2013-14 Coaching Carousel

School	Former Coach	Reason	New Coach	Previous School/Job
:USC:	Lane Kiffin	Fired (9/29)	Steve Sarkisian	:Washington: (34-29)
:Connecticut:	Paul Pasqualoni	Fired (9/30)	Bob Diaco	:Notre_Dame: DC
:Miami_OH:	Don Treadwell	Fired (10/6)	Chuck Martin	http://cdn87.psbin.com/img/mw=48/mh=...0dvl65o47d.jpg (74-7)
:FAU:	Carl Pelini	Resigned (10/30)	Charlie Partridge	:Arkansas: DL
:Eastern_Michigan:	Ron English	Fired (11/8)	Chris Creighton	:Drake: (42-22)
:Wyoming:	Dave Christensen	Fired (12/1)	Craig Bohl	:North_Dakota_State: (101-32)
:Washington:	Steve Sarkisian	Left for USC (12/2)	Chris Petersen	:Boise_State: (92-12)
:Wake_Forest:	Jim Grobe	Resigned (12/2)	Dave Clawson	:Bowling_Green: (32-31)
:Boise_State:	Chris Petersen	Left for Washington (12/6)	Bryan Harsin	:Arkansas_State: (7-5)
:Bowling_Green:	Dave Clawson	Left for Wake Forest (12/9)	Dino Babers	:Eastern_Illinois: (19-7)
:Arkansas_State:	Bryan Harsin	Left for Boise State (12/11)	Blake Anderson	:North_Carolina: OC
:Texas:	Mack Brown	Resigned (12/14)	Charlie Strong	:Louisville: (37-16)
:Army:	Rich Ellerson	Fired (12/15)	Jeff Monken	:Georgia_Southern: (38-16)
:UMass:	Charley Molnar	Fired (12/26)	Mark Whipple	:Cleveland_Browns: QB
:Penn_State:	Bill O'Brien	Left for NFL Houston Texans (12/31)	James Franklin	:Vanderbilt: 24-15
:Louisville:	Charlie Strong	Left for Texas (1/4)	Bobby Petrino	:Western_Kentucky: (8-4)
:Western_Kentucky:	Bobby Petrino	Left for Louisville (1/9)	Jeff Brohm	:Western_Kentucky: OC
:UAB:	Garrick McGee	Resigned, left for Louisville OC (1/9)	Bill Clark	:Jacksonville_State: (11-4)
:Vanderbilt:	James Franklin	Left for Penn State (1/11)	Derek Mason	:Stanford: DC

Never hire a guy with a name that sounds like some kind of Italian food :D

If I were :USC: I'd go HARD after Sumlin this off-season. His offense would attract all kinds of talent in CA and they never really have played much defense out west to begin with.

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Originally Posted by CLW

If I were :USC: I'd go HARD after Sumlin this off-season. His offense would attract all kinds of talent in CA and they never really have played much defense out west to begin with.

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Sarkisian will be the next HC, bank on it :nod:

I have a feeling that Jack Del Rio may get the job at USC.

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Originally Posted by volsfan

I have a feeling that Jack Del Rio may get the job at USC.

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Current odds :D
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefoot...or-the-usc-job

Come to think of it, James Franklin while not at an "Elite" program has dealt with the raw deal of coaching at Vandy. Certainly think he would be a great pick but I am sticking with Sarkisian.

Took long enough for the charade of Lane Kiffin to end. Three head coaching jobs for doing nothing to earn them.

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Originally Posted by JBHuskers

Took long enough for the charade of Lane Kiffin to end. Three head coaching jobs for doing nothing to earn them.

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but he got a raw deal:D

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Originally Posted by SCClassof93

but he got a raw deal:D

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He's lucky as fuck to get a deal at all :D

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Jon Gruden is on the list because it's a college job and Jon Gruden has been rumored to take every college opening since like 1845.

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Haha!

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Originally Posted by volsfan

Haha!

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That's basically the truth. :D

He's not going anywhere.

Texas AD DeLoss Dodds is supposed to announce soon that he is done in August. If he does, it will open the door for Mack Brown to step into the AD role. It's common knowledge that Brown wants to get that role when he's done coaching (which is, no doubt, now).

Poor Lane Kiffin. Gets to go home to this.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gp/L...ez-83yALfl.jpg

If I had Kiffin's cash, she'd be no more than a "fluff girl".

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Originally Posted by SCClassof93

Sarkisian will be the next HC, bank on it :nod:

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WRONG!

