The TGT Zombie & End of the World Contingency Plan

[morsdraconis]

Jesus christ! That's GINORMOUS!

[baseballplyrmvp]

holy shit!

[psusnoop]

Now that would be fun!!

[SCClassof93]

Now that would be fun!!

Only making a 100 :fdown:

[skipwondah33]

Thinking we could use a few of these :nod:

http://conquestvehicles.com/gallery/size_comp_web.jpgIs that the armored version though? They also make a model that isn't armored I read 2 weeks ago I believe it was.

Night vision and a whole lot of other stuff.

[SCClassof93]

Is that the armored version though? They also make a model that isn't armored I read 2 weeks ago I believe it was.

Night vision and a whole lot of other stuff.

$629k
http://www.lincah.com/2012-conquest-knight-xv

[psuexv]

A Thai mother is accused of killing, cooking and eating her own sons because she thought they were pigs. (http://globalgrind.com/news/thai-mom-killed-cooked-eat-sons-children-photos-details)



Yes, we know.

According to the Bangkok Post, the unnamed woman suffered from hallucinations, which may have led to the tragic crime.

As reported by the Bangkok Post:

Mental Health Department deputy director general Kiattiphum Wongrachit said on Tuesday that:

"The woman killed her children because she didn't continue her treatment and didn't take her medication."

He said mentally ill patients often became violent and experienced hallucinations if they stopped their regular treatment. About 90 per cent of violent cases involving mentally ill patients were due to lack of regular medication.

The woman, a member of the Musur hilltribe whose name was withheld, will be kept under close watch in the hospital for a long time, he said. The hospital will check whether she is a drug addict and if she will need to keep her calm when she realises that she killed her children, he said.

There are more than 600,000 patients being treated for mental illness by the hospitals under the Health Department, he said.




Police said they found her asleep at her home, with several body parts, apparently from her children, near her. She has been charged with murder, but being deemed mentally unfit to fight her case, she was sent to Suan Prung Hospital for treatment.

She was treated for a mental illness in 2007.

[JBHuskers]

Don't let her on any boats!!!

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[psuexv]

Don't let her on any boats!!!

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Or planes

[SCClassof93]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQADX8nQDwdtauVnF30pb5XUHu0Z4f4b uEUQJ3x6pi4l5qOq0HGqVrydRM0

[morsdraconis]

:D

Awesome.

[cdj]

We should have arranged a TGT Zombie Survival Training Session yesterday. (http://www.lincolnzombiewalk.com/)

[JBHuskers]

We should have arranged a TGT Zombie Survival Training Session yesterday. (http://www.lincolnzombiewalk.com/)

...and what timing. That damn walk started RIGHT in front of the movie theatre as we were going in :fp: braaaaaaaaaaaaains

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[SCClassof93]

http://i.imgur.com/ZRPRk.jpg

[baseballplyrmvp]

swap ram's gameface pic out with beiber and its perfect. :D

[SmoothPancakes]

http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx305/SmoothPancakes/399718_448367598538065_2093921877_n.jpg

[psuexv]

Man I freakin hate spiders. I'd rather take on 100 zombies than 100 spiders.

[SCClassof93]

Man I freakin hate spiders. I'd rather take on 100 zombies than 100 spiders.

Agreed! But then again we are really up the creek when this happens :whoa:
http://insidiousclothing.com/lolspiders/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/zombie_spider.jpg

[JeffHCross]

For those that don't mind some humor/satire with a side of (liberal) politics (and Zombies):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TiXUF9xbTo

[morsdraconis]

:D :D :D

[psuexv]

:whistle:

http://fox8.com/2012/12/12/sheriff-man-arrested-after-biting-neigbors-face/

http://localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/roger-oates-mugshot-2.jpg?w=302


**WARNING: Some details in this story may be considered graphic by readers**

NORWALK, Ohio — Two men are behind bars after police say one of them bit a man’s face Sunday night.

It happened at a home in the 13400 block of Arlington Road at around 10 p.m.

According to the Erie County Sheriff’s Office, 40-year-old Scott Hall was watching football in his garage when his neighbor, 48-year-old Roger Oates pulled into the driveway, along with his friend, 53-year-old Ronald Mantz.

Hall confronted the two men in the driveway, with Oates expressing anger over Hall not testifying on his behalf in an underage consumption complaint.

That’s when, according to Hall, Oates charged at him, before Mantz joined in, taking Hall to the ground. During the brawl, Oates reportedly bit Hall above the eye, leaving a large chunk of skin missing.

