Maybe TGT should run AMERIKA!
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Maybe TGT should run AMERIKA!
stephen a smith goes off on tebow this morning on espn first take. lol
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Zoo Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Butt To Help It Defecate.
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.
On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.
Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stori...-defecate.html
Any of you guys buy movies? I still buy quite a few (especially through Amazon Deals) but now I have dupes etc. and as i was going through my database, I am just wondering as I haven't really noticed that many people anymore that still buys them outside of Forums dedicated to it. I have a small Home Theater PC (HTPC) that I am currently upgrading , it was my first so I cut corners(cheap parts) to just test out how much I would like it and I can honestly say I am hooked.
I dunno I'd have sex with that blonde chick and she's wearing em...
Yeah, but most women have no problem getting someone to have sex with them.
Most women just have to ask a dude if he wants to have sex, and 99 times out of a 100, the dude is gonna say yes. That might turn into 75 out of 100 if the bitch is a whale or something, but to just fuck and nothing else, most guys aren't gonna turn it down, no matter how ugly.
Yeah, when I was 17 I was at work and went into the breakroom and this girl and guy were talking about some guy that had said some girl had raped him. Me and the other dude both agreed the girl must have been fugly, or he had a girlfriend and got caught because that was the only way a guy would say he had been raped by some girl. The girl looked at me and said, "so if I forced you to have sex with me you wouldn't complain?" I said hell no. She gave me her pager number( I am almost 33) and told me to page her if I ever wanted to hang out.
A couple weeks later my friend and I got back from the beach one evening and I decided to page her. We both honored what we had said. ;) (God she was crazy though)
Screw you
Nice, it's always a blessing to have girl friends with zero expectations of anything more. :up: