Doing Your Business at Your Place of Business Thread

Goddamn I can't stop ripping today. Long, windy and reek to high hell. I think there might be an epic deuce building up for later tonight from what I'm ripping right now.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Goddamn I can't stop ripping today. Long, windy and reek to high hell. I think there might be an epic shit building up for later tonight from what I'm ripping right now.

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Fixed.


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Originally Posted by Deuce

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So who's up for dropping a deuce today? :D

I prevent the grand central station epidemic by going to one of the bathrooms that only has one stall in it (of which there are two different ones). It has a urinal, but it's rarely frequented at the time that I normally have to take a shit.

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Originally Posted by morsdraconis

I prevent the grand central station epidemic by going to one of the bathrooms that only has one stall in it (of which there are two different ones). It has a urinal, but it's rarely frequented at the time that I normally have to take a shit.

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Yeah all of ours have 3 urinals and 3 shitters. There is one that just has one and one, but it's all the way in the other building inside the gym.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

So who's up for dropping a deuce today? :D

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That's just mean. :D


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Originally Posted by Deuce

That's just mean. :D


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At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

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:bright side: :D


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Originally Posted by steelerfan

At least no one has requested a Deuce emoticon. Not yet anyway.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

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Don't tempt the guy who can put them into the system :nod:

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

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Originally Posted by LeeSO

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

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That's probably how the urinal games in bars got started.

I've also tried it with a staple. The staple presented more of a challenge.

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Originally Posted by LeeSO

Anyone ever tried throwing, let's say a pen cap etc, into the toilet and trying to keep your stream on it throughout your piss?

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Before or after drinking?

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

Before or after drinking?

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Before, I hardly ever drink. I've also pissed in the sink at a past employer. (sober)

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

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Niiiiice. :up:

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Originally Posted by LeeSO

Niiiiice. :up:

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Yep, it was a work function too. :D Long time ago.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

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Originally Posted by steelerfan

I pissed in the trash can at a pool hall once. Not a bathroom trash can either.

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.

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This surprises me zero. :D

Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2

I find I come up with my best sales pitches while sitting on the throne at work.

Some call it taking a dump, I call it a brainstorming session. :nod:

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Originally Posted by countryboy

I find I come up with my best sales pitches while sitting on the throne at work.

Some call it taking a dump, I call it a brainstorming session. :nod:

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:D

I'm using Tapatalk 2 and the Cleveland Browns STILL suck.