Oates and Mantz, both of whom were said to be highly intoxicated, then went back to Oates’s home, where deputies caught up with them.

Oates resisted arrest and had to be tasered. Mantz was reportedly uncooperative as well, prompting both men to be charged with felonious assault, resisting arrest and obstructing official business.

Hall suffered other injuries to his hand and face and was taken to a local hospital.

[JBHuskers]

Great mug shot :D

[steelerfan]

Hall & Oates???

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[JBHuskers]

Hall & Oates???

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Whooooah here he comes. He's a maneater :D

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[steelerfan]

Whooooah here he comes. He's a maneater :D

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Precisely. :D

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[SCClassof93]

Hall & Oates???

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**WARNING: Some details in this story may be considered graphic by readers**

NORWALK, Ohio — Two men are behind bars after police say one of them bit a man’s face Sunday night.

It happened at a home in the 13400 block of Arlington Road at around 10 p.m.

According to the Erie County Sheriff’s Office, 40-year-old Scott Hall was watching football in his garage when his neighbor, 48-year-old Roger Oates pulled into the driveway, along with his friend, 53-year-old Ronald Mantz.

Hall confronted the two men in the driveway, with Oates expressing anger over Hall not testifying on his behalf in an underage consumption complaint.

That’s when, according to Hall, Oates charged at him, before Mantz joined in, taking Hall to the ground. During the brawl, Oates reportedly bit Hall above the eye, leaving a large chunk of skin missing.

Oates and Mantz, both of whom were said to be highly intoxicated, then went back to Oates’s home, where deputies caught up with them.

Oates resisted arrest and had to be tasered. Mantz was reportedly uncooperative as well, prompting both men to be charged with felonious assault, resisting arrest and obstructing official business.

Hall suffered other injuries to his hand and face and was taken to a local hospital.


Not Daryl Hall, Scott Hall. Here is a pic after the attack and medical attentionl.
http://images16.fotki.com/v272/photos/1/1769901/9649867/GEDC0246-vi.jpg

[steelerfan]

RIP, Darius, my brother.

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[cdj]

It may not be zombies after all.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c-0iwBEswE

A series of explosions in the skies of Russia’s Urals region, reportedly caused by a meteor shower, has sparked panic in three major cities. Witnesses said that houses shuddered, windows were blown out and cellphones stopped working.

Atmospheric phenomena have been registered in the cities of Chelyabinsk, Yekaterinburg and Tyumen.

In Chelyabinsk, witnesses said the explosion was so loud that it resembled an earthquake and thunder at the same time, and that there were huge trails of smoke across the sky. Others reported seeing burning objects fall to earth.

Police in the Chelyabinsk region are reportedly on high alert, and have enacted the ‘Fortress’ plan in order to protect vital infrastructure.

Office buildings in downtown Chelyabinsk are being evacuated. Injuries were reported at one of the city’s secondary schools, supposedly from smashed windows. No other injuries have been reported so far.

An emergency message published on the website of the Chelyabinsk regional authority urged residents to pick up their children from school and remain at home if possible.


This comes just hours before the KNOWN close asteroid fly-by (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/news/asteroid20130201315144.html). :o

[baseballplyrmvp]

armageddon! http://media.gtanet.com/gtaforums/images/html/emoticons/panic.gif

[psuexv]

Good thing I stocked up on twinkies before they went out of business

[psusnoop]

Good thing I stocked up on twinkies before they went out of business

I'm out, I will be over tonight and in exchange I will let you win an OD game against me :D

[psuexv]

I'm out, I will be over tonight and in exchange I will let you win an OD game against me :D

That's not worth it.... it'd be my only win anyway

[psusnoop]

That's not worth it.... it'd be my only win anyway

LOL just hasn't been your year that is for sure

[morsdraconis]

Video is no longer working, but holy fuckin' shit, that's insane!

[psuexv]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=b0cRHsApzt8

http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/14/what-is-happening-in-chelyabinsk/

[morsdraconis]

Holy fuck! That sounds like a god damn bomb going off!

[psuexv]

Holy fuck! That sounds like a god damn bomb going off!

yeah that was crazy. If you click the link there are 4 more videos. The 1st actually shows it flashing in the sky

[Deuce]

Crazy, that there was a 'planet killer' a couple of hours behind it. That big sonofabitch would have taken us all out...contingency not needed!

[morsdraconis]

Crazy, that there was a 'planet killer' a couple of hours behind it. That big sonofabitch would have taken us all out...contingency not needed!

Actually, apparently, NASA is pretty sure that the meteor didn't originate from the asteroid because there's no mathematical way that it would have arrived as early as it did considering that the asteroid was scheduled to fly by the Earth at around 2pm EST.

[psuexv]

Actually, apparently, NASA is pretty sure that the meteor didn't originate from the asteroid because there's no mathematical way that it would have arrived as early as it did considering that the asteroid was scheduled to fly by the Earth at around 2pm EST.

But what they aren't telling us is Bruce Willis and Robert Duvall went up earlier and blew that big mother up since it was going to hit us and the blast caused that fragment to burst ahead :nod:

[morsdraconis]

But what they aren't telling us is Bruce Willis and Robert Duvall went up earlier and blew that big mother up since it was going to hit us and the blast caused that fragment to burst ahead :nod:

:D

God that is SUCH an awful movie.

[psuexv]

:D

God that is SUCH an awful movie.

Which one? Armageddon or Deep Impact?.......Answer....both!

[ram29jackson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H9guxU1ylA

[souljahbill]

More Zombie signs

http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/2684959

[Escobar]

More Zombie signs

http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/2684959

Umbrella Corporation?

[GatorfanStovy]

Armageddon wasn't all that bad .. there are worst movies.

[bdoughty]

there are worst movies.

Absolute.

[cdj]

Ambien may trigger "zombies." (http://www.alternet.org/drugs/americas-number-one-prescription-sleep-aid-could-trigger-zombies-murder-and-other-disturbing?ak_proof=1&akid=.1121926.wDJK8-&rd=1&src=newsletter948677&t=11)

[SmoothPancakes]

Well, the south, the east coast and the west coast are all fucked. Nebraska is too. We might want to get an admin who doesn't live in Nebraska, that way TGT can live on after our fearless leaders are all eating brains.

Unfortunately, Ohio is right on the damn edge between safe and dead. I wonder what housing prices are like in Alaska.

U.S. States Most And Least Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse (http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/u-s-states-ranked-from-most-to-least-prepared-for-the-zombie-apocalypse/)

[cdj]

Guinea battles to contain Ebola as Senegal closes its border (http://news.yahoo.com/guinea-races-contain-spreading-deadly-ebola-epidemic-013845200.html)

Guinea is racing to contain a deadly Ebola epidemic spreading from its southern forests to the capital Conakry, as neighbouring Senegal closes its border.

Eight cases of Ebola have been confirmed in Conakry, the Guinean health ministry said late Friday, including one fatality.

Across the country, "the total number of suspected cases recorded from January to 28 March 2014 is 111 cases of haemorrhagic fever including 70 deaths ... or a fatality rate of 63 percent," the ministry said in a statement.

Samples taken from 45 of the suspect cases included 19 which tested positive for Ebola.

Most of the cases were recorded in southern Guinea, but the disease has spread to the capital since Wednesday.

Those infected have been put in isolation to prevent the virus from spreading, while aid organisations have sent dozens of workers to help the poor west African country combat the outbreak of haemorrhagic fever.

The tropical virus -- described in some health publications as a "molecular shark" -- leads to haemorrhagic fever, causing muscle pain, weakness, vomiting, diarrhoea and, in severe cases, organ failure and unstoppable bleeding.

No treatment or vaccine is available, and the Zaire strain detected in Guinea -- first observed 38 years ago in what is today called the Democratic Republic of Congo -- has a 90 percent death rate.

Sakoba Keita, who heads the Guinean health ministry's prevention division said it remains unclear how Ebola had arrived in Guinea.

Tests on the other cases of haemorrhagic fever are still ongoing to determine their origin.

"We hope to get (the results) quickly as these cases should be treated like Ebola as they are also deadly," he said.

Guinea is one of the world's poorest nations despite vast untapped mineral wealth, with a stagnating economy, youth unemployment at 60 percent and a rank of 178th out of 187 countries on the UN's Human Development Index.

The World Health Organisation said Liberia had reported eight suspected cases of Ebola fever, including six deaths, while Sierra Leone had reported six suspected cases, five of them fatal.

Ebola can be transmitted to humans from wild animals, and between humans through direct contact with another's blood, faeces or sweat, as well as sexual contact or the unprotected handling of contaminated corpses.

MSF said the spread of the disease was being exacerbated by people travelling to funerals in which mourners touch the bodies of the dead.

