@PimpBillClinton
Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Are we sure it's not their vibrator, their pulsating shower head or....DEEEZ NUUUUTTTS???!!!
@PimpBillClinton
Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Are we sure it's not their vibrator, their pulsating shower head or....DEEEZ NUUUUTTTS???!!!
The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.
@denisleary
Ja Rule gets 2 yrs. Anything under 5 for a rapper ain't a sentence it's a career move.
@damienwoody - If u ask @KingJames for a dollar , he'll only give u 75 cents , he never gives you the fourth quarter #Ouch!!!
@PimpBillClinton
If @KimKardashian wants to make another sex tape with colored people I hope she picks the Blue Man Group.
This is a whole list of funny tweets.... Big fan of PSU but why the F is the Bell on Old Main tweeting Dings on the hour?
http://twitter.com/#!/OldMainBell
OldMainBell OldMainBell
ding. ding! Ding? Ding! ding. #PennState
7 minutes ago
Hey in case you didn't know it's 5 o'clock
Earlier today @Jesus_H_Christ tweeted "that's me in the corner"
Not sure how many will get that.
I'm sure Obama will address this:
@PimpBillClinton #askobama Has Michelle ever tried to filibuster her way out of butt sex?
Not really funny but digging the profile pic
http://twitter.com/#!/MsPican
Edit - maybe NSFW
@KegsnEggs
That sound you can faintly hear through your computer is 1,000+ NFL players Googling "How to pass a drug test."
@mclassick Matthew Classick
Dammit that's a better hashtag than mine. RT @RobertDEdwards: It's okay if Casey Anthony wants to babysit your kid. #jerrymealssaysitssafe
@RobertDEdwards Rob Edwards
Go ahead Washington, let the debt ceiling deadline pass. It's cool because #jerrymealssaysitssafe.
@jonanddeek Derek Kastner
Waste your whole day today with #jerrymealssaysitssafe. Hey Terrell Pryor go ahead and sell those pants.#jerrymealssaysitssafe
@jasonr44240 Jason Richardson
Sweet! Making some cash today. Passing along my bank info to help out a prince today. #jerrymealssaysitssafe
@churchofbasebal Church of Baseball
"Hey Paco, let's cross the border into Arizona." "But we're undocumented and that American has a gun." "It's ok, #jerrymealssaysitssafe."
@ronnopwasky03 Ron Nopwasky
I think I'm going to walk around the prison today with no guards #jerrymealssaysitssafe
Bookmarks