The "I'd Hit It" Thread

[SmoothPancakes]

Alright, now that we're in the proper thread, still not sure how both of us ended up posting in the RTG thread, when I could have sworn I was replying to your post in this thread.

Anyone ever see "Man of the House" with Tommy Lee Jones protecting some Texas cheerleaders? I'd smash all 5. The blonde on the left has an OUTSTANDING rack and I'm a sucker for racks.

Please tell me an orgy takes place in that movie. Or else what the fuck where the morons directing thinking not including one!?

[souljahbill]

Alright, now that we're in the proper thread, still not sure how both of us ended up posting in the RTG thread, when I could have sworn I was replying to your post in this thread.



Please tell me an orgy takes place in that movie. Or else what the fuck where the morons directing thinking not including one!?

So maybe I didn't make a mistake? I thought I was in the correct thread but when I saw it was in the RTG thread, I went all, "Oh shit!" I thought that text made me lose track of where I really was.

But no, there was no orgy in the movie. LOTS of eye candy though. The chick with big boobs wore a lot of low cut shirts.

[baseballplyrmvp]

So maybe I didn't make a mistake? I thought I was in the correct thread but when I saw it was in the RTG thread, I went all, "Oh shit!" I thought that text made me lose track of where I really was.

But no, there was no orgy in the movie. LOTS of eye candy though. The chick with big boobs wore a lot of low cut shirts.

i dl'ed that movie specifically for the part where she's adjusting her boobs in that police interrogation room. that was a "boing" moment.

[souljahbill]

i dl'ed that movie specifically for the part where she's adjusting her boobs in that police interrogation room. that was a "boing" moment.

Yeah, that was pretty sweet. During the roller skating scene, she bends over and you can see the mountain tops.

[baseballplyrmvp]

Yeah, that was pretty sweet. During the roller skating scene, she bends over and you can see the mountain tops.

and the blonde's name is kelli garner. i have several pics of her on my computer.

[souljahbill]

and the blonde's name is kelli garner. i have several pics of her on my computer.

The other blonde is pretty stacked too.

[DariusLock]

Kristi Yamaguchi

She can bend in mysterious ways. Probably gives a good massage too .

[ram29jackson]

Kristi Yamaguchi

She can bend in mysterious ways. Probably gives a good massage too .

sorry, I couldnt help it

[JSmith03]

Don't know if she made it up here yet but...yeah I'd hit it.


Also was in love with Lauren Londen (ATL) before Lil' Wayne got to her.


Megan Fox...yes

[morsdraconis]

Again. Missing the point of the thread. This is supposed to be girls that are barely fuckable, not smokin' hot girls that no man alive would deny if given the chance with no strings attached.


Like the below:

Hell, I used to watch Law and Order SVU just for her.

Of course, pictures like this one certainly help:

[DariusLock]

My Kristi Yamaguchi pic was def. on topic. She's an internet 4 or 5....

[AustinWolv]

IMO, Mariska is too good for the point of this thread, but included her since she is almost 50, and I'd still hit it.

[souljahbill]

Is Nicki Manaj barely fuckable (serious question)? When I made this thread, I wasn't intending for it to be butta-faces. I figured everyone would just post pics of broads they'd smash if given the chance.

[AustinWolv]

Is Nicki Manaj barely fuckable?

Yes. She has kind of a cute face, but buttabody for sure.
I know she is your kind of thing, but damn, just looked at some pics, and not appealing at all.

[souljahbill]

Yes. She has kind of a cute face, but buttabody for sure.
I know she is your kind of thing, but damn, just looked at some pics, and not appealing at all.

LOL! For me, she's actually the opposite. Her face is questionable. Cute at times, crazy at others but that body is like DAMN!

[AustinWolv]

LOL! For me, she's actually the opposite. Her face is questionable. Cute at times, crazy at others but that body is like DAMN!

[JSmith03]

The Jersey Shore cast, in this order:

Jennifer Farley


Sammi


Deena and Snooki...eh, not really. though if forced to pick, I's actually pick Snooki. Deena is the least attractive to me in every way.

Also, Trish Stratus and Lita

[souljahbill]

The Jersey Shore cast, in this order:

Jennifer Farley


Sammi


Deena and Snooki...eh, not really. though if forced to pick, I's actually pick Snooki. Deena is the least attractive to me in every way.

Also, Trish Stratus and Lita

You know, I always though Snooki was pretty cute. Plus, she has big boobs so she was always hittable in my book. That first chick is J-Wow or something like that, right (I don't watch the show but I have some knowledge of them)? She could get it. Trish Stratus could too but I draw the line at Lita. Her man-face has always killed her in my eyes. Nice body but she's the very definition of a buttaface.

[JBHuskers]

I'd nail Snooki, for the story.

[JBHuskers]

I'm surprised someone hasn't posted this.