Guinea has banned the consumption of bat soup, a popular delicacy in the country, as the fruit bat is believed to be the host species.


If we get too many quakes or zombies in the states, there may be plenty of real estate available in Africa, but just don't order the bat soup.

[SmoothPancakes]

Oh sweet Jesus. And I'm reading about Zaire Ebolavirus right now. I'm over halfway through Tom Clancy's book Executive Orders, and there's an entire subplot involving the Ebola Zaire Mayinga strain. If Tom Clancy was entirely accurate in his descriptions of the virus and what those infected by it in his book go through, oh dear god those poor bastards in Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone. :(

[souljahbill]

Oh sweet Jesus. And I'm reading about Zaire Ebolavirus right now. I'm over halfway through Tom Clancy's book Executive Orders, and there's an entire subplot involving the Ebola Zaire Mayinga strain. If Tom Clancy was entirely accurate in his descriptions of the virus and what those infected by it in his book go through, oh dear god those poor bastards in Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone. :(

Ever seen Outbreak? That virus was very Ebola-like.

[SmoothPancakes]

Ever seen Outbreak? That virus was very Ebola-like.

Actually, now that you mention it, I have! I've caught it on TV a number of times in years past, usually whenever AMC puts it on. Not a movie that has been highly rated or reviewed (Rotten Tomatoes has it at 59%), but I have always enjoyed it whenever it's been on TV. And now that I think it about, you're right, that was a very Ebola-like virus. Pretty much anything that generally requires BURNING the bodies of the dead who were infected by it to keep it from spreading, yeah, keep me the hell away!

And that's the bitch. You don't know right away if you have it or not. Its incubation period ranges from as little as three or four days to as much as 25 days. Imagine how much something like that could spread here in the US when you could be waiting anywhere from a week to an entire month just to find out if you even have it. *Shudders*

[SCClassof93]

Well, the south, the east coast and the west coast are all fucked. Nebraska is too. We might want to get an admin who doesn't live in Nebraska, that way TGT can live on after our fearless leaders are all eating brains.

Unfortunately, Ohio is right on the damn edge between safe and dead. I wonder what housing prices are like in Alaska.

U.S. States Most And Least Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse (http://blog.estately.com/2014/03/u-s-states-ranked-from-most-to-least-prepared-for-the-zombie-apocalypse/)

Why do you think I moved to Montana? Got to get out in front of this type of disaster :nod:. Now if the oil runs out first:o

[psusnoop]

Don't worry, our Government has us covered :up:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

[JBHuskers]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh shit!

Ebola Victim Rises From The Dead In Africa, Fear Of Zombie Apocalypse

http://tacticalshit.com/ebola-victim-rises-dead-africa-fear-zombie-apocalypse/

http://tacticalshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/third-ebola-victim-africa.jpg

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[cdj]

Health experts are bracing for Zika virus to spread to the United States by April or May, borne by a mosquito that craves human blood, feeds during the day and lives under beds and inside closets.

The World Health Organization declared the Zika outbreak an international health emergency this week after evidence linking the virus to microcephaly, a devastating birth defect that can cause unusually small heads and permanent brain damage. Brazil has reported 3,700 suspected cases of microcephaly. The outbreak is now affecting at least 25 countries and territories, most of them in Latin American and the Caribbean, and could infect up to 4 million people in the Americas, according to the WHO.

More than 30 people in the United States have been confirmed to have Zika after traveling to an affected country. There has been one report of transmission within the United States, but experts believe that will increase as the weather warms up, the local mosquito population multiplies and many more travelers return to the country.

"All it takes is one of those individuals who arrives back in the United States at the stage where they have virus in their blood," said Scott Weaver, an expert in mosquito-borne viral diseases at the University Texas Medical Branch's Galveston National Laboratory. At that point, he said, a single mosquito biting the affected person could spread the disease to others.

***

The Zika virus, which is linked to a birth defect that causes brain deformities, primarily spreads through mosquito bites and rarely causes a severe illness in adults.

[psuexv]

Lives under beds and inside closets...... so it's the boogie man insect?

[JBHuskers]

Lives under beds and inside closets...... so it's the boogie man insect?

http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/the-last-of-us-screenshots/1405516697-6.jpg

[SmoothPancakes]

Amazon is turning into NASA, always planning ahead and having contingencies.

Someone read through the entire terms of Amazon's AWS Service Terms. They were recently updated to include a new section, section 57 regarding the Amazon Lumberyard Engine.

Some of the text inside section 57 is mighty interesting.


57.10 Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.