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I've gotten into the habit of reading a book while taking a shit. Takes a while to read the whole thing, but it's nice and relaxing and it's about the only time I'm not distracted by anything else to where I don't feel like reading.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Went to drain the main vein, and there was someone in the handicapped stall. Not sure if he had a lot of gas or a kazoo up his butt :dunno:
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The musical instrument or the little dude from the Flintstones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-VnIwvY47c
Nice pull :D
Jesus Christ....dude rolls up in the stall next to me and just unloads....painting the toilet bowl....then after the initial detonation, a couple minutes later it sounds like he's emptying a ketchup bottle.
You should actually feel sorry for him, we have all been there where its actually painful to drop a duece. :D:sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
i took a shit this morning and the long floater ended up in a question mark shape.
I don't think there was pain involved....from all the sounds it sounded like relief and luck that he didn't shit himself on the way there.Quote:
Originally Posted by oweb26
You should have took a picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp
Declaration now. No turd pictures on TGT. First person to do it gets 1 week off.
:D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gschwendt
Aww... And here I had one ready to upload. ;)
:D :D :D
Leave it to G to go and spoil all the fun.
What if we were to put it in spoiler (or even double or triple spoiler) tags? ;)
so is this crossing the line?
http://www.myemoticons.com/images/hu...ng-in-poop.gif
:D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gschwendt
Pet peeve... when at work going #2 why do people feel the need to talk to you through the stall? I'm busy... focus on yourself!
Do you work with JB???Quote:
Originally Posted by jaymo76
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Lol I was thinking the same thing :sf: :D
I keep conversations to a minimum at the work restroom. Not the place to have one. :D Regardless if I'm shitting or pissing.
This is my 5,000th post. In honor of my 5,000th post, I am hereby typing and posting it on my cell phone while sitting in a stall at work. Pictures to follow.
must be one long shit smooth is having.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Only the best for number 5,000. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by baseballplyrmvp
I've been at this job for over 9 years. I might be approaching my 2500th shit here.
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I had to shit 3 times at work today. Our toilet set up SUCKS! It's like from the 60's and I have to hold my junk so it doesn't touch the walls of the toilet.
Last year, much to my dismay, I discovered that the toilets at the horse track soak my sack. There is nothing worse than being drunk after 18 hours of continuous drinking, being at the horse track, sitting down because you have to shit, and having your balls submerged in toilet water. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by DariusLock
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LMFAO at those last two posts
No shit (pun intended) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by psuexv
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I hate the molasses shits where you wipe your ass, let go of the toilet paper, and it is still stuck to your ass.
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Sure everyone has seen this educational video, if not, watch, listen and learn.:PQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
More for your education in poopology :))
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Br...tool_chart.svg
Just needed to check in for therapeutic reasons. Contractors will begin to demolish my bathroom here at the house in about 2 hours. My throne of some 15 years and I will part ways :(. Being self employed means that this particular throne is my personnel one....I don't share it....going to miss it :(. On the plus side it was very exciting last night to check the aisle with over 40 new thrones at Lowe's last night :)). Should have seen the guys face when I said I needed to sit on them first. This was a man of understanding :nod:
Self employed. That explains how you can get so many rounds of Tiger Woods in. :D
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That and I don't play fifa, ssx, or hanna montana :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
Hanna Montana = http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...num_trophy.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by SCClassof93
:nod:
http://img.tapatalk.com/62c401e2-1f47-d0a7.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by JBHuskers
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I think I created something new....Quote:
Originally Posted by SCClassof93
She's 19 now :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by steelerfan
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Originally Posted by DariusLock
run
God I hate fucking splashback. :smh:
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothPancakes
Sadly this is usually caused by excessive straining then that "pop" ejection of the material that hurls into the bowl at high velocity and causes "splashback".
Just look at it as a complementary wash :D