
no........no........just no......
Where does the dog piss and crap if he brings it to work?Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Outside (I hope)....sometimes the dog wanders off from his cubicle....which is on the other end of the floor from ours.....but the dog will go rooting around in trash cans :D then someone has to bring the dog back to him. I'm beginning to wonder if he just got the service dog vest from eBay or something :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NatureBoy
The best kinda shit is the blessed one. Hardly if any to wipe. ITS A MIRACLE!
Anybody have a ghost shit? I had one last week. That thing was a bitch coming out, then the fucker wasn't even in the toilet when I was done.
Ah, the 20 minute shit that results in little pebbles but feels like you're shitting a brick.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
About the only thing worse than a ghost shit is the messy shit (where it takes you 10 minutes to wipe afterwards and makes you feel like you need to take a shower to truly feel clean).
I call that Kibbles & ShitsQuote:
Originally Posted by morsdraconis
Jesus no kidding, and it isn't like the work TP is Quilted Northern either....if you have to shit three times in a day you're going to walk like you'd been riding a horse all day in RDR.Quote:
Originally Posted by morsdraconis
Does anyone still read while taking a shit anymore? I figure cellphones/Kindles (or kindle like devices)/iPads (or iPad like devices) have taken the place of books for most people, but certainly not for me. Gives me a chance to read a good 20-40 pages in peace. I had been playing games while takin' a shit for the longest time, but I went back to reading again (certainly helps to have a good book to read - Bill Simmons' The Book of Basketball is my current book) and it's been quite enjoyable to once again work my brain while spending useless time on the shitter.
I usually end up reading that night's local rag. Which also tends to result in a massive variance of amount of time I spend in there. If there is not a single thing worth a damn to read in it, my visits to the shitter are very, very short. I pretty much do my business and get out. If it's one of those days where there is at least one good story on nearly every page, even if I'm done shitting within two or three minutes, I end up sitting there until I'm done reading the entire paper. :D
After all the shit that's come between them, I can't believe their still together...who you ask...My ass cheeks.
From Al Snow's twitter page.
i hate that....all that hard work and nothing to show for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Not sure if I have to just shamelessly let out a bunch of gas or if any solids follow....time to investigate.
Good thing I didn't do a test fire :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
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:D
http://th300.photobucket.com/albums/...poop_pants.jpg
What could have been.......
I'm sitting here currently enjoying a morning cup of coffee and I open this thread. Now I suddenly don't really want to finish my coffee anymore after seeing that. :(
That's how JB feels this morning after hitting up the McDonalds drive thru :D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
ummmmmmm.... McNuggets. I might have to see if the local McDs is still running the 50 piece McNugget for $9.99 today.Quote:
Originally Posted by psusnoop
That is a heck of a deal, though I made myself sick the other day as I sat down and tried to eat the whole thing myself. I came up 17 pieces short :D:D:D. I'll stick to pizza the next time I try something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
Damn, now I have a sudden craving for both McNuggets and pizza. :D
:D Pizza is the bomb! Give me a large Pep. pizza from Papa Johns every meal every day and I'm one happy camper :nod:
Mmm, Papa Johns. Now there is a pizza I have not had a long time. I've been getting Little Caesars a lot lately when it comes to getting pizza, ever since someone finally opened one up in town again for the first time in probably a decade. A large pepperoni for $5, just walk in and buy it and walk out less than a minute later, you just can't beat that.Quote:
Originally Posted by psusnoop
As a family man myself we have done this on occasion as well, but I just wait for their specials and take advantage of them. I also love their three meats pizza too. :D:D damn I'm really hungry for pizza now.
The Little Caesar's Pan pizzas are pretty good for a cheap fix.
I've been stuck on Pizza Hut's thin crust Pepperoni Lover's with extra cheese for a while now.
A few weeks ago, I woke up, hungover, and had 20 McNuggets on the night stand. So it was cold nuggets for breakfast. :D Apparently, I bought them at like 3 am and didn't touch them. :sf:
Or maybe the McNugget fairy brought them for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan
http://banrigh.com/images/96%20McNuggets%20Princess.jpg
This went into a food thread within the shitting at work thread :D
(and I remember those McNugget Happy Meal characters from the 80's :D :D :D)
Heading to Pizza hut tonight, taking the teeball team there for their end of the year thanks.
And let me tell you who is in trouble......that "buffet" is going to get crushed tonight big time.
It sure did, we have a habit of changing threads rather quickly. We might need a food thread now :D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
I believed in her, fully, until I saw my bank statement. It really was a crushing blow when I put 2 and 2 together and figured out she wasn't real. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
http://www.thegamingtailgate.com/for...0607#post70607Quote:
Originally Posted by psusnoop
Done :D
Just be happy you don't have the tooth fairy checking in on you when your :sf:Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTOpX8DHzQs
:smh:Quote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
why are you even talking about mcnuggets? its what you eat when there are absolutely no other options. Mcnuggets dont even qualify as food like most of McDonald's crap...and spell check doesnt even recognise McNuggets either :D
Your point?
:DMcNuggets suck:DQuote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
To you maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
My spell check doesn't recognize "recognise". :dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by ram29jackson
:D yep, saw that as well, neither did mine. But one joke at a time:DQuote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan