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  1. 06-03-2011, 01:40 PM #1
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    The Funny Tweets Thread

    @PimpBillClinton

    Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Are we sure it's not their vibrator, their pulsating shower head or....DEEEZ NUUUUTTTS???!!!
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  2. 06-03-2011, 04:55 PM #2
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    The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.

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  3. 06-03-2011, 05:18 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by cdj View Post
    The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.



    Try the veal
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    Quote Originally Posted by cdj View Post
    The good news is that none of @JBHuskers' tweets will be appearing in this thread.

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  5. 06-09-2011, 02:39 PM #5
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    @denisleary
    Ja Rule gets 2 yrs. Anything under 5 for a rapper ain't a sentence it's a career move.
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    Thumbs up

    @damienwoody - If u ask @KingJames for a dollar , he'll only give u 75 cents , he never gives you the fourth quarter #Ouch!!!
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    @PimpBillClinton
    If @KimKardashian wants to make another sex tape with colored people I hope she picks the Blue Man Group.
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    This is a whole list of funny tweets.... Big fan of PSU but why the F is the Bell on Old Main tweeting Dings on the hour?
    http://twitter.com/#!/OldMainBell

    OldMainBell OldMainBell
    ding. ding! Ding? Ding! ding. #PennState
    7 minutes ago

    Hey in case you didn't know it's 5 o'clock
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    Earlier today @Jesus_H_Christ tweeted "that's me in the corner"



    Not sure how many will get that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    Earlier today @Jesus_H_Christ tweeted "that's me in the corner"



    Not sure how many will get that.
    Losing my religion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinister View Post
    Losing my religion.
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    I'm sure Obama will address this:

    @PimpBillClinton #askobama Has Michelle ever tried to filibuster her way out of butt sex?
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    Not really funny but digging the profile pic

    http://twitter.com/#!/MsPican

    Edit - maybe NSFW
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  14. 07-06-2011, 02:37 PM #14
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    She sure looks like a fun gurl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psuexv View Post
    Not really funny but digging the profile pic

    http://twitter.com/#!/MsPican

    Edit - maybe NSFW
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  16. 07-25-2011, 01:27 PM #16
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    @KegsnEggs

    That sound you can faintly hear through your computer is 1,000+ NFL players Googling "How to pass a drug test."
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    Nice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBHuskers View Post
    @KegsnEggs

    That sound you can faintly hear through your computer is 1,000+ NFL players Googling "How to pass a drug test."
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    @mclassick Matthew Classick

    Dammit that's a better hashtag than mine. RT @RobertDEdwards: It's okay if Casey Anthony wants to babysit your kid. #jerrymealssaysitssafe


    @RobertDEdwards Rob Edwards

    Go ahead Washington, let the debt ceiling deadline pass. It's cool because #jerrymealssaysitssafe.


    @jonanddeek Derek Kastner

    Waste your whole day today with #jerrymealssaysitssafe. Hey Terrell Pryor go ahead and sell those pants.#jerrymealssaysitssafe


    @jasonr44240 Jason Richardson

    Sweet! Making some cash today. Passing along my bank info to help out a prince today. #jerrymealssaysitssafe


    @churchofbasebal Church of Baseball

    "Hey Paco, let's cross the border into Arizona." "But we're undocumented and that American has a gun." "It's ok, #jerrymealssaysitssafe."


    @ronnopwasky03 Ron Nopwasky

    I think I'm going to walk around the prison today with no guards #jerrymealssaysitssafe
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