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05-14-2012, 05:10 PM
DariusLock

People pay extra for that in France.
05-24-2012, 02:53 PM
Deuce

So I was just doing my business at work and some dude (I assume it's a dude) sits down in the stall next to me...check out his shoes!! WTF!? Fur shoes?http://img.tapatalk.com/a69348a0-91c0-7e29.jpg

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05-24-2012, 02:55 PM
morsdraconis

Be sure to berate that fuckin' loser on his *** as shit shoes.

:smh:
05-24-2012, 02:57 PM
Deuce

There was no communication. Did not want any George Michael misunderstandings. :D

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05-24-2012, 05:39 PM
steelerfan

Don't get caught taking photos in the Men's Room! :down: :D

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05-25-2012, 08:45 AM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelerfan

Don't get caught taking photos in the Men's Room! :down: :D

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Woulda been fucking funny if he accidentally forgot the flash was on :D
05-25-2012, 08:49 AM
Deuce

Ha. No shit. I was worried about the 'click' as well. I double checked both before I snapped the photo. :D

I will say though...if those were bowling shoes those would be bad ass!

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05-25-2012, 10:54 AM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

Ha. No shit. I was worried about the 'click' as well. I double checked both before I snapped the photo. :D

I will say though...if those were bowling shoes those would be bad ass!

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Fuck it. Let's go bowling. :nod:

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05-25-2012, 11:00 AM
JBHuskers

I was going to post the Gutterballs dream sequence, but the fuckers at Universal made YouTube take it down :fp:
06-09-2012, 01:11 PM
SCClassof93

I should have thought of this.

http://www.camtalent.org/pics/NOBREAKS.jpg
06-09-2012, 06:39 PM
SCClassof93

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attac...3&d=1207703614
06-09-2012, 07:07 PM
SmoothPancakes

I took a massive shit at work yesterday, stunk up the bathroom to high fucking hell. It was so damn bad, it stunk me out of there. Instead of leaving the door open and infecting the rest of the station with that smell, I shut the door and left a surprise for the next poor bastard to go in there. :D One of my co-workers went in there about 5 minutes later, came out not even 3 seconds later swearing up a storm. He didn't know who did it, but I'm sure he had some suspicions as there are only 11 guys working in our cluster of stations.
06-09-2012, 07:14 PM
baseballplyrmvp

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

I took a massive shit at work yesterday, stunk up the bathroom to high fucking hell. It was so damn bad, it stunk me out of there. Instead of leaving the door open and infecting the rest of the station with that smell, I shut the door and left a surprise for the next poor bastard to go in there. :D One of my co-workers went in there about 5 minutes later, came out not even 3 seconds later swearing up a storm. He didn't know who did it, but I'm sure he had some suspicions as there are only 11 guys working in our cluster of stations.

rofl
06-09-2012, 07:30 PM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

I took a massive shit at work yesterday, stunk up the bathroom to high fucking hell. It was so damn bad, it stunk me out of there. Instead of leaving the door open and infecting the rest of the station with that smell, I shut the door and left a surprise for the next poor bastard to go in there. :D One of my co-workers went in there about 5 minutes later, came out not even 3 seconds later swearing up a storm. He didn't know who did it, but I'm sure he had some suspicions as there are only 11 guys working in our cluster of stations.

You are a sick man :up:
06-09-2012, 07:41 PM
SmoothPancakes

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCClassof93

You are a sick man :up:

:D Hey, it was either make one poor soul suffer, or make everyone (all 19 people in the building) suffer. Sometimes you have to sacrifice one to save the many, it's acceptable losses. Casualties will happen, it's a fact of life, what matters is how many casualties there are and if you can limit those casualties.
06-10-2012, 02:41 PM
JBHuskers

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCClassof93

http://forums.azbilliards.com//attac...3&d=1207703614

That's basically what's at work.
06-11-2012, 12:06 PM
SCClassof93

:fp:

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attach...1&d=1209926357
06-19-2012, 09:55 AM
SCClassof93

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attach...1&d=1242941726 http://www.misplaced.net/stfu/safety...afety-trap.gif
06-29-2012, 02:11 AM
ram29jackson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5FAbJvUEY
06-29-2012, 06:04 AM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by ram29jackson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5FAbJvUEY

I was on the fence until they threw in the door hanger........ordered 3! Thanks:D
07-02-2012, 07:41 AM
SCClassof93

I was telling a client friend of mine about this thread a couple of weeks ago and he told me a story about this big company he works for....this sums it up :nod:

http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/...4922831981.jpg
07-02-2012, 07:47 AM
psusnoop

A quick, get the fuck outta here would be spewing from my mouth if that happened :D
07-02-2012, 07:54 AM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by psusnoop

A quick, get the fuck outta here would be spewing from my mouth if that happened :D

He must have missed the men's room etiquettete video :dunno:
07-02-2012, 07:56 AM
psusnoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCClassof93

He must have missed the men's room etiquettete video :dunno:

:D or he was looking for a handout :dunno:
07-02-2012, 07:59 AM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by psusnoop

:D or he was looking for a handout :dunno:

Like a crocodile, always looking for a handout :smh:
07-02-2012, 08:12 AM
SCClassof93

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2701/randome.jpg
07-02-2012, 08:15 AM
SCClassof93

If I ever get off my butt and open a microbrewery/pub this will be the men's restroom :nod: There will however be a no pics policy :D

http://forums.azbilliards.com/attach...1&d=1277910278
07-02-2012, 08:33 AM
psusnoop

:D:D at both pics
07-12-2012, 08:47 PM
baseballplyrmvp

i took a massive shit when i got home from work today......and it feels like my pants are fitting way better.
07-12-2012, 08:49 PM
SmoothPancakes

I just painted the bowl. Had Marcos pizza for dinner. It was like a rocket taking off, it came out with such velocity. :D
07-12-2012, 09:24 PM
souljahbill

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCClassof93

I was telling a client friend of mine about this thread a couple of weeks ago and he told me a story about this big company he works for....this sums it up :nod:

http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/...4922831981.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_0bv...e_gdata_player
07-14-2012, 07:14 AM
SCClassof93

Hope all of you will agree this fits in this thread :nod::D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76PU8lR5UIc
07-17-2012, 02:41 AM
Deuce

Getting woken up at 2:30 AM by horrible shit pains sucks.
07-17-2012, 08:05 AM
steelerfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

Getting woken up at 2:30 AM by horrible shit pains sucks.

:nod:

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07-21-2012, 09:36 PM
SCClassof93

http://i.imgur.com/mDI2h.jpg
07-22-2012, 07:39 PM
SCClassof93

An upgrade :nod:

http://bigteaparty.com/blog/wp-conte...ilet_paper.jpg
07-22-2012, 07:54 PM
SmoothPancakes

I achieved perfection this morning that I had only ever read about. Took a ghost shit and had a clean wipe afterwards. The perfect deuce.
07-22-2012, 08:02 PM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes

I achieved perfection this morning that I had only ever read about. Took a ghost shit and had a clean wipe afterwards. The perfect deuce.

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/...60a0ba61_m.gif
07-24-2012, 09:17 AM
baseballplyrmvp

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCClassof93

An upgrade :nod:

http://bigteaparty.com/blog/wp-conte...ilet_paper.jpg

woman's bathroom? :dunno:
07-24-2012, 09:48 AM
SCClassof93

Quote:

Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp

woman's bathroom? :dunno:

Probably. While I like the idea of multiple choice rolls, they are WAY to close to the action for my comfort.

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