Ah yes, Al Bundy. The man who suffered to teach us much. One can learn many in his lifetime from Al. Remain single with no children. Don't marry or have sex with "Big Red". Don't become a woman's shoe salesman. And there is always one place in the home that a man can truly be king. The porcelain throne.
In the words of great Al...
"I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back.
I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack.
I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch.
I've seen her on her stupid couch.
I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall.
I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife."
Hm, apparently we had a 5.7 earthquake that i didn't feel when I was on the can, listening to music. News to me.
Nothingman @ breakfast this morning:
lol. I won't say how many times i've visited the bathroom today. I just know where i'll be when the big cali earthquake hits.
I practically have to yell at my mother as she will not go and get her hearing checked. So I feel bad afterwards whenever I had to raise my voice. lol.
I hope a package with NCAA '11 comes tomorrow.
I got a plan for July 13th. Sleep until I hear the door bell.
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