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  1. 08-10-2011, 04:31 PM #21
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    http://twitter.com/#!/owengood/statu...02839187857408
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  2. 08-10-2011, 07:38 PM #22
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  3. 08-23-2011, 12:29 PM #23
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    So I guess what she is saying is that she's got burning loins.

    ErinAndrews: The good news Green Tea doesn't stain and smells good..the BAD news it was a large, I hadn't taken a sip, and I have burns all over my legs
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  4. 08-23-2011, 12:49 PM #24
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    Probably the first time she has said that the bad news is it was large.
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    @MensHumor

    Some girls are so hot, but raging sluts...I wish there was a "clear history" button for their vaginas.
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  7. 10-18-2011, 03:00 PM #27
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    @DeathStarPR: Definition - Ackbarophobia (noun): The abnormal fear that somehow, some way, EVERYTHING is a trap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    @DeathStarPR: Definition - Ackbarophobia (noun): The abnormal fear that somehow, some way, EVERYTHING is a trap.


    That's excellent!
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  9. 10-25-2011, 04:14 PM #29
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    @PimpBillClinton
    A vagina is the ultimate man cave.
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    From Infinity Ward on COD bans.

    @IxJayJayxI Every ban unique to the level of douchiness of the offense. The greater the douche the greater the length. PermaDouche possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psuexv View Post
    From Infinity Ward on COD bans.

    @IxJayJayxI Every ban unique to the level of douchiness of the offense. The greater the douche the greater the length. PermaDouche possible.
    Amen. Ban all the douche fuckers.
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    @KimJongIlinHell Kim Jong-il IN HELL

    Hell is a funny place. Helen Keller can see, Gary Coleman is tall, and Michael Jackson is black. Weird stuff.
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    Why is Helen Keller in hell?
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  14. 12-19-2011, 09:56 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by morsdraconis View Post
    Why is Helen Keller in hell?
    You'd have to ask Lucifer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by morsdraconis View Post
    Why is Helen Keller in hell?
    The Bible wasn't in Braille?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    @KimJongIlinHell Kim Jong-il IN HELL

    Hell is a funny place. Helen Keller can see, Gary Coleman is tall, and Michael Jackson is black. Weird stuff.
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    I did a Google search for why is Helen Keller in hell, and all I got was "who the hell is Helen Keller".
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    TheFakeESPN: LSU is reportedly stuck in New Orleans, a 50 yard line was painted in front of the team bus
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    Quote Originally Posted by psuexv View Post
    TheFakeESPN: LSU is reportedly stuck in New Orleans, a 50 yard line was painted in front of the team bus


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    JPosnanski: Ate at same restaurant as Tim Tebow in Indianapolis last night. Contrary to Twitter reports, the water stayed in water form
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