Miami (OH) fires Don Treadwell.

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If I had Kiffin's cash, she'd be no more than a "fluff girl".

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Maybe he put a ring on the first wet hole he fell into.

Carl Pelini resigns from :FAU:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr...wjfoo1_500.gif

Carl & Pete admit to smokin' and tokin'

:Florida: needs to get rid of Pease this season and depending on next season Muschamp goes next. It's time enough is enough.

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Originally Posted by GatorfanStovy

:Florida: needs to get rid of Pease this season and depending on next season Muschamp goes next. It's time enough is enough.

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And let me guess, replace him with Tebow?

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:D

I am hoping Webster Britannica gets the job and hires Mavis Beacon as his assistant.

It's come out now that Carl Pelini was doing blow, not smoking weed.

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Originally Posted by bdoughty

I am hoping Webster Britannica gets the job and hires Mavis Beacon as his assistant.

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:sf: and I should apply :D

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:sf: and I should apply :D

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:+1:

EMU fires Ron English.

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Sarkisian will be the next HC, bank on it :nod:

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Kevin Sumlin is reportedly the top candidate. He and Stanford DC Derek Mason are apparently great friends and would be an easy pull from furd as well, if Sumlin were hired.

EMU fired English for "inappropriate language."

We've become a nation of pussies. :fp:

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We've become a nation of pussies. :fp:

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He probably went overboard a little bit toward the end, but I definitely wouldn't have fired him for it. That football team has been pathetic for a LONG time. They haven't had a winning season since 1995 (they went 6-5) and they are 61-160-1 since '91. EMU is the coaching black hole.

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Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

We've become a nation of pussies. :fp:

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That's rich considering your ideology :nod:

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Originally Posted by morsdraconis

He probably went overboard a little bit toward the end, but I definitely wouldn't have fired him for it. That football team has been pathetic for a LONG time. They haven't had a winning season since 1995 (they went 6-5) and they are 61-160-1 since '91. EMU is the coaching black hole.

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Yeah, out of that whole transcript, I'll agree the end was a bit overboard, but my God, now coaches can't even speak their damn minds without threat of firing. :fp: My HIGH SCHOOL coach would go off on us similarly after we would get our asses whooped, and it would light a fire under our asses. We pumped a little harder in the weight room on Saturday, we came out hitting hard and popping pads during the next week's practices, and we came out looking for heads during the next week's game.

Yeah, toward the end it was a little overboard, but it wasn't so horrible that he deserved to be fired for it. I mean hell, just a couple weeks ago, someone wrote a letter to the editor of the local paper, complaining about comments the local HS football coach made after their team got their asses whooped 52-7. The person was bitching and moaning because the coach wasn't being positive and encouraging or motivating the team with his post game comments to the newspaper reporter.

The three comments by the coach that this complainer specifically picked out of his post game comments?

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"it looked like we wanted no part of the game," "our guys up front got knocked off the ball," and finally "we should be embarrassed by that performance on defense"

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Really? You're going to bitch about fucking tame and mild as all hell comments like that? That's not even ripping the team for getting their ass beat 52-7, that's just speaking the truth about how the team played! But of course some pussy-ass Sally has to go and get their skirt in a wad and bitch and moan. Like I said, we've become a nation of pussies. :fp:

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That's rich considering your ideology :nod:

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:D Despite our tangling in the past, I'm not all as much the liberal as you think or like to think. I fall in the middle of the road (even some on the right side of the line) numerous times on various issues or topics. This is one of those. Enough of the bleeding heart bullshit and bitching and moaning because a coach dared to use a "bad word". If hearing what English (or any other coach) has said is too sensitive for these kids precious ears, well then they should get their asses out of football and go back to the sandbox.

The rest of the country has been infected with "pussy-syndrome" for years now, and now it's starting to infect football. Christ, if you don't want your kids getting yelled at for sucking it up on the field or getting hit and hurt in a physical contact sport, then start up your own damn no-touch football league so there's no clock, no score, no contact, everybody can score a touchdown to feel special about themselves and afterwards you can all go have cookies and milk, get a participation ribbon (or trophy, some would probably bitch about ribbons not being enough) and they can get pats on the head and all sing Kumbaya together. :smh:

Dave Christensen out at Wyoming.

Boise's Chris Petersen withdraws from consideration for the USC job.

Steve Sarkisian travels south in the Pac 12 to take the USC job.