I totally forgot that I work with someone that worked in the NFL and NFL Europe, the head coach of the school I work with, Phillip Banko. To prove I'm not making up what's coming next, check these links:
Cleveland Browns Staff:
http://www.centry.com/browns/team_graphics/staff.html
Announcement of his hiring at ESJ (also mentions his professional resume):
http://www.nola.com/education/index....ed_at_eas.html
So, I just came out of the locker room where he was doing work on the computer and this is the conversation:
Me: Coach Banko
Coach: Yes sir, what can I do for you?
Me: I gotta ask you a question.
Coach: What is it?
Me: A guy I know says that the NFL is staged for entertainment purposes. The league knows who's going to win before the season starts and all 32 teams are involved in an elaborate ruse to maximize profit.
<Coach begins to look puzzled>
Do you know anything about that?
Coach: What?
<I start laughing>
Me: Yeah, he says everything about the NFL from who wins to where people get drafted to free agency signings to even injuries are all part of an elaborate soap opera produced by the NFL. How true is that?
Coach: Let me tell you something, Quantrell. If that motherfucker ever goes into an NFL training room and tells those motherfuckers that their injuries are fake, they are going to beat his ass.
Me: (laughing) So the NFL isn't fake?
Coach: Fuck no. That's those stupid conspiracy people that think the NBA lottery is fixed because things are crazy. Guess what? Sometimes crazy shit just happens, motherfucker. You just fucking deal with it.
Me: Thanks coach. That's all I needed to know.
Coach: You really came in here for that bullshit?
Me: (laughing) Yes, I really did.
We then start talking about our game from last night and what he wants done next week in terms of heat management but there you go, a former NFL employee says that it's not staged. So, until Ram can provide 1 source to contradict my coaches claim